girls, gurls, grrls: c/d, s/d

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actually, blunt drunken propositions made in bars have a higher success rate than one would think. when they go wrong, they really go wrong but when things go right it's spectacular.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:44 (twenty years ago) link

I sure hope this doesn't end in felt pen seppuku.

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:47 (twenty years ago) link

it'll all be okay.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago) link

for some reason i read rainy's last post as "i hope this doesn't end in prison".

good luck jess. you should try pole-dancing, it always works for me.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago) link

spectacular until the shame sets in the next morning, anyway.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago) link

the trick is to have no shame.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:51 (twenty years ago) link

That should be a tequila company's slogan/advertising.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:52 (twenty years ago) link

the shame is the best part!!!!

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago) link

That should be the slogan.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago) link

So what do we do until Jess comes back?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:54 (twenty years ago) link

talk about him

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:55 (twenty years ago) link

Write ad copy for Jose Cuervo.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:55 (twenty years ago) link

of course the shame doesn't mean you won't still waking up in that same person's bed 1 year+ later.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:56 (twenty years ago) link

Isn't there someone with an iBook and aIrport to follow him and give reports from the road?

― ModJ (ModJ), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:56 (twenty years ago) link

I'm calling the networks - this is must see tv.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:58 (twenty years ago) link

We can call it, "The Complicated Life"

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:59 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie really should move in with Jess.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:03 (twenty years ago) link

they'd probably fight all the time, it'd be spectacular

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

God, I'm picturing Jess hugging (strangling?) Nicole Ritchie like that teddy bear in the FAP pic.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

photoshop oppportunity!!

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:06 (twenty years ago) link

good thinking - it'll help us sell the show

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:18 (twenty years ago) link

does anyone have his cell? txt msg him for updates.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:19 (twenty years ago) link

oh girls, I love them but like ricky martin says they are a mystical nightmare. I don't like Ricky Martin.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:25 (twenty years ago) link

wooo, haha, uh-uh
Saturday night and Strongo need a fight
His motorcycle and a switchblade knife
Hand full of grease and his hair feels right
But what Strongo need to make him tight are those
Girls, girls, girls

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:26 (twenty years ago) link

TS: motley crue or beastie boys?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:27 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie really should move in with Jess.

Only if they're willing to fill out to his preferred proportions.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:49 (twenty years ago) link

haha

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:51 (twenty years ago) link

okay so like i walked up town and she was actually still at work! but they had already closed so i stood there and pressed my hands agaist the windows and licked my chops like a small cockney orphan watching the fat cats slice up their delicious christmas ham. but then i think they noticed me so i scampered off. so then like i walked all over town and EVERY BAR had some sort of godawful "show" happening tonight, possibly featuring white people attempting to get funky and erm uh waiter check plz. so then like i went in this yuppier bar and got all these stares from the waitstaff and the clientele and drank like four shots of whisky and two beers in the space of about 10 minutes. then i walked home and hit a tree on the way.

in summary: this town can suck my cock until i cum blood.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:51 (twenty years ago) link

I am going to see Hellboy w/my dad.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:53 (twenty years ago) link

see if you can find me some pussy there

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:54 (twenty years ago) link

i mean, honestly, this is why i am a shut-in

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:57 (twenty years ago) link

i feel your pain even though i inexplicably have a girlfriend currently

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

yeah one will come along eventually

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

they're like haley's comet

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

with labia

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

bbbut, jess, did you see bam? don't you ever go to 15 north?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, how about Sunday night we coach you into getting just a little drunk and sending you back out to talk to Coffee Girl?

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

jess why didn't you knock on the window and talk to her?

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

have a bath.

I'm drunk and I'm just about to have a bath.

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

sunday night is baby jesus' death day so i dont think anything's open

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

rainy i mouthed "make love to me gorilla woman" through the window if that counts

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

for god's sake keep your chin above water

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

BUNNY!

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

..this is how I come off whenever I try to pick up a girl. Think of A Nightmare Before Christmas

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

it's a start, jess. don't be discouraged

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:01 (twenty years ago) link

jess, the solution is obvious. you must bring back ska.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:01 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.rockcitynews.com/photos/live2/saveferrisphoto2.jpeg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:02 (twenty years ago) link

i'm a regular skanking pickle

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:02 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.ause.org/punk/ska-summit-03/monique-powell-01.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:02 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.enamelband.com/prphoto/photos/music/MoniquePowell/Mo2water.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:03 (twenty years ago) link

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― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Not Morse code.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't know about drug "problems," but Ayn Rand is something people generally get over at a pretty young age, so don't worry about that.

― Maria, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:02 (fifteen years ago) link

hey man i dont care how long it took id rather be the guy who touched a girls ass at 8 than the guy who still believes in cooties at 18

i guess we know how old deez is now?

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:19 (fifteen years ago) link

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