Huckabee to GQ: Gay Marriage Will End Civilization

For fuck's sake why didn't the chickenshit reporter challenge him -- cuz his editor worried about a "balanced" article?

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, December 11, 2007 9:57 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

otm

pathetic

i hardly think GQ is a left leaning publication :/

wasn't the sin of Sodom "inhospitality"?

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, December 11, 2007 10:05 PM

Yeah. As I recall the Angels showed up in Sodom and hung out at Lot's place. Everybody in Sodom was like "let us see (rape?) these angels, guy," and he said "rape my daughters instead, they're virgins!"

And then God killed everybody in Sodom except for Lot & his daughters, either because they were gay or because they wanted to "know" the angels, depending on who you ask.

Angels R HOTTTTT

how does Suckabee feel about man-on-angel sex

has there ever been a metal band called Angelrape?

(fwiw Jewish interpretations of Sodom & Gomorrah don't have this preoccupation with homosexuality - its more to do with the city generally being full of assholes)

Results 1 - 10 of about 2,800 for angelrape. (0.16 seconds)

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1322.jpg

ew

I'd be okay with God smiting Meg Ryan.

Nic Cage too.

I Fart Fuckabees

I love people who don't know the true roots of marriage..aka, that it was oft a practice for economic purposes and not romantic purposes!

and that it didn't originate in the church, but ok he didn't say anything about that in the quote above.

flambee the fucker

I Fart Fuckabees

New campaign slogan? Alliteration rules.

Huckabee=pencil dick

lol good one

Huck sure loves his fried chicken.

So much for his health kick.

In related news, Chic-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich

My first and only trip to this joint last year resulted in my first bout of nausea in years. Christianism and bugger gastric juices are a volatile mix.

I love Chik Fil A and am bummed that I am going to have to stop eating there.

Yeah nice try there:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/558300_509428692416526_72528055_n.jpg

Wait that's an actual outright lie, right?

Well, yes. But I'm sure they would object to anyone putting anything into something else's holes.

unsafe because they promote homosexuality

I guess the 9th Commandment is no longer operative so long as Gays Are Icky.

All of the people who are bummed about Chick-Fil-A: did they think this was a progressive organization?

This reminds me of when I sadly could no longer get the tofu sandwich at Your Black Muslim Bakery because they murdered a journalist.

also people who are bummed about chick-fil-a: it's just shitty fried chicken, you can get pretty much the same thing at mcdonald's or popeyes or kfc without directly funding a publicly homophobic company

Hooray for tribalism

i dunno n/a their (admittedly msg-laden) grilled chicken is actually quite tasty, though not _so_ tasty that i'll regret not giving them any of my money.

we had a Chik-fil-A on campus my senior year, it was kind of weird

also we used to call it "Chik-A-Fil" </bestandbrightest>

never would have thought the company that promotes itself with cows pleading for their lives in manson-like scribbles would be pushing their morality on people

but it makes sense... if they are fundies and believe in creation, they are apt to think animals share little w/ humans and were put here for our benefit/consumption.

the thing is i bet over 50% of private businesses in the bible belt contribute to all kinds of nasty shit. i guess it's good to have a high-profile business to target.

did those private businesses donate $2 million to all kinds of nasty shit in one year?

n/a, i'm not saying we shouldn't boycott chik-fil-a, i'm just saying this stuff is probably damned pervasive.

(and collectively i imagine lots of small businesses making donations probably add up to more than $2 million)

well of course it is but there's a reason why people are targeting chic-fil-a other than it being "high profile." you're right that lots of companies are doing gross stuff secretly but chic-fil-a is doing it publicly, making them the face of this type of funding, so it makes sense to target them specifically

n/a we're in complete agreement here.

also people who are bummed about chick-fil-a: it's just shitty fried chicken, you can get pretty much the same thing at mcdonald's or popeyes or kfc without directly funding a publicly homophobic company

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, July 24, 2012 3:34 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

disagree

I think Popeyes is better tbh

Canadian coworker weighs in (he sent this to me with no context whatsoever an hour after I shared the Huckabees/Goats picture floating around FB):

I was in Pittsburgh last week and ate at this place. Never heard of it before,but seemed interesting. Can't believe they are so homophobic and not afraid to let the world know it. Food was alright nothing special.

just momentarily back to Huckabee, this guy is the worst, the gall of calling complaints against this place 'bigotry', i just need to know what green light in the guy's mind makes driving past the obvious logical roadblock there okay

Popeye's IS better but only one in town.

sucks that there's such a paucity of fried chicken in the USA that people are forced to eat at chic-fil-a

"bigotry" is when anyone disagrees w/ you and let's you know it, that's the logic.

Bill, just about every grocery store makes its own fried chicken.

there is certainly prejudice at play in the decision to boycott an establishment whose founder openly supports discriminatory measures, but it's a form of prejudice that I am more than happy to indulge in; I think being prejudiced against people who want to keep others from having equal rights is a moral imperative

Bill, just about every grocery store makes its own fried chicken.

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, July 24, 2012 4:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I said I am bummed, not suicidal. Also, last I checked Publix doesnt have a drive thru.

A lot of Eagle Scouts have been sending their medals back in protest of Boy Scout policy. I suppose I'd do this, too, but I have no idea where my Eagle Scout medal is.

I might have my Second Class badge around somewhere...

https://sites.google.com/site/chickenoffset/

Surprise!

http://chicagophoenix.com/2012/09/18/chick-fil-a-agrees-to-end-anti-gay-donations-mandates-equal-treatment-of-gays/