tbh ive got a weakness for shitty supermarket sheet cake w/a pound of icing
― Hungry4Ass, Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link
theres nothing wrong w sheet cake i could def make a p tasty cake just using a normal store bought mix
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
and some supermarket cake is better than others, the icing tho is usually the worst part imho
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link
icing is a thing that is actually disgusting
― sleepingbag, Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link
some icing is really good tho
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link
I like homemade sheet cake (we call them tray bakes here in the UK) because it seems that people are more likely to be experimental with them, as opposed to regular cakes where generally people don't want to move outside the Victoria/chocolate/coffee & walnut area.
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link
Wow the UK is fucked up
― 乒乓, Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
tray bakes
can we googleproof this, the poster is in this thread for gods sake
― to BRR! is humane (m bison), Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
I love you like a fat kid love the grey slow death of office lyfe
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
instead of supporting the regime of office cakes we should aim to tear down the office structure and rebuild it from nothing, with cooler cubicles and shit i guess
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
and better cake
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link
I love coffee cake. They used to have coffee cake at the 24 hour Embers in Midway in St. Paul before it closed. Used to always go there after playing or seeing a show at the Turf Club. Great steak & eggs, or at least great to a drunk 20 something at 2:30 in the morning. One time I was so drunk I didn't realize the cap was off my A1 sauce and I shook the bottle up and sprayed my friends and the booth in back of me.
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
coffee cake is classic
― ☞ (brimstead), Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link
and rum cakes
― ☞ (brimstead), Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link
imho low qual coffee cake is better than low qual sheet cake
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
Carrot cake with cream cheese frosting
― 乒乓, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
Brownies are a kind of cake... if you think about it
once had red velvet sheet cake with normal (non-cream cheese) vanilla frosting and it was disgusting and hellish
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
still had three pieces, sugar is so great
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link
haha
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link
cream cheese frosting generally is so much better than butter frosting
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/749rNlq.jpg
Outside of the sheet cake the Chinatown bakery fruit cake is probably the lowest form of cake
― 乒乓, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
that looks p good tho
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
Go for the swiss roll instead. You will not be disappoint
http://i.imgur.com/LVoefYd.jpg
i like those sesame bean curd bun things as far as chinese pastries go
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link
they got a nice chew to them
The thing with the Chinatown bakery fruit cake is the frosting is light and airy and also minimally sweetened. The fruit comes from a can usually. I guess it's alright
― 乒乓, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link
Maybe you mean these things. One of my favs
http://i.imgur.com/IIq16pG.jpg
― 乒乓, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link
my parents always collab'd on a birthday cake for me, chocolate with vanilla buttercream frosting. best cake ever. most cakes get the icing all wrong, whipped cream frosting is savagery imo. cream cheese frosting comes closest to the best, probably. Right consistency and sweetness.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fMvOzLB.png
Wikipedia getting weird and mystic. Where will this portal take me
― 乒乓, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
those are good but i was thinking more like these dudes
http://www.foodnut.com/i/City-View-Restaurant-San-Francisco/City-View-Restaurant-San-Francisco-Sesame-Balls.jpg
xp
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
xp To food!
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
Yah I think those are the same thing more or less. Yours have what appears to be lotus seed paste and mine have bean paste (adzuki bean)
― 乒乓, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link
restaurant at the end of the universe shurely
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Saturday, November 30, 2013 2:27 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah, but especially on red velvet. imo "cream cheese frosting" is an essential element to red velvet and it ceases to be a real red velvet cake without it
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link
The key is the glutinous rice flour, it makes it nice and chewy
― 乒乓, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
You guys know that for cheap red velvet cake they just die the insides of the cake with hair dye. Fucked up
exactly xp
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link
homemade buttercream frosting is delicious on yellow/angel's food cake
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link
so have we decided to like cake again?
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link
mmmmmm hair dye
u get angel's food cake at the restaurant at the end of the universe....depending
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
I will agree that office cake is disgusting nine times out of ten. preferable to pint sized office cupcakes tho.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/eMpQdG0.jpg
Glutinous rice flour is used to make this Chinese cake which is really good. It's more or less the same ingredient as in Korean tteok and Japanese mochi and stuff.
http://i.imgur.com/w7NRq5D.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UmFQ0dT.jpg
Fucked up and weird how this same ingredient is used in both sweet and savory dishes.
― 乒乓, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link
Imagine if they made a sheet cake with glutinous rice flour. You could probably kill someone with it. Or it'd probably get stuck in your digestive tract. Dangerous!!
omg those noodle type units in the middle there are prob the most filling food on earth so heavy
― lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link
Yah man. If you order Guinness to have with it you may not live to see the sun rise tomorrow.
― 乒乓, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
the thing about sweets is the more bored you are the lower your standards become, so at the office it's pretty much anything goes. A dude brought in greying mallomars and I still ate like five of them.
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
xxxp look no office cake isnt disgusting just the overemphasised culture around it is
that reminds me i bet blood orange is rly nice on a cake
― r|t|c, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link
seems like the 'culture around it' would only really get to you if you hate yr coworkers and yr job
― balls, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link