enbb otm
― balls, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link
gr80 you're the one bumming us out :(
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link
x-post Sorry, dude. I hate offices and I like cake. I am not ashamed.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 29 November 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
cake is tearing us apart!
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
Ban caek
― 乒乓, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link
cake is singing and cutting us into pieces, hopefully the worst is over
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
cut my cake into piecesthis is my last dessert
― pplains, Friday, 29 November 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link
*applauds*
― k3vin k., Friday, 29 November 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link
true story my parents arranged an incredible TMNT themed party for my 10th or 11th birthday which included a family friend coming to the door dressed as a pizza delivery guy and handing me a pizza box that when opened revealed a cake decorated to look like a pizza
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, November 29, 2013 2:22 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i think we've gotten to the root of it here. gr80, are you still hurting over this prank?
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 29 November 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link
cake is the tits
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD7PvtbkH0I (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 29 November 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link
gr8010or11: i wanted a REAL PIZZA!!!!!gr80mommy: but gra--gr8010or11: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ~childrage~
― to BRR! is humane (m bison), Friday, 29 November 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link
mom8080: Pizza at the door.gr8080: Cowabunga!mom8080: :)
<gr8080 goes to door, sees it's pizza shaped cake not pizza>
gr8080: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link
hey guys what if it was a pizza shaped ICE CREAM cake, how fucked up woulda that been
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link
what a horribly formed "cake"
― 乒乓, Friday, 29 November 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
I have a coworker who likes baking so sometimes she'll make something for birthdays.
― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 29 November 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Friday, November 29, 2013 3:39 PM (54 minutes ago)
if this is a dig at ice cream cakes i am prepared to go down swinging in their defense
― k3vin k., Friday, 29 November 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
This cake conversation is a good reminder that ilx is full of really smart ppl who are determined to be unhappy
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 November 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link
Yeah cos sugar brings such happiness and fulfillment.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Friday, 29 November 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link
Carpe cakem
ice cream cakes are dumb tho wow u made ice cream into the shape of a cake congratulation
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 November 2013 23:07 (ten years ago) link
such coldvery tasty
― gbx, Friday, 29 November 2013 23:18 (ten years ago) link
We're just staring into the void. Might as well grab some free cake!
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 November 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link
I worked at DQ, making the cakes was kinda satisfying
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 November 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link
fighting against ice cream cakes when people from the upper midwest are active on the board seems a losing battle
― mh, Saturday, 30 November 2013 00:31 (ten years ago) link
I wish I had 4 arms so I could have 4 knuckle tatsHOTEATZCOOLTRZ
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 30 November 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link
ho teatz?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 November 2013 01:33 (ten years ago) link
Y'all don't even know the Brazier lyfe
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 30 November 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link
BRZR LYFE
― mh, Saturday, 30 November 2013 03:03 (ten years ago) link
I had a notoriously ridiculously naive coworker who was clowned fairly regular who ended up quitting to move back home, then to work for his dad setting up DQ stores. He ended up moving to Florida to start DQs there and ended up marrying a soft serve girl.
― mh, Saturday, 30 November 2013 03:04 (ten years ago) link
that's a lot of ending up
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 November 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link
otm
― mh, Saturday, 30 November 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J0_QzcSgiU
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 November 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link
I'd say his life was a series of ending down but last I heard he was either living near the shore with jet skis or had a houseboat
― mh, Saturday, 30 November 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
* bows to Alfred *
I wonder how hard or expensive it is to buy a Dairy Queen? I need to start over.
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 30 November 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link
it's the g-rated Big Sausage Pizza
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Saturday, 30 November 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link
i'm not gonna fault the pro-cake faction for zinging the "office cake is the blue pill" turn this thread took at some point, but i really don't want us to get away from the fact that cake is actually probably the grossest food there is. thread history is at stake here because hating cake is so inflammatory and yet so deeply right in a way that really captures the essence of what a 'truth bomb' is.
look in your hearts and do the right thing.
― een, Saturday, 30 November 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
'fact' 'history' 'right' 'truth'
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 November 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link
i'll take pie all day over cake (amirite) but give me a fucking break. cake is the grossest food there is? really? have you ever heard of arby's?
― balls, Saturday, 30 November 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
I know you throw Arby's out there as the epitome of gross food, which it deserves, and yet, I would have to try this:
http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Chocolate-Molten-Lava-Cake-from-Arbys.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 30 November 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
Uh prob not the thread to be scarequoting 'truth' daz
― malapopism (wins), Saturday, 30 November 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
lol 'the truth about chocolate...the market depends on child labor'
― balls, Saturday, 30 November 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link
Haha
― malapopism (wins), Saturday, 30 November 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link
bahahaha
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Saturday, 30 November 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link
slide your fork through the moist, delicate cake to reveal the molten "lava" of child suffering inside
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Saturday, 30 November 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
christ it just looks like someone forgot to finish baking the cake
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 30 November 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link
I bet they wipe the edges of the vat at the Arby's plant, put the residue into another vat, bake for ten years, then wipe the edges of that vat for the ingredients of Arby's Chocolate Molten® Cake.
― pplains, Saturday, 30 November 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
ILXors seem to be very pie>>cake, which is nonsense. Especially w/r/t fruit pies - apple, cherry, and strawberry/rhubarb pies are all fine, but they're mostly fruit, which is not really dessert IMO. Cake and cookies all the way. And cupcakes.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Saturday, 30 November 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
That's what molten cake is supposed to look like! The center is whipped up ganache or whatever, and it remains gooey.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Saturday, 30 November 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link
it just looks like someone forgot to finish baking this jelly doughnut! said nobody ever.
― pplains, Saturday, 30 November 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link