Better to be unplayable than uninspired - adventures in terrible gaming.

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Ha never mind, on sale for less in physical format. Tomorrow you will be mine, terrible terrible game.

Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 November 2013 06:11 (five years ago) link

also:
ride to hell: retribution - $7
defiance - $7
aliens: colonial marines - $9
http://www.gamefly.com/Store/PS3/

Aliens - that's the broken one that looks like a PS2 game?

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:58 (five years ago) link

true of so many games, but yes

a friend picked up the Alone in the Dark reboot mentioned way upthread as a gag and oh my god this is really something

papa smango (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:55 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Aliens: Colonial Marines for PC download, $1.99 just for today. Comes with coupon for $5 off an Amazon download next month, they're usually pretty good with their "Best Of" selection in January.

Nhex, Thursday, 26 December 2013 02:14 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

dudes i want to talk about Anarchy Reigns

Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Monday, 13 January 2014 18:34 (five years ago) link

so its a sequel (kind of?) to madworld, closed world beat-em-up that is also apparently a 20ish character fighting game as well - im hot garbage with regards to fighters, so i am not a good judge. dumb as a brick in many ways, weird "why is this here" vehicle timed lap racing sections, no attempt at even vague coherency, interspersed with completely out of character and hamfisted "touching" dead kid storyline. its a glorious god damn mess so far, not as broken as ride to hell (which well jesus i dont know if anything in recent memory is that broken) but so bafflingly out of step with videogames of the modern day that it is quite refreshing. its no bulletstorm, but its cheap as dirt and solidly in the spirit of this thread.

Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Monday, 13 January 2014 18:43 (five years ago) link

sounds fun, will wait for $5

Nhex, Monday, 13 January 2014 20:57 (five years ago) link

just learned about this stinker recently
http://www.gameinformer.com/games/dark/b/xbox360/archive/2013/07/09/a-vampire-who-sucks-at-everything.aspx

hang son doong (am0n), Monday, 13 January 2014 22:56 (five years ago) link

lol the voice acting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vczVtwQi8LY

hang son doong (am0n), Monday, 13 January 2014 22:58 (five years ago) link

jesus that music

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 06:14 (five years ago) link

Ride to Hell won GB's worst game award last year

Who is DANKEY KANG? (kingfish), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 08:39 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

ORION: Dino Horde is free this weekend (and if you really like it permanent ownership is on sale for $1 )

http://cf.shacknews.com/images/20130326/003_25155.nphd.jpg

u know u want to

Mordy , Friday, 21 February 2014 23:14 (five years ago) link

supposedly really really awful

Nhex, Saturday, 22 February 2014 00:49 (five years ago) link

The first good argument for me to own a gaming PC. Which I don't, so infinite sadface.

Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Saturday, 22 February 2014 03:05 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

daikatana only $1.5 right now on steam:
http://www.gog.com/game/daikatana

Mordy , Saturday, 5 April 2014 23:28 (five years ago) link

noooooo

Nhex, Sunday, 6 April 2014 01:18 (five years ago) link

jjjjusten if you like bad games and you don't have even a mid-level PC that can run garbage from 2006ish then you're missin out.

Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 12 April 2014 04:05 (five years ago) link

I know! Curse of Mac owner. And it's a shitty "old" mac, but that still means nothing came out for it ever.

Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 April 2014 04:34 (five years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Ohhhhh yeah, grabbed Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard for 90 cents on that recent flash sale, let's get stupid

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 06:25 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

I kept seeing these two Skylight games (for Vita) pop up in PSN sales and became curious enough to look into them. And, well...holy jesus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRtn_KG9jAw

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 February 2018 16:07 (one year ago) link

Just to be clear, these are pretty much brand new games and not something someone made for their high school computer class in 1996.

You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 February 2018 16:08 (one year ago) link

eleven months pass...

Ah ha ha ha. Just saw that this is currently on clearance sale in the PSN store and came here to post a gameplay vid, totally forgetting that I'd already ragged on this irredeemable POS. Thanks for saving me some work, Younger Lunch.

Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:36 (eight months ago) link

jeeze louise

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:38 (eight months ago) link

Ah heck, why not another, it's pretty funny to hear the reviewer get pissy about trying to 'play' the godforsaken thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ41J-sGyXs

Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:42 (eight months ago) link

To be clear, someone is responsible for making three entire games that look/play like this.

Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:44 (eight months ago) link

i'm definitely planning to do a adventure into this world on the switch but waiting another year or so for the library to 'mature'

ciderpress, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:05 (eight months ago) link


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