truth bombs

omg those noodle type units in the middle there are prob the most filling food on earth so heavy

Yah man. If you order Guinness to have with it you may not live to see the sun rise tomorrow.

the thing about sweets is the more bored you are the lower your standards become, so at the office it's pretty much anything goes. A dude brought in greying mallomars and I still ate like five of them.

xxxp look no office cake isnt disgusting just the overemphasised culture around it is

that reminds me i bet blood orange is rly nice on a cake

seems like the 'culture around it' would only really get to you if you hate yr coworkers and yr job

entertainment consuming low quality sweets, gazing into the abyss

In my experience, Mr Kipling makes exceedingly good office cakes.

What the hell is that

http://www.mrkipling.co.uk

seems like the 'culture around it' would only really get to you if you hate yr coworkers and yr job

― balls, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:48 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

shit man i never thought about it that way before oh wait no i do every day

then we're back to this statement is only true if you're a miserable fuck

well yeah it's an intensifier not the thing itself

but if office drudge is ur aura then by all means feel free to rep for it

or you can choose not to work in a fucking office, live yr fucking life instead of acting like the gods colluded to trap you in some privileged dull existence where the depths of yr despair encompass cake and interacting w/ other ppl.

Agree. Instead of all that you can just post to ILX

office cake is def repulsive for the most part but I'll still eat in. but I usually stick with the cake because the frosting on those cakes is the worst part. What kind of sick world is this?

Office cake is only the tip of the iceberg of despair.

or you can choose not to work in a fucking office, live yr fucking life instead of acting like the gods colluded to trap you in some privileged dull existence where the depths of yr despair encompass cake and interacting w/ other ppl.

― balls, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:00 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

ur right... tomorrow i open my bakery

lol

lotta dilbert fans here

haa xp

ha that reminds me actually a friend of mine recently made a cake for someone elses bday and it was this enormous unfathomably heavy thick glittery multi tiered thing with a barbie stuck in the top he constructed whil-st trashed... all he'd blearily murmur about it was "don't eat it. just don't". but then when he unveiled it in public an incessant stream of passers by were all like wow outrageous so trashy i love it do u have a card

http://i.imgur.com/hmW8nfs.jpg

Only ILH Posters Will Remember The Outrageous And True Story Behind This Cake

You Won't Believe What This 'King' Did With His Cake

haw @ m. Bison

everyone shut the fuck up about cake

cake stale

you know whats really good cake i especially like to eat it in offices and also any type of cake is ok

imna make an app that tells you what offices have cake in them that day and you go there and eat cake its called cake crash

I like cake.

vanilla cake in the conference room

stow thine cake upon the highest shelf of thine house, not to be eaten for thee eternity's blessyng. hardened and stale as a brick, let ur mynde naer wandyr tew such an thoughte evyne neaar it's rygauryde, fowr thyne emotyve shall breayk ay spelle so unrelatyonale that thyin ascynt shall obsconde from thyn undyrpinnings

http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/2/5/6/3/5/9/bomb-cake-38592856128.jpeg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fB5h_rSu6aE/TD20tuGznPI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/gpGCQ4Zr44Q/s1600/olympics-rings-cake.jpg

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/ht_cake_2_mi_130617_wblog.jpg

lol let's not send this thread down a cakewrecks rabbit hole

i love cakewrecks so much

http://cakewrecks.squarespace.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-23962411-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1385436050781

lollll oh no

got yall a cake

irl losing it over that turkey

it looks so concerned

http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-23904151-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1384569748657

no one presented with the G O O D L U C K cake is not hearing G O O D L U C K in the voice of street hassle lou reed talking bout B A D L U C K

icing is a thing that is actually disgusting

― sleepingbag, Saturday, November 30, 2013 1:50 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

GTFO.

Icing is the best. The more the better. Tbh I'm pro all your weirdo frosting/icing hating people because it just means I get to eat all the deliciousness you eat around and leave behind.

misunderstandings of written english instructions: funny on cakes, not so funny on my laundry

have taken the cake
the icing on the cake
olde english insults like cakefaced
lol when i took a test for job placement in elementary it said i would be a cake decorator lol
cakefed? is that one?
caked in blood lol weird punning

http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/cake
p good

enbb otm

cosign

more icing for us

i personally like just the right amount of icing *sniff*