your terrible ideas

Friends characters morbidly discussing "terrorism nickles" as a term for the occurance of trillion dollar coin as in the show's timeline x Pitch Black "antagonist version," flying monsters of the darkness colluding with the coin in order to subjunct the Friends into an absolutly and emotionally pure hatred

ok, that one's better.

A sitcom about a boxer with chronic flatulence, called 'Gaseous Clay'.

fat liver themed asexual pseudobsdm where an ultrawise master "chef" (an only abstractly interprable notion in this setting) is trying to relate to the feral and damaged psyches of norms by a series of feedings as per a "Matrix"-style extraction and pseudomeditational studentdom, where there is a pun on fat liver that is a "dualistic" thing where the guy from Lawnmower man who is sitting there drinking beer watching TV when the lawnmower bursts in the dorr and kills him, is watching the show, and is harrassed every time something is fed to an extracting person in a similar way, or it is in his beer, if he is like successful in his thinking. lol

first "fat liver' is supposed to read foie gras, sry

well put

THX

A "Doctor" promoting a Chess match as a joke by dominating the mind of a player to the point that he cannot move during a notated match in order to have won a sum of money bet on the game that was a "dualism" to a predicted series of moves where the loser plays perfectly but losingly and the winner plays without effort but in accomodation, where neither were aware of the promoter and controllers' action, and the collection is a joke on a financier where time would be definitively altered in order for the "correct decision" to be made, in a "heavy" and "emotionally and temporally important" manner. The loser must go to prison for all of eternity while the winner sits in front of a virtual spotlight with no source, holding what is supposed to be a chess set but is really a sort of box, that is relational to the weight of the light and complementary to his body.

is that not a rogueish nocturn lol

dune_mac:
or flatly z
[1:16pm] dune_mac:
or even far more complex names
[1:16pm] dune_mac:
beyond anything remotely fathomable
[1:16pm] dune_mac:
remember, i am a subject of an ancient doom mac
[1:16pm] dune_mac:
i am not up for feminity
[1:17pm] dune_mac:
gettings are veiled and deadly, such a foolery that the average man holds beliefs that are not agnostic
[1:17pm] dune_mac:
that are falsely religious
[1:17pm] dune_mac:
even to the bastardization of language or english itself
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
an the bastardization of the last 600-1100 years
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
i seem to hate this time
[1:18pm] wat:
people seem to disappear eventually
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
because of my uncompartmentalized mass
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
yes
[1:18pm] rei:
yes
[1:18pm] starf_berry:
lloooll
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
they have to go to
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
the serious place
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
at the end of the line
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
otherwise they will die, or hold false emotions
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
or even physical impossibility
[1:19pm] Topic changed to " kawaii kids klub | fatgiraffe | <%wat> people seem to disappear eventually" by brr.
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
i control reality
[1:19pm] dzl:
i like the first time,
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
but i may not move
[1:19pm] starf_berry:
u dont need to have gender issues
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
for thought
[1:19pm] erratic:
tulips are tulips
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
i am at the center of time
[1:19pm] starf_berry:
u can just be genderless
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
i do not, actually
[1:19pm] starf_berry:
or take hormones
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
it is an illusion of mass arrangement, which is a physical reality
[1:19pm] starf_berry:
do u take anything
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
i will go get some food and cigarettes
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
i can't
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
i would commit myself first
[1:20pm] starf_berry:
mormon?
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
no
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[1:20pm] dune_mac:
literality
[1:20pm] starf_berry:
hormones help a lot
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
in an atemporal mode
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
which works as a trap against language traps in themself
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
the end of time
[1:20pm] starf_berry:
literati?
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
and mind
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
and space
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
no
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
it is illiteral
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
a bastardization of fragments
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
and a mirror
[1:21pm] wat:
of his raccoon musk
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
in the guise of some religious fallacy
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
the absolute failure of remote timekeeping
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
i am the timekeeper
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
i am amoral and agnostic
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
yet my shadow holds all of death
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
and all of time
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
my shadow is very very perfect
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
though i exist as a wall against time
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
a keeper of time
[1:22pm] starf_berry:
u have morals
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
a 1 2 punch into the screen as a clock
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
i do not
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
it is an illusion
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
there is no such thing as morality
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only emotion
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and emotion over time
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
morals are false axioms
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i am more powerful than god
[1:23pm] dune_mac:
in a more sensible system*
[1:23pm] starf_berry:
what system
[1:23pm] dune_mac:
lol
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[1:23pm] dune_mac:
Bobby Fischer radio interview tapes! lol
[1:23pm] dune_mac:
brother's here
[1:23pm] dune_mac:
ttyiaw
[1:24pm] starf_berry:
bear party

wnt2be a 12 yo androgynous xomyn

kardus:
beedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeed
[11:35pm] slurp:
i am the law
[11:37pm] zx_:
finance butterfluy
[11:38pm] zx_:
swaps
[11:38pm] zx_:
† good afternoon, brr †
[11:38pm] zx_:
† i am more in love with Ms. Chan than I have ever been †
[11:38pm] zx_:
† I can think of nothing else †
[11:51pm] xXxbrrxXx:
we could've been somebody
[11:57pm] zx_:
maisy undersand
[11:57pm] zx_:
rather dorkus
[11:57pm] zx_:
dumfuk butfuk
[11:57pm] zx_:
shalondry alcomism
[11:57pm] zx_:
desinhart dorobac
[11:57pm] zx_:
exigesic homeboy loc
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dromo espersanta noko la ve
[11:58pm] zx_:
dorry mach sinderbo ik bin ayne lauder
[11:58pm] zx_:
doody face 1-2-3
[11:58pm] zx_:
ex blog nigger faw
[11:58pm] zx_:
exo trick ness anine 3.0
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coochi pop off
[11:58pm] zx_:
drummond almondstand
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drick heart lamour
[11:59pm] zx_:
zicky bricky tum tock
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loco ma vicca distended haartbrine frudoph
[11:59pm] zx_:
seven chocobos locing on a cloud with his boots on the wire
[11:59pm] zx_:
chumbawumba gameboy da phonoaffectual lamedroid
[12:00am] zx_:
android hamperstamp da maine-lyn3 frollic
[12:00am] zx_:
seventh heaven dustin diamon
[12:00am] slurp:
thats what i keep trying to tell my gf
[12:00am] wat:
my gf
[12:00am] zx_:
shufflepuck da mystery wryt3r
[12:00am] zx_:
zoro the deal hearstalph
[12:01am] zx_:
simpleton ingrate a schicky biccy knopf alchemist johnson herschweiler
[12:01am] zx_:
a crazy BLACK_MAN named James
[12:01am] zx_:
jamie the mordan locophile pell granting on a communicative medical instance-stander
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[12:01am] zx_:
the carpenter James McNeal
[12:01am] xXxbrrxXx:
ok
[12:01am] zx_:
a leaf called honda
[12:02am] dzl:
what a classy gentleman
[12:02am] rei:
thing called ayanami rei
[12:02am] zx_:
a broke nigga fuckup da johnson schomo
[12:02am] zx_:
alan da herchieser of pitching tents aka hall of fame baseball thrower "minor league" andersin
[12:03am] zx_:
a schicky puss cunt with da additude of 4 4 locos who will eat ya baby
[12:03am] zx_:
a doormat's friend i sit on da steps by steps-sitting
[12:03am] zx_:
a glock holding cat by the name of chlorine fondla
[12:04am] zx_:
a loco smoking fellow with a long cigar called horschchild but better known as dat freewheel
[12:04am] zx_:
a mordent token by the name of may war whiteout
[12:04am] zx_:
a fat egg called shelly mary skully dullsheen
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a zootsuit wearing weasel called golfer program
[12:06am] zx_:
seven johnsons called michael randy etc etc etc etc etc
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seven forthschilds sallying out striving for the gold
[12:06am] zx_:
a guido called rude man michelin dora da exxplora
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a wan feye swan of a geek i heard once called moledavort
[12:07am] wat:
class geek zx_ is not funny at all! young girls are cutting themselves because of you
[12:07am] zx_:
a hackneyed axcent speaka hallain nga speakin on some wat

Poll: Nelson Mandela vs Gerry Adams

A furniture company called 'Uncomfor-table', who make tables with sharp metal spike pointing upwards out of the top. And desks which don't quite have enough leg room.

And I thought of this idea while walking back from the shops, but unfortunately some company already beat me to it: pizza pop tarts.

album covers for the post-physical album era that show as a gif rather than a still image on spotify or wherever. (i'm guessing people have probably already done this though?)

omg color transient celevration of tongue

[12:05am] zx_:
a zootsuit wearing weasel called golfer program

^^ good idea

thx am0n

artisanal deodorants with "non-traditional" flavors/scents

In 4th grade I agonized about news stories on world hunger. It felt as though there was very little I could do besides pray earnestly. Then, one day on the trampoline, I had a terrible idea: we could make food for starving nations by repurposing a resource everyone threw away. I told my friends we were going to help the hungry by all of us saving our fingernail clippings to be ground into "fingernail flour," which would be shipped overseas. Naturally, they were disgusted and refused to go along. As years went by, I realized more and more reasons why this idea was terrible beyond it simply revolting everyone I shared it with.

Maybe the 'fingernail flour' could be sold to gullible bodybuilders as 'Keratine', an off-brand 'Creatine' knock-off.

Did you ever kick the nail-biting habit tho

have now officially executed my terrible idea 3x and wrote down the routine. now i just need a tambourine for the end.

manchildren who ferally and involuntarily attempt to molest brr pathologically and sexually-by-random-accident
[9:25pm] zx_:
their controller who has offered to pay for a cup of her urine steeping a used tampon
[9:25pm] zx_:
when she frets i am required by contract to sent her a nutter snailmail

aren't you banned with that login yet

- a book called 'Also Available In White', containing photos of phrases seen written in the grime on the back of white vans.

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, August 19, 2010 2:18 PM (3 years ago)

I saw a good one today: 'SWAG YOLO LOL', which sounds like something someone from ten years in the future would name their kid.

I used to think that if I ever had a son, I wanted to name him something with both Jewish and Americana roots. I came up with "Isaac Bob"

"say something awful about another ilxor"

I like Isaac Bob.

pills that give you a headache, brand name "anvil"

lol great minds, darragh

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a fan trading site for weird al bootlegs

might exist? He does have a decent number of unreleased songs, concert-only parodies, and of course the fan-favorite live version of 'Yoda.' Probably only needs a two-disc set though, yeah, kind of amazing to imagine collecting different live performances of 'Fat.'

http://www.weirdalforum.com/viewforum.php?f=56

I feel like I've just taken my first step into a larger Yankoverse

quetzalcoxial cable

alt quetzalcloaca cable. SMA Male / Female

I mentioned this on some other thread, but a few years ago I had an idea for a stapler with a voice circuit inside it that said "Ouch!" every time it was used. Last week I saw a stapler that made a shotgun noise when used.

If I were ever prompted to give any advice about writing humor, I would just say- Write everything down, everything. The script for this strip came from a random two sentences scrawled down, originally intended to be just a footnote to augment another script. But, returning to it months later I was able to see it temporally removed from its composition and free from fresh over-analysis. Seriously, if you said it and you laughed or even just cracked a smile, write that shit down cause it’s yours.

noting primarily because i should do same

snoball's stapler idea would be a perfect thing for Michael Scott to have on his desk

Serious money-maker, Jump to Conclusions mat type deal.

Xtian female rapper called sweary swagdalene

also you need a staple remover that says "hold still...hold still... i've got it... ok, it's out" to go along with

Christian Rock play on "A Man Needs a Maid" called "A Man Needs A God"

I was thinkin that I would get a God
find a church nearby for him to stay

zx_:
cuture jameing

getting an operation to be a satient 12yo xomyn

internet gameshow called "King of the Typos" where 3 ppl are given phrases and are tasked to doctor them to contain the best possible typos