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what's going on here?

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

if fucking search would work, i could post the thread i started about losing my friend to christ
-- jaxon (gnarls.in.charg...), Today 3:11 PM. (jaxon)

it may be against work policy, but you should try using google.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), Today 6:13 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link

52-54 "fuck me in the ass then ignore me" bothers me for some reason.

-- milo z (wooderso...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 9:56 PM. (mlp) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:56 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF? context?

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:13 (seventeen years ago) link

go read boyfriend wishlist. too stoned to c/p

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.fullpassport.com/Trip2004/images4/zoomonkey.jpg

blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry i was on a roll

blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

History Of Detroit
Compiled By - Laurent Garnier
1-01 Stooges - No Fun (5:18)
1-02 Aretha Franklin - Rock Steady (3:15)
1-03 Temptations - Plastic Man (5:59)
1-04 Funkadelic - Bettino’s Bounce (3:40)
1-05 Carl Craig - No More Words (6:52)
1-06 Jeff Mills - Utopia (4:19)
1-07 BFC - Galaxy (6:41)
1-08 Arpanet - NTT DoCoMo (4:38)
1-09 D.I.E - Get Up (4:53)
1-10 Dabrye - Game Over (3:41)

Influences & Developments
Compiled By - Carl Craig
2-01 Visage - Frequency 7 (5:05)
2-02 Kano - It's A War (6:53)
2-03 Yello - No More Words (3:58)
2-04 Alexander Robotnick - Dance Boy Dance (5:09)
2-05 Art Of Noise - Beat Box (Diversion 1) (8:32)
2-06 Nitzer Ebb - Join In The Chant (5:28)
2-07 Capricorn (3) - I Need Love (Instrumental) (6:14)
2-08 Black Dog - Virtual (9:58)
2-09 Balil - Nort Route (5:16)
2-10 Choice - Acid Eiffel (13:29)

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:47 AM. (vahid)

UH

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:47 AM. (vahid)

THIS SUCKS

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:48 AM. (vahid)

am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

2376. heartbroken. i think. i don't know what's going on.

-- like murderinging (mi...), October 5th, 2006 12:14 PM. (modestmickey) (later)

that sucks dude. :(

maybe leave the house for a while. go for a walk or something.

-- ^@^ (^@^), October 5th, 2006 12:15 PM. (map) (later)

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 5 October 2006 01:27 (seventeen years ago) link

rofffflees i was so gonna post that.


sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:53 (seventeen years ago) link

better than the normal house arrest jokes. A+++++ will chuckle slightly again.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 5 October 2006 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link

We're laughing at you not with you

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 5 October 2006 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Goddamnit beaten to the punch.

John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:04 (seventeen years ago) link

that sounded way more callous than I meant it to! seriously though dude what do you get out of ILX?

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i like to find out about new music here. every single post i make, no matter how little it may actually relate to it, some asshole trying to be gear or jess or whoever has to respond with a house arrest/copyright infringement/belly button ring joke. i figure it's better to just embrace it. i mean, what, as if every time some unfunny asshole posts "ysi?" i go cry into my pillow? i could give two shits. fuck you all. it's amusing.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Lots of good music on the Noise Board "zing" thread, yep.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

belly button ring joke?

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

zing!
xpost

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd much rather see A BULGE than see someone's pants.

A bulge is mildly erotic. Seeing some indie kid's studenty manky grey knickers hanging out of their trousers is a total harshbuzz to my clit-on.

-- Three In A Bed Socks Romp (kate)


" harshbuzz to my clit-on"

wtf!?

you're like my anti-christ.

-- sunny successor (katharine)

sleep (sleep), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:41 (seventeen years ago) link

omg hahahahahaha
sunny is the greatest

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

it's hard to believe there is somebody so cool!

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i wrote oh wrinklepaws in the bathroom of the library once under some political rant

-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...)

the most hilarious comedic scandal to hit oberlin since the notorious reference desk instant messaging, i'm sure

-- like murderinging (mi...)

and what (ooo), Sunday, 8 October 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

mickey has been sonning lf lately

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i met you yesterday.
you're caleb's friend.
weird.

-- disappointing goth fest line-up (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), Yesterday 9:36 PM. (orion) (later) (link)


Yes, I am Caleb's friend. Are you his friend who has many instruments (supposedly) and (supposedly) can't play them?

-- Andi Headphones (andimagsmusi...) (webmail), Today 1:48 PM. (Andi Headphones) (later) (link)

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not sweating mickey

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

if i was stuck at home all day and unable to download new musics i'd be coming up with good zingers too

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

try it

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Try Eco's Foucault's Pendulum instead. It will take a while and that is the point.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...)

That's the point? Why not just read the phonebook then?

-- Alba (albab...)

That's not an idea for one of your stupid records, by the way.

-- Alba (albab...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:38 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:39 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

sleep (sleep), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:40 (seventeen years ago) link

gahahah ownerd

am0n (am0n), Monday, 9 October 2006 04:59 (seventeen years ago) link

WOW

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Monday, 9 October 2006 13:27 (seventeen years ago) link

does anyone remember the one from this summer that went:


Ned: I am taking a break from playing music on the computer

PappaWheelie: So it's just the sound of your fingers clacking on ILX for 16 hours a day?

can't find it on search, might have been expunged from the record.

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Monday, 9 October 2006 13:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I prefer your sitcom scripts to your music writing, DL.

-- Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (juror...), October 11th, 2006 1:49 AM. (Dom Passantino) (later) (admin) (userip)

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

In every vagina ever

1. Sand
2. Blood

-- The Real Esteban Buttez (estiebuttez...), October 10th, 2006 7:30 AM


3. Esteban's "calling card"

-- teh_kit (kittenslikemil...), October 10th, 2006 7:30 AM. (g-kit)


Sorry, "the_kit", but you presence isn't required until "In every shitty thread ever"!

-- The Real Esteban Buttez (estiebuttez...), October 10th, 2006 7:34 AM. (EstieButtez1)

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link

hah. this weekend i met a friend's girlfriend for the first time. she's a resident doctor in girlie parts in ny. i asked her if she ever see's patients with sand in their vaginas

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 06:00 (seventeen years ago) link

did she get creeped out?

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, she didn't get the joke. (she probably had sand in hers)

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

less memes more ned zings

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

there was a ned sideburns zing somewhere i tried to find but no dice

gear (gear), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god, fuck nanowrimo

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

ned + no editing = my everest

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

he has this on his webpage

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/bird-winner-100.jpghttp://kuci.org/~nraggett/nanowrimo2003_winner_icon.jpg

heres his novel http://kuci.org/~nraggett/gordon/

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Chapter 1

It was a warm night, as well it should be. Given that it was summer and all

http://www.jimgaston.com/snoopy/snoopy_typewriter.gif

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

It was a warm night, as well it should be. Given that it was summer and all.

haha xpost

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

omg i shit you not its a code-based conspiracy thriller set in rome

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Not as good as: http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/NH.HTM

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/NPP.FINALIST.HTM

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Nightingale nodded, and gesturing to the others said, "With the assistance of these fine people -- and for a share of the profits, in the form of selections of what we are acquiring -- I am going to rob the most exclusive stamp collection in the world. That of the Vatican."

gear (gear), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Ned's second chapter begins with a chat-room transcript.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

for reals? it isn't like Viagra is getting outlawed ...

sarahell, Sunday, 5 March 2023 02:57 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

the music itself is both gross and wretched, there's nothing to it except a trite suggestion of downbeat elegance set to absurdly lazy songwriting. it is absolutely empty and the frontman is truly odious, just the sleaziest oiliest fuck in music history, he might be worse than kiedis

― imago, Wednesday, April 10, 2024 12:49 PM bookmarkflaglink

this is what gets the normies going though apparently. we live in dance monkey world

― imago, Wednesday, April 10, 2024 12:50 PM bookmarkflaglink

not sure the stuff you like is any better than this, tbqh

― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, April 10, 2024 12:52 PM bookmarkflaglink

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 18:08 (one week ago) link

lmao

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 20:35 (one week ago) link

love when imago slams 'normies' or 'the [ilx] hivemind'

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 April 2024 00:25 (one week ago) link


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