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I can't tell any of these films apart

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:15 PM (1 hour ago)

it's pretty easy to and here's a tip: they have different names and in many cases different actors playing james bond.

-- félix pié, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:45 PM (40 minutes ago)

That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Does anybody know anything about tupac shakur?

I need info bad cuz 2morrow i need to turn in my project and if i dont finish i repeat 7th grade . help like if i was your own sister

admrl, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link

you're still in 7th grade adam?

That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

uh oh, custos patrol

That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link

thx deej we know what cathy is

-- and what, Thursday, May 3, 2007 7:02 PM (Yesterday)

i did it for tuomos

-- deej, Thursday, May 3, 2007 7:04 PM (Yesterday)

stevie, Thursday, 3 May 2007 23:33 (sixteen years ago) link

O NOES ITS GONNA SUCK BOO T.I. I HATE YOU NOW *desperately searches for new train to ride*

-- Dimension 5ive, Friday, May 4, 2007 10:49 AM (16 minutes ago)

damn Matt don't get all Veronica Mars thread-style defensive on me

-- Alex in Baltimore, Friday, May 4, 2007 10:58 AM (7 minutes ago)

and what, Friday, 4 May 2007 15:06 (sixteen years ago) link

MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ

Norway has a lot of musicians to be proud of at the moment.

-- Geir Hongro, Monday, 7 May 2007 00:01 (3 hours ago)


MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ MRUTZ

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 7 May 2007 03:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Really, Geir, ring the authorities in Majorca and take the kid back. You'll get a fair trial.

-- Marcello Carlin, Friday, 11 May 2007 12:33 (20 minutes ago)

Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 May 2007 12:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Is this still on? I can't believe it! It's not even funny anymore!

RichyG is a member of oink(crabcigar, you are not searching at the right place), but that doesn't make anyone an oink administrator.

RichyG, on your profile says "Invited by:" and a name next to it..
Can you please tell us that name?

-- dthemora, Wednesday, May 9, 2007 3:33 AM (2 days ago)
(I)not even funny anymore!(/i)

BETTER THAN NEVER BEING FUNNY AKA YOU

-- ralph, Wednesday, May 9, 2007 5:33 AM (2 days ago)

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

If ruining threads is a bannable offense, then surely our friend Catsupppppppppppppp should be the first one to go.

-- King Boy Pato, Friday, May 11, 2007 7:05 PM (2 hours ago)

tehresa, Saturday, 12 May 2007 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link

i met the pinefox at a party! he didn't know what a club was or why i would want to go to one

-- lex pretend, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 3:59 PM (2 hours ago)

a real meeting of the minds

-- blueski, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 4:04 PM (2 hours ago)

That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:29 (sixteen years ago) link

What threads have I ever ruined? That guy is a total aspie!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Meanwhile, McCain, who was clearly more comfortable at the podium Tuesday than he was two weeks ago, got a notable swipe at Mitt Romney, who had tried to score points with the base by trashing McCain’s work on immigration and campaign-finance reform. Asked to respond, McCain replied, "I take and kept a consistent position on campaign-finance reform … I have kept a consistent position on right to life. And I haven’t changed my position on even-numbered years or have changed because of the different offices I may be running for."

and what, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link

after bentsen sonned quayle the whole point of party/presidential debates has become getting in good zingers

sanskrit, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

none have ever been as good as that bentsen jfk line tho

max, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

who's gonna google search obie trice?

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:34 PM (16 minutes ago)

never underestimate the ranks of Shady/Aftermath fanboys.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:39 PM (11 minutes ago)

or failed passantino memes

-- and what, Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:48 PM (2 minutes ago)

i'm sure he'll respond once he figures out what "BIG TRICE aka" should be driving

-- deej, Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:50 PM (7 seconds ago)

and what, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link

BIG DOM aka the memedriver

deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

BIG DOM aka the memedriver

-- Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, May 17, 2007 12:53 PM (3 minutes ago)

d'oh

deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link

you had it, then you lost it

and what, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

the shameful part is that i zinged him because i couldn't think of what big trice should be driving either. :-(

deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link

They all laughed at Christopher Columbus when he said the world was round.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link

^ is he being serious

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

yah world is rly round dude.

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

hotelopera: it's kind of amazing rob them co never got with Pitchfork
XXXXXX: his male model career prevented it
XXXXXX: too busy getting john edwards haircut
hotelopera: haha remember when you didn't even know the PF track reviews had star ratings
hotelopera: and so Schrieber would make up star ratings for your reviews
XXXXXX: funney
XXXXXX: whatever happened to that guy
hotelopera: the PF guy or John Edwards?
XXXXXX: ha
hotelopera: i would tell you what happened to Ryan Schreiber, but then I'd have to go to rehab

and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 02:29 (sixteen years ago) link

lol @ lex zing

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:11 (sixteen years ago) link

lots of dc stuff - http://www.tidalbasinpeddleboats.com/ http://www.nps.gov/coga/ http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2608/dch_tourism_show.htm?doc_id=42736 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/information2550/information.htm?area=2522 http://explore.georgetown.edu/locations/index.cfm?Action=View&LocationID=83 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2555/dch_tourism.htm?doc_id=44054&area=2526 http://www.thompsonboatcenter.com/ http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2608/dch_tourism_show.htm?doc_id=42019 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/information2550/information.htm?area=2517 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2555/dch_tourism.htm?doc_id=43932&area=2519 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2608/dch_tourism_show.htm?doc_id=44286 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2555/dch_tourism.htm?doc_id=43300&area=2530 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/dch_tourism2555/dch_tourism.htm?doc_id=43946&area=2519 http://www.culturaltourismdc.org/information2550/information.htm?area=14786 http://www.nga.gov/ http://americanhistory.si.edu/visiting/index.cfm http://www.nasm.si.edu/ http://www.ushmm.org/ http://www.folklife.si.edu/center/festival.html http://www.loc.gov/visit/tours.html http://www.mountvernon.org/ http://www.corcoran.org/index.asp http://americanart.si.edu/index3.cfm http://www.nbm.org/ http://www.wolftrap.org/ http://www.shakespearedc.org/ http://www.930.com/ http://www.blackcatdc.com/ http://www.warehousetheater.com/ http://www.zaytinya.com/ http://www.eteterestaurant.com/ http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?node=cityguide/profile&id=794721 http://www.cffolksrestaurant.com/ http://www.benschilibowl.com/ http://www.2amyspizza.com/ http://www.rasikarestaurant.com/ http://www.hanksdc.com/ http://www.bukom.com/ http://www.teaism.com/ http://www.clydes.com/main/Restaurants.cfm http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?node=cityguide/profile&id=1094192 http://washingtondchotels.jurysdoyle.com/ http://www.kimptondchotels.com/ http://www.embassysuites.com/en/es/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=WASDNES http://www.georgetowncollection.com/latham_hotel/ http://www.tabardinn.com/

-- gabbneb, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:38 (Yesterday)

I read every gabbneb post with the sound of a dot-matrix printer etching across my mind.

-- Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:59 (Yesterday)

am0n, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link

i never thought i had a big head until i had to measure myself to get a hat made. that was a day of shattered illusions.

-- lauren (warmleatherett...), April 11th, 2006.

and shattered hats i assume!

-- s1ocki (slytus...), April 11th, 2006.

and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link

S/D :: scarfpop--

dom pizzatino's scarf to thread

-- name (...), April 12th, 2006

that was nearly post #1 til i realised i had no desire to see his face

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricso✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧), April 12th, 2006

and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link

My sexual fantasies are all about having sex. Put that in yr pipe.

-- kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:12 (27 minutes ago) Link

I prefer to stick something else in it, quite frankly

-- nathalie, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:33 (6 minutes ago) Link

deej, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:41 (sixteen years ago) link

the lack of BLOG HOUSE on this list is an oversight

-- strongohulkington, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:38 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no it was a conscious decision based on sound judgement

-- blueski, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:39 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link

As I have said many times before here, the time will come, and soon, when we will have zero-word reviews; just ratings and emoticons. Those who bemoan the loss of long thinkpieces will routinely be directed to the blog world, where there are plenty of stimulating and provocative thousand-word reviews written free of charge, i.e. we helped do ourselves out of business.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 6:47 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i can think of a few reviewers i'd limit to zero words

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:44 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I believe Goebbels voiced similar sentiments in the early days of the Third Reich.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:48 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hmmm, this goebbels guy sounds right on!!

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:50 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Potential future employers will google all this, you realise that.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:54 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Yes, when they get the CV from "moonship journey to baja" he's fucked.

-- Groke, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:57 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link

trifecta

am0n, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link

outstanding

sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link

cmon perpetua's t-shirt is pretty funny

-- and what, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 6:17 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Okay, so Bobby Valentino's "Rearview Ridin" is restoring my faith in pixeldust - painfully slow kicks and swirly fizzy keyboards, and Bobby in his most overwrought pose.

-- Tim F, Tuesday, May 22, 2007 1:51 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

thank god he was able to restore your faith in the genre you just made up an hour ago.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, May 22, 2007 2:07 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

s1ocki, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link

al's perpetual disdain for everyone not him has become oddly beautiful to behold

strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link

ppl who can pull of bitchy w/o seeming sulky are a valuable resource

s1ocki, Thursday, 24 May 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link

daria, you may be right as far as mid-tier retailers picking up on the neon trend and riding it out, but for my purposes it will have become passe :P

-- elmo argonaut, Thursday, May 24, 2007 7:22 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

we've seen your flannel shirt, dude.

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, May 24, 2007 7:24 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Thursday, 24 May 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Jesus christ, being an asshole internet contrarian is one thing, but this is seriously not cool.

-- kingfish, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:15 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

xpost Those guys are assholes, too. Anytime you 'recruit' anyone of one color to raise hell against another color, that seems like a bad, bad idea to me. Not you?

-- Manalishi, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:16 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

but hes saving you the trouble of pasting his opinions to ilx threads

-- and what, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:17 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 24 May 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I guess I don't understand the calls for 'banning' - would this place be better if everyone agreed on everything? Maybe TOMBOT and deej would like it if we all wore matching armbands too?

In the past month, TOMBOT accused me - outrageously - of being 'the kind of guy who'd drag brown people form my truck,' Steve Shasta posted a map to my home on a thread for no reason that I could see, and Catsuppp told me he was sending mexicans to my house with the promise of 'horny women.' Sounds like libel, threats and generally creepy behavior to me. But I'm not calling for any of YOU to be banned.

Then, I'm not a little bitch.

-- Manalishi, Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:24 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Well, rog, sounds like ILX is a pretty fucked up place, but I fail to see the relevance.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:26 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

medalofhonor.jpg

and what, Thursday, 24 May 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link

this whole article is a gigantic zinger to me and my friends. i use all of those words regularly and my email is gnarls.in.charge @ gmail.com :(

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n5/htdocs/stoop/1.jpg

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n5/htdocs/stoop.php?country=us

jaxon, Thursday, 24 May 2007 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link

haha
but, y'know, it's vice

(i don't say any of those abbreviated words! i don't think
and i think it's great when moms say 'awesome')

rrrobyn, Thursday, 24 May 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

TOTAL zing to yr email name tho!

rrrobyn, Thursday, 24 May 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Catsuppp told me he was sending mexicans to my house with the promise of 'horny women.'

WAHT

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 24 May 2007 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link

That Catsupppppppppp is always starting trouble. Tsk.

Laurel, Thursday, 24 May 2007 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link

i was at the airport and talking to someone at the counter and said "Whatevs" and then punched myself in the neck.

jaxon, Thursday, 24 May 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link

i love saying whatevs!

chaki, Thursday, 24 May 2007 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

i was at the airport and talking to someone at the counter and said "Whatevs" and then punched myself in the neck

this is the secret upgrade code

gabbneb, Thursday, 24 May 2007 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link

rachel says whatevs the whole time

696, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link


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