100 Reasons why vinyl is the superior format.

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73. They can include gadgets like grooves inbetween grooves and can be without end.

Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:06 (twenty years ago) link

45. The fact that you can't hear the bass so well.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago) link

70. The way you have to walk around all carefully near the record player to avoid skips.

Vinyl was dead before I was born, and I can remember my Dad being on edge every time we played his old "Star Wars" record.

Jole (Jole), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago) link

71. When the needle is stuck in the groove you'll usually get a cool loop insted of cd's bababababababadadadadadadadadakakakakakakaka...

Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago) link

72. 101 Strings Play The Sounds of Love

maypang (maypang), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago) link

But try sending it...

It was just in an envolope lined with bubble wrap

Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago) link

69. The Star Wars record.

Jole (Jole), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago) link

You can play them backwards!!! last record i bought that you could play backwards was side 3 of rings around the world by SFA.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago) link

90. Same size as laserdiscs, without the boring film.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:11 (twenty years ago) link

66. You can use them as a rain shield.

Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:11 (twenty years ago) link

The cover of the For Whom The Bell Tolls soundtrack-with ingrid bergman crying-is the most beautiful album cover ever and it would just look shitty on a cd.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:11 (twenty years ago) link

*mathematical angst*

Jole (Jole), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:12 (twenty years ago) link

65. You can't download it.

maypang (maypang), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:12 (twenty years ago) link

Maypang!

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:12 (twenty years ago) link

64. You can't upload it (actually, you can)

Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:13 (twenty years ago) link

You can melt two records in the oven and make one record that is half AC/DC and half Dolly Parton!! And play it!

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:13 (twenty years ago) link

Fucking genius from Scott there, but he didn't put a number so it doesn't count.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:14 (twenty years ago) link

62. When they get wobbley you can iron them to save one side.

Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

22. No joke: the end of Brighton Rock.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

60. You can cut them at home.

Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:16 (twenty years ago) link

59. Cover: VG+ w/ some light ringwear, 2 inch seam split on bottom edge, soft top right corner. Vinyl: EX, some surface scratches, original gloss still intact, a few spindle marks on side B, plays as M-.

maypang (maypang), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:17 (twenty years ago) link

60. You can cut them at home.

What's this? You can make CDs or tapes a lot easier. Roger shouldn't count.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:18 (twenty years ago) link

you can make a diorama of a city street with the vinyl version of Paul's Boutique but if you try this with the cd you will just look like an idiot.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:20 (twenty years ago) link

77. It takes up more room in your flat.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:20 (twenty years ago) link

You can make CDs or tapes a lot easier.

True, but cutting records is cooler, therefore: superior.

Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:20 (twenty years ago) link

76. They can come with one side etched.

Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:22 (twenty years ago) link

i have records that are 60 years old that still play brilliantly. good luck with those strokes cd's.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:24 (twenty years ago) link

75. 7-inch single adapters are way more cool then 3-inch cd adapters.

Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:25 (twenty years ago) link

74. Roger like it.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:26 (twenty years ago) link

They sometimes write cool stuff in the trail-off area.

maypang (maypang), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:27 (twenty years ago) link

signed live p-funk records with cryptic messages about dogs and bitches from george clinton and posters and iron-on t-shirt transfers would just be inconceivable with a cd no matter how cool jason spaceman trys to make them.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:29 (twenty years ago) link

71. Burglars can't be arsed nicking a whole stack of them.

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago) link

sometimes records come with bonus 7-inch singles!!! oh yeah, cd's come with bonus tracks sometimes. Lame!!!

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:32 (twenty years ago) link

70. music isn't supposed to be heard with such clarity. you need all those pops and crackles and shit.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:33 (twenty years ago) link

69. Clean
69. Your
69. Weed

weather, Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

It's fun to watch people pay lots of money for worthless reissues thinking they're getting an original pressing.

maypang (maypang), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

i just bought a first pressing of Captain Beefheart's Strictly Personal in great shape at the thrift store last week for 50 cents!! you know how much a cd copy of it would cost me at the very same thrift store if i found one? 3 dollars!!!!

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:35 (twenty years ago) link

My used copy of An Evening With Wildman Fischer still has pot seeds in the gatefold!!! Ancient 60's-era pot seeds!!!! what will i ever find in a cd to remind me of a bygone era? nothing, that's what.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

70. music isn't supposed to be heard with such clarity. you need all those pops and crackles and shit.

I already said it makes that popping sound.

Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:39 (twenty years ago) link

sorry, I was actually quoting a scene from Mr. Show where a guy declares that he only listens to vin-yeel and that his victrola is the only piece of modern technology that he will touch.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:40 (twenty years ago) link

you need to buy nicer copies of stuff you two. i understand the pop and crackle thing kinda, but really there is no reason to listen to records that pop and crackle.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:41 (twenty years ago) link

i love that mr. show skit. it leads into the dickie crickets megaphone skit.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:41 (twenty years ago) link

68. They make people repeat themselves and others.

Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:41 (twenty years ago) link

67. They make people repeat themselves and others.

Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago) link

sorry, I was actually quoting a scene from Mr. Show where a guy declares that he only listens to vin-yeel and that his victrola is the only piece of modern technology that he will touch.

Is it a DAT player?

Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:43 (twenty years ago) link

i think it's only been in the last 5 years or so that people have actually gotten the hang of making music for cd's. they're getting there though.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:44 (twenty years ago) link

66. They give this static crackling when you get them out the inner sleeve for the first time. It's like sex really.

Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:51 (twenty years ago) link

65. Because zippers and other technological advances are the Devil's Work and it gives Steve Albini something to whine about.

jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:54 (twenty years ago) link

65. They catch dust easily, for that special fuzzy zound

Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:56 (twenty years ago) link

65. You can't download it.
-- maypang

65. Because zippers and other technological advances are the Devil's Work and it gives Steve Albini something to whine about.
-- jack cole

Which is the more authentic number 65?

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 22 February 2004 18:56 (twenty years ago) link

okay, yesterday & today records is close-ish to my area. now vinyl-obsessed, i will try to visit it tomorrow.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 24 October 2010 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

17. a big vinyl collection impresses people

The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Sunday, 24 October 2010 08:56 (thirteen years ago) link

16. when your stylus wears out, you buy a new one. when your laser gets damaged, the whole unit is fucked.

jumpskins, Sunday, 24 October 2010 09:41 (thirteen years ago) link

been thinking of just buying vinyl again when I do buy albums, at least they will appreciate in value, unlike this worthless 1000 cd collection I am saddled with.

akm, Sunday, 24 October 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link


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