I HATE APPLE

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RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

$5 says you can find a couple between your sofa cushions.

nein Socken (nein Socken), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a fouton.

GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

a lot of people i know use these things, and i do too. it swivels!

http://www.targus.com/us/product_details.asp?sku=PA241U

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Web Results 1 - 10 of about 614 for those little adhesive tabs that you put on the cabinet door corner so the door doesn't slam. (0.30 seconds)

nein Socken (nein Socken), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't need that. xpost

GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link

!! http://www.cleansweepsupply.com/pages/skugroup18375.html !!

nein Socken (nein Socken), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 23:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Those would rip off in like 3 seconds.

GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 23:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha ha - apple has a PDF guide to replacing those feet:

http://www.apple.com/support/powerbook/doityourself/17al/

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 23:22 (eighteen years ago) link

And you can buy them here

Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 23:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Thank you :D

GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link

here dude, while you're at it, you could probably use some of these products as well:

http://www.assistedlivingstore.com/

nein Socken (nein Socken), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 23:25 (eighteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...
read the online tutorial, if you do this you will hardly ever need to call tech support, cause you can set up you own repairs online. use the tools you have at your finger tips; google, ipodding.com, ilounge.com and also the Apple support pages. its all very easy, you just have to put in work to get where you need to get. oh yeah, work would involve showing some ability to do this for yourself, im sorry i guess it would be hard for over 50% of the people on this thread. And for the other group, thanks for being able to read, understand and implement the instructions that are given online. Enjoy your Apple products, have fun.

Krajik Al Thor, Thursday, 12 January 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah you fuckin' mac faggots, Windows works great if you know what the fuck you're doing. Jesus if you don't know how to run taskmgr and regedit wtf are you even doing on the internet, fucking gaywads!!!!!

TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 January 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.

JENSEITS VON GUT UND BOT, Thursday, 12 January 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Nietzsche bots rool.

Evanston Wade (EWW), Friday, 13 January 2006 04:41 (eighteen years ago) link

it saddens me that this is the most popular thread i've ever started...i don't even hate Apple anymore.

jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 13 January 2006 04:47 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread stinks like a jock's locker room thanks to TOMBOT and Allyzay's balls-out cussing. I haven't heard so many testicular metaphors since the bigshot lawyer played squash with the rightwing radio host and they "told it like it was" in the changing room instead of taking a shower.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 13 January 2006 06:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Now Apple are switching over to to Intel processors isn't it about time Microsoft rewrite their operating system with *nix and put these fucking bullshitters out of business?

I've never felt such a mug in all my life. God just imagining the prospect of using Finder (or whatever bullshit "search" function, gadget or app they try & present to make it appear like the file browser is a trifling nonsense to be ignored) and iTunes again, with no good alternatives make me want to stick redhot needles in my scrotum (sorry Momus).

My feelings when I sit back in front of a Windows PC "Ah, good. Now I can stop pissing about pretending to be streamlined and efficient and actually f*cking get something done, as the operating system isn't permanently working against me so hard"

I can't even face unpacking my boxed up iBook to watch a DVD :( My sister apparently wants to buy it, but even that seems like keeping it in my life too much now (god no, not 'family' tech support for the evil f*cking thing).

fandango (fandango), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 05:43 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha you said scrotum!

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link

incidentally, why do the volume buttons on every powerbook i've owned since 1997 take anywhere from 1-10 seconds to have any effect at all, replete with hard-disk churning, etc? fuck's sake. and oh, balls.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Momus, did Shoyu Weenie steal your song?

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Tracer, that's a feature. Not a bug.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

fandango: for someone who made so much noise upthread about how happy he was switching back to windows, you still seem awfully crabby about apple. did you trap your knob in the iBook lid or something? i just don't get the level of hate if you're not actually using the thing any more.

grimly fiendish's scrotal sac (grimlord), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

People don't buy enough RAM for how they use their systems.

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

i just want to make it louder, or softer.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

That would be everyone since macs never come with enough to begin with.

xpost

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow Jon, that DOES explain everything.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

#1 apple annoyance -- inability to turn off "relative date" in open dialog boxes of individual applications -- also the absolute idiocy of the relative date sorting mechanism.

the fix the finder stuff rilly can get irritating.

on the other hand, with the side-shelf & the right cmd & option combos, etc., navigating the finder is still waay faster than windows -- just took a little getting used to.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

the cross application cmd-backtick window switch thing is magic too.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

and you can't sort by date in column view!!!! USELESS!@

fail to see how volume madness is a "feature."

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

My iPod's disk is very dead.

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

STICKIES WAS BETTER BEFORE OS X

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Tracer, if you can't see how a screaming hard drive is a feature, then you're obviously a complete fucking retard and probably never even used Netscape 4.x before, because you'd understand if you were me. Testicles!

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:30 (eighteen years ago) link

While we've got the hedz here, anybody have a good solution for fucking FONTS? I use Suitcase, but all my fonts are on an external drive. Suitcase forgets what it's activated, for some reason, so I have to go turn on the sets I want every time I restart. That doesn't happen for fonts on the local drive.

First off, throw out Suitcase completely. Extensis' developers have been completely out to lunch when it comes to proper OS X development and are currently racing with Quark as to how fast they can alienate their user base.

Second, download a copy of Font Explorer. It's free and it works fantastically.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:38 (eighteen years ago) link

and you can't sort by date in column view!!!! USELESS!@

I haven't been really happy with any of the Finder augmentation apps, but Path Finder seems to be pretty good - and it will sort by date in column view.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

can someone explain how these purported OSX problems might be relevant to a lifetime Mac user, nonprogrammer, new iPod owner, totally novice downloader, and non-illegal file-sharer considering supplementing an old OS9-G3book with an OSX/unix-desktop?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link

er, i meant OSX/intel - one of the new machines

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link

People don't buy enough RAM for how they use their systems.

Apple don't include enough RAM for how their OS runs. this thing cost me 2 grand ffs!

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

gabbneb it depends on what exactly you're using your computer for.

tears before 7pm EST.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

gabby, just buy shitloads of RAM from a third party and never use the volume keys.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

can someone explain how these purported OSX problems might be relevant to a lifetime Mac user, nonprogrammer, new iPod owner, totally novice downloader, and non-illegal file-sharer considering supplementing an old OS9-G3book with an OSX/unix-desktop?

They're all non-issues unless you like to painfully nit-pick over things or are affronted that Steve Jobs didn't personally call you for your input in development. I'm a programmer, database developer, network cop, iPod owner, p2p user, etc. and I'm 85% satisfied with my set-up. If I sat down and thought about it some more I could probably work up a good series of complaints about that remaining 15% but since that 85% satisfaction is responsible for 100% of my income I don't really have the time.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

is Font Explorer really robust? I was bummed when OSX came about because Apples said Font Book solved all the problems, but realized right away that it was a toy and a mess. I've used Suitcase, ATM, Masterjuggler and Font Reserve and I hate them all. But can Font Explorer handle thousands of fonts well? Auto-activate w/ no problem? I can only assume it's the real deal coming from Linotype. I guess I'll find out tonight...

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link

"painfully nit-pick" = have a computer that crashes on you consistently. Except for when I compiled some shit. Worked like a total dream then, finished in like record time. That was pretty cool. Please don't pull a Jon, Chris, you're normally like the sanest, least judgemental person on these threads. If I could afford something else, I'd buy it.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Agggh! Font Book!

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link

since that 85% satisfaction is responsible for 100% of my income I don't really have the time

hence, my latter-day lack of reasons to hate Microsoft anymore, and instead be perturbed at Apple because just-as-reliable ugly Dell gear comes with 1.5x better price/performance/compatibility ratio.

I think it's the coming-home-to-relax factor as opposed to working-with-it factor that's responsible for a lot of my OS X Finder et al. animosity. It's just not as easygoing or fun(ctional) as I remember it being.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link

OSXIntel won't much matter to you, Gabbneb. Right now the big hurdle is for pro/power-users, who need to run Final Cut and Photoshop at reasonable speeds. For you, all the provided Apple apps are either native or will be soon and you'll eventually be able to run Windows programs (either in a dual-boot setup, or in VirtualPC, which will run at full speed rather than like a 386/12).

xpost
I'm not sure about that 1.5x price-to-performance ratio. When I was buying my G5, I looked pretty close at Windows machines and saved very little money for the same quality.

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

gabbneb it depends on what exactly you're using your computer for.

this is one of those philosophical questions, isn't it? besides l'interweb-retina fusion, yer basic Word-based notepad-type stuff, plus I guess lots of music (and photo? dvd?)-downloading/storage type stuff, which i'll be totally new to.

gabby, just buy shitloads of RAM from a third party and never use the volume keys.

WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

They're all non-issues unless you like to painfully nit-pick over things

ok, that's what i was looking for

one thing i've noticed on my parents' OSX - these sidebar application icons that JUMP. OUT. AT. YOU. when you get within half a mile of them. is this what i have to look forward to?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link

if I did somehow figure my way into this strange world of putting photos you take? on computers? on the internet?! i could see myself going crazy on that end

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link


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