Chess - classic or dud?

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Not ready yet, sorry. Just playing Shredder these days.

Croupier's Cabin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 23 November 2013 01:40 (ten years ago) link

Classic because

http://youjivinmeturkey.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/knight-moves-1992.jpg

famous for hits! (seandalai), Saturday, 23 November 2013 03:40 (ten years ago) link

fyi I don't like the cut of that Carlsen kid's jib

The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 November 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

anyone have any good videos/tutorials for white lines after a fried liver attack? i can consistently execute the attack but then the king will go e6 and i'll get flustered and make mistakes (esp bringing my queen in to try and capitalize on the knight sac). if king goes e8 or g8 (latter consistently a quick checkmate) not so much trouble but how do u take advantage of the e6 move protecting the knights?

Mordy, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link

The Chess.com app has some good training exercises around this.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link

this account is excellent for gambit traps, dirty tricks in gambits etc: http://www.youtube.com/user/gunj17

there's probably a few instructive MatoJelic videos too

imago, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKsNX_c1KTw

there's parts 2 and 3 as well. essential for white to look out for

imago, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

been following the WC clash on Mato Jelic's channel - Karjakin takes the lead against Carlsen after 8 games. a high level of play but it's been fairly risk-averse. karjakin has been exceptionally solid though. wonder if anyone else is paying attention

imago, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

i've only just been keeping tabs but haven't read any of the games yet -- which one is the best so far?

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link

not this one, weirdly, although it's the only win. i think game 3 approaches minor classic status:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw4isqxghPo

imago, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

Ty lj, I enjoyed that! Will subscribe to his videos. Karjakin is a cool mofo to defend like that.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link

yeah that was v impressive forcing a draw down a piece against the best player in the world

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

fuck me game 12 is probably the most mind-numbing thing i've seen, they'd better serve up a hell of a tiebreaker

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

Carlsen finishes it with a lovely queen sacrifice. The flashiest moment in all 12 games and 4 rapids, and it came at the end

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link

(He was already going to win, a point ahead and far stronger in a game Karjakin had to win)

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

have u seen this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd8p9RpfFs0&index=2&list=PLl9uuRYQ-6MAxJYuWm6Lq0frtLZkwmQK2

Mordy, Friday, 16 December 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link

i mean the app tho that video is lol

Mordy, Friday, 16 December 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

video not working but is that 'really bad chess' if so yeah as soon as I clear some space on my phone then I'm getting it

imago, Friday, 16 December 2016 23:48 (seven years ago) link

it's 'play magnus' and u get to pick different ages so he plays magnus at age 5

Mordy, Saturday, 17 December 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link

omg

imago, Saturday, 17 December 2016 00:15 (seven years ago) link

lmao that video!

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 December 2016 00:16 (seven years ago) link

owned lil magnus

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 December 2016 00:16 (seven years ago) link

people who trashtalk on chess.com are the lowest form of human life

Mordy, Monday, 19 December 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://imgur.com/hjkr0YF.jpg

Any thoughts on this? The computer rates my move (Bd4) a mistake in favor of Bc4 but why would Black move Nc6 next and not just grab my Bishop w/ fxe5 and then I'm down a bishop? I feel like I must be missing something here.

Mordy, Sunday, 22 January 2017 20:13 (seven years ago) link

because then your surviving bishop takes on e6 and he's in a world of shit

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Sunday, 22 January 2017 20:21 (seven years ago) link

yeah i just saw bc bxe6 is checkmate if not Nc6

Mordy, Sunday, 22 January 2017 20:22 (seven years ago) link

*they're

sorry for gendering your opponent

they can block with the knight but they're losing the knight and the game p quickly thereafter

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Sunday, 22 January 2017 20:23 (seven years ago) link

or not exactly mate (he can still go Kd7 to block, then i guess Bxd7 check so at the very least you come away w/ the knight

Mordy, Sunday, 22 January 2017 20:25 (seven years ago) link

or what u said

Mordy, Sunday, 22 January 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link

Let's play. What is the best social media chess app?

calstars, Sunday, 22 January 2017 20:39 (seven years ago) link

chess.com imo

Mordy, Sunday, 22 January 2017 20:42 (seven years ago) link

I just signed up for chess.com. I'm M4rteauSansMaitre (4=a). I could probably add a game or two. I'm rated 1072 on redhotpawn so am nothing special in terms of chops.

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Sunday, 22 January 2017 20:45 (seven years ago) link

I taught my fiancee some basic strategy less than a year ago and she can kick my ass now.

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Sunday, 22 January 2017 20:46 (seven years ago) link

i'm ilxmordy. also not fantastically rated. 1200 in 15|10, 1050 in 10min blitz.

Mordy, Sunday, 22 January 2017 20:51 (seven years ago) link

or not exactly mate (he can still go Kd7 to block, then i guess Bxd7 check so at the very least you come away w/ the knight

― Mordy, Sunday, January 22, 2017 8:25 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah you can't take with the bishop, it all goes wrong p quickly

take with the rook, hence

... Nd7

Rxd7 Nf6

Rxg7+ Kb8

Bd5

and I'm backing White I think

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Sunday, 22 January 2017 21:24 (seven years ago) link

I've been playing for a few months and am pretty terrible (1068 & on an awful losing streak right now), hit me up if you fancy 3-5 day games, (I usually manage more than one move a day but can't guarantee it), I'm ledgr.

brekekekexit collapse collapse (ledge), Sunday, 22 January 2017 21:48 (seven years ago) link

For anyone like me who's been absolutely abysmal every time they play (I'm hyper-aggressive and just start trading pieces), the lichess.org training is great.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 22 January 2017 21:50 (seven years ago) link

woohoo I just played (as acoleuthic) and won my first 10-minute game! it was a blunderthon

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Sunday, 22 January 2017 22:12 (seven years ago) link

the nice thing about knowing yr rating is the ecstasy when you beat someone rated fairly higher than you (i beat someone near 1400 in 15|10 today as black, tho tbf he was blundering like crazy so i assume he was tired actually the engine says he made no blunders - just 3 mistakes and 1 forced which makes me feel even more awesome) - of course the downside is when some 900 scrub beats u and you're like OK NO MORE POT WHILE I PLAY RATED GAMES.

Mordy, Monday, 23 January 2017 03:35 (seven years ago) link

fuck, this will kill my time stone fkn dead

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Monday, 23 January 2017 05:13 (seven years ago) link

Just sent requests to youse guys
my nick is the same as here

calstars, Monday, 23 January 2017 14:23 (seven years ago) link

:)

Just played my best game yet, including a (declined) queen sacrifice and no obvious errors, against a guy who'd just beaten me then added me as a friend and asked for a rematch. Suckerrrr

(there was also a rook sacrifice but by then I was about to promote two pawns so he should have really resigned)

left hand hierarchy (imago), Monday, 23 January 2017 15:07 (seven years ago) link

Woah avatars. Rad.

brekekekexit collapse collapse (ledge), Monday, 23 January 2017 18:51 (seven years ago) link

i'm happy to play any ilxors but i def prefer time limit games to multi-day ones. if any one wants to add me - i'm generally free for a game most evenings and 10 min blitz or 15|10 or some variation are my favorite formats. i find that a huge key to developing my skills in chess has just been developing my concentration and over a few days i always end up losing the plot. whatever consideration i had on monday i've forgotten by thursday and oops just blundered away a knight :/

nb if you can get a multi day game w/ someone who is willing - they can be good if you both agree beforehand that studying lines during the game is okay (as long as you're not literally using an engine) and i've found that's really helped me w/ openings i'm not super comfortable w/.

Mordy, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:11 (seven years ago) link

speaking of - what openings do u guys like to play? i've been exclusively playing king's pawn as white and scandi as black for the last 6 months.

Mordy, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:13 (seven years ago) link

These days,
White: King's pawn
Black: French defence

But I used to always respond with King's pawn as black too.

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Monday, 23 January 2017 21:47 (seven years ago) link

i have not studied much french defense but i find that in my rating bracket scandi transposes into french defense fairly often. white should be taking d5 but at least 30% of the time they respond to scandi w/ e5 which i reply to w/ c5 which is at least getting fairly close

Mordy, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:51 (seven years ago) link

i am a scandi liker as well, though i haven't played in ages and am quite bad

ciderpress, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:55 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/t3pmMoF.jpg

, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 14:22 (seven years ago) link


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