What do you think about when you masturbate?

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First person fantasy or third person fantasy? Enquiring minds want to know. I vary, for the record.

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Second person!

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

does anyone indulge in first person fantasies? apparently kenneth williams would on occasion be so taken by his own reflection in the mirror that he needed to relieve himself there and then.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 27 January 2003 14:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kenneth Williams covering "Oops (Oh My)" - well that's my answer to the qn sorted for a while!

― Tom (Groke), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

yr mum

― gi66y, Monday, 27 January 2003 17:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

ilx'ers

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Which ones Jess?

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 27 January 2003 18:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

all of them. together. a one big orgy

― Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Monday, 27 January 2003 18:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Marcello, I don't know anything about your life or what has happened to you in the past, but I have to say that very often I find your postings rather unfriendly. It seems to me that frequently you make deliberately argumentative posts (or posts consisting simply of curt disagreement with little explanation), with the intention to simultaneously jump on your high horse and pounce on anyone who responds.

I mean, it's not like you're more opinionated than most others on the board, nor are your views well outside those generally accepted and indeed held. (by us as a group) Yet, you still are consistently having what appears to be deeply emotional and somewhat unhealthy reactions to fairly innocuous posts or threads.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 27 January 2003 19:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think about things of a sexual nature.

Duh.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 27 January 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

specific unnamed ones.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 January 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

I find that it's easier to get a clear picture in my mind if my fantasy involves a past experience, with real, concrete details I can summon up at will. It's hard to fantasize about someone I've never been with because I have no idea what they're like in bed. When I try to create new scenarios I just end up filling in the blanks with memories of other lovers I've had.

― Sue D'eau Nimh, Monday, 27 January 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

do you think there's a divide between people who usually fantasise about things they have done and people who fantasise about things they haven't?

I used to fantasise about things I'd never done, and was pretty certain that I'd never get the chance to do (various sorts of group sex things). Then I did get the chance to do about 90% of them. The odd thing, and I have no real explanation for this, is that my fantasies (and taste in porn) are unchanged, as far as I can tell. It's still the same stuff, but now I've done most of it.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 27 January 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

All I can say to that is "You lucky cunt."

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 27 January 2003 22:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.celebrity-pictures.net/images/Leonard.gif

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 27 January 2003 22:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, fair point Andrew. I agree, even.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 27 January 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Marcello, I don't know anything about your life or what has happened to you in the past

Exactly. You don't know, though I'm surprised you don't know as it's been exhaustively documented here and elsewhere. So don't start making judgements until you do know. Got it?

It seems to me that frequently you make deliberately argumentative posts (or posts consisting simply of curt disagreement with little explanation), with the intention to simultaneously jump on your high horse and pounce on anyone who responds.

No, get it right and read this thread again. For the SECOND time on this thread I state: I made a completely innocuous contribution to this completely innocuous post, and as I have said A MILLION TIMES BEFORE, if someone comes and starts to have a go, I have a go back. Do you have a problem with that? You prefer to stand and take punches and shit without fighting back?

I mean

Starting a sentence with "I mean" indicates that you don't know what you mean.

Yet, you still are consistently having what appears to be deeply emotional and somewhat unhealthy reactions to fairly innocuous posts or threads

Oh I do beg your pardon. I forget that posters on ILx aren't allowed to get emotional. What's your definition of "unhealthy reactions" then? Do you equate it with "doesn't agree with us/wants to spoil our fun"?

Still, who cares? We've had this argument a thousand times on ILx. And the way in which Doomie was treated on the other thread was appalling.

But what does it matter, Andrew? ILx, and the "lives" of everyone who posts to it, is just one big masquerade anyway, isn't it?

― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 09:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

The reason this all kicked off was because of the misapprehension that I was "having a go" in the first place. Marcello, when you're in the mood you're just as capable of having irreverent banter on here as anyone else, and that's all it was.

Still, carrying on this discussion can have no positive outcome, this argument has taken place so many times on ILE and I have no desire whatsoever to rehash it. Neither, I suspect, does Marcello.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 09:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Starting a sentence with "I mean" indicates that you don't know what you mean."

Don't be such a pompous arse.

"if someone comes and starts to have a go, I have a go back"

Well nobody was having a go at anyone, and the mood of this thread was entirely jovial until you brought your own personal problems into it (in your second post). Suddenly everything has to get all serious just because you feel like it. It sucks.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

It does suck but Marcello (and doomie) have their problems so I tend to ignore these outbursts now. It's cyclical I think.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 18:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

*cough*
I don't. Do you believe me?

― M, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

you have no penis.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yer point being...?

― M, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Never stopped me...

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

I forgot, sorry.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wait. Jody Beth has no penis?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Define "penis."

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think that a purple strap-on is a penis, for all intents and purposes.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mine isn't purple, so the answer is still no.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is it yellow?

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I believe that's none of your business.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's yellow!!

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Actually, you should probably get a cream for that.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

*laughing* I've one with zebra striping - it's a conversation piece - cannot quite see using it.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

A conversation piece? It can't be that good if when you take it out your partner starts *talking*.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

*snarfing* I think I need to work on my technique.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have a see through purple one and one that's pink glitter. rah!

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Apparently it's all in the 'conditioning' anyway.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

*sigh* I remember when "What color is your parachute" was the question of the day.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was going to say that the see-through purple one and the pink glittery one sound very tacky but then I caught myself. What would constitute a tasteful one? Perhaps a see-through one with the some poems of Lord Byron within?

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ew, too Starbucks.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

You have a parachute TOO? Do you use both in tandem?

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

It sounds like yours would make lovely sun-catchers, That Girl. Ever consider hanging them in the window so they can cast pretty colors throughout the room?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

hey laura, mine rock, girly style.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

You have a parachute TOO? Do you use both in tandem?

Not since that incident with the bungee cord.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

She'd have to shine them up first.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

whenever i forget that ile is primarly entertainment, i read a thread like this. this is the kind of thread you show to non-ilx people because its funny:)

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, I must show it to my colleagues tomorrow.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 01:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

nine months pass...

ess sex

― ahmed, Saturday, 8 November 2003 18:11 (twenty years ago) link

Open Windows' medical post upthread is extremely funny.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:15 (twenty years ago) link

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― ChasWindsor, Sunday, 9 November 2003 23:08 (twenty years ago) link

strong sideburns, gruff visage, aces all the way.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Sunday, 9 November 2003 23:55 (twenty years ago) link

There's a picture of him younger, shooting with Charles, in which he looks just like NA Nick.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 November 2003 00:28 (twenty years ago) link

Marcello you seem like a bit of a Fruit......

onto wanking....Angelina Jolie...Hmmmmmmmm

― smileygiles, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:40 (twenty years ago) link

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