truth bombs

erica you're bumming me out

enbb otm

gr80 you're the one bumming us out :(

x-post Sorry, dude. I hate offices and I like cake. I am not ashamed.

cake is tearing us apart!

Ban caek

cake is singing and cutting us into pieces, hopefully the worst is over

cut my cake into pieces
this is my last dessert

*applauds*

true story my parents arranged an incredible TMNT themed party for my 10th or 11th birthday which included a family friend coming to the door dressed as a pizza delivery guy and handing me a pizza box that when opened revealed a cake decorated to look like a pizza

― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, November 29, 2013 2:22 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think we've gotten to the root of it here. gr80, are you still hurting over this prank?

cake is the tits

gr8010or11: i wanted a REAL PIZZA!!!!!
gr80mommy: but gra--
gr8010or11: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ~childrage~

mom8080: Pizza at the door.
gr8080: Cowabunga!
mom8080: :)

<gr8080 goes to door, sees it's pizza shaped cake not pizza>

gr8080: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey guys what if it was a pizza shaped ICE CREAM cake, how fucked up woulda that been

what a horribly formed "cake"

I have a coworker who likes baking so sometimes she'll make something for birthdays.

hey guys what if it was a pizza shaped ICE CREAM cake, how fucked up woulda that been

― lag∞n, Friday, November 29, 2013 3:39 PM (54 minutes ago)

if this is a dig at ice cream cakes i am prepared to go down swinging in their defense

This cake conversation is a good reminder that ilx is full of really smart ppl who are determined to be unhappy

Yeah cos sugar brings such happiness and fulfillment.

Carpe cakem

ice cream cakes are dumb tho wow u made ice cream into the shape of a cake congratulation

such cold
very tasty

We're just staring into the void. Might as well grab some free cake!

I worked at DQ, making the cakes was kinda satisfying

fighting against ice cream cakes when people from the upper midwest are active on the board seems a losing battle

I wish I had 4 arms so I could have 4 knuckle tats
HOTEATZ
COOLTRZ

ho teatz?

Y'all don't even know the Brazier lyfe

BRZR LYFE

I had a notoriously ridiculously naive coworker who was clowned fairly regular who ended up quitting to move back home, then to work for his dad setting up DQ stores. He ended up moving to Florida to start DQs there and ended up marrying a soft serve girl.

that's a lot of ending up

otm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J0_QzcSgiU

I'd say his life was a series of ending down but last I heard he was either living near the shore with jet skis or had a houseboat

* bows to Alfred *

I wonder how hard or expensive it is to buy a Dairy Queen? I need to start over.

true story my parents arranged an incredible TMNT themed party for my 10th or 11th birthday which included a family friend coming to the door dressed as a pizza delivery guy and handing me a pizza box that when opened revealed a cake decorated to look like a pizza

― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, November 29, 2013 2:22 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's the g-rated Big Sausage Pizza

i'm not gonna fault the pro-cake faction for zinging the "office cake is the blue pill" turn this thread took at some point, but i really don't want us to get away from the fact that cake is actually probably the grossest food there is. thread history is at stake here because hating cake is so inflammatory and yet so deeply right in a way that really captures the essence of what a 'truth bomb' is.

look in your hearts and do the right thing.

'fact' 'history' 'right' 'truth'

i'll take pie all day over cake (amirite) but give me a fucking break. cake is the grossest food there is? really? have you ever heard of arby's?

I know you throw Arby's out there as the epitome of gross food, which it deserves, and yet, I would have to try this:

http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Chocolate-Molten-Lava-Cake-from-Arbys.jpg

Uh prob not the thread to be scarequoting 'truth' daz

lol 'the truth about chocolate...the market depends on child labor'

Haha

bahahaha

slide your fork through the moist, delicate cake to reveal the molten "lava" of child suffering inside

christ it just looks like someone forgot to finish baking the cake

I bet they wipe the edges of the vat at the Arby's plant, put the residue into another vat, bake for ten years, then wipe the edges of that vat for the ingredients of Arby's Chocolate Molten® Cake.

i'll take pie all day over cake (amirite) but give me a fucking break. cake is the grossest food there is? really? have you ever heard of arby's?

ILXors seem to be very pie>>cake, which is nonsense. Especially w/r/t fruit pies - apple, cherry, and strawberry/rhubarb pies are all fine, but they're mostly fruit, which is not really dessert IMO. Cake and cookies all the way. And cupcakes.

christ it just looks like someone forgot to finish baking the cake

That's what molten cake is supposed to look like! The center is whipped up ganache or whatever, and it remains gooey.