http://deadspin.com/dwight-howard-got-owned-by-a-heckler-last-night-1468962035
― a character named Daryl Wade (Clay), Thursday, 21 November 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link
"during a timeout in the second quarter Wednesday, Vince Carter interrupted Howard’s one-sided discussion with an official to loudly and repeatedly tell the Rockets center that he was “the biggest crybaby I know.”
“All the time,” Carter said of Howard’s whining to officials. “He always talks about how I’m a crybaby. I was like, ‘Yo, you’re the biggest crybaby I know.’ And then later, he’s like, ‘Yo, why’d you say that to me?’ But I know Dwight. It’s all good, but he is a crybaby."
― a character named Daryl Wade (Clay), Thursday, 21 November 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link
loll
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 November 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link
I love "yo, why'd you say that to me" so much, just pitch perfect dwight.
― a character named Daryl Wade (Clay), Thursday, 21 November 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1944043/824941236.gif
― Clay, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link
Oops
who's the poor sap who has to be the fatality victim?
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:16 (ten years ago) link
gotta give it up for the head wobble from that guy tho
― Clay, Sunday, 1 December 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link
That was Aaron Brooks
― ryan, Sunday, 1 December 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxkM3_4CsfU
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 December 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link
Imagine Bosh and Howard in a room sitting at computers trying to code
Bosh compiling furiously while Dwight tries to make pencils get stuck in the ceiling
― 乒乓, Monday, 9 December 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link
Teach a homeless guy to shoot free throws
― polyphonic, Monday, 9 December 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link
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― Clay, Monday, 9 December 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/prior-doctor-intervention-dwight-howard-eating-equivalent-24-215009519--nba.html
― Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link
Dr. Cate Shanahan, in a fascinating feature by CBS Sports’ Ken Berger, described her shock at Howard’s alarming levels of glucose in his system, telling CBS that she became concerned because Howard’s sluggish play and blood work “reminded me of patients who have pre-diabetes and neurological problems because of how sugar impacts the nervous system.” A subsequent blood test revealed frightening amounts of glucose in his system.
― Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link
"Skittles just sent me 30 pounds of Skittles."i think their marketing guy is a bit fucked up
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
Crazy that the Lakers have basically had two sugar addicts play for them within the last 5 years
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link
there was another story the other day regarding players' diets. i don't get how these guys (ie. massive investments for teams) aren't being educated on this and fed decently 24/7 (better than candy and soda at least).
― fit and working again, Thursday, 12 December 2013 03:10 (ten years ago) link
dude played beside steve nash, no way he didn't hear 'hey maybe eat something besides cotton candy for dinner tonight' at least once
― balls, Thursday, 12 December 2013 03:20 (ten years ago) link
haa the photo they used to illustrate that story is so perfect
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jgvOFix.pngi ate so much caaaanday
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link
His body-fat percentage -- hovering around 5-6 percent his entire career -- dropped to 3 percent, he said.
lol he would be ded
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
Skittles was probably still delivering 30 pound bags of candy for Lamar and Dwight probably just came into the mail room one day and said "what's that"
― 乒乓, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
wonder if lamar was ever hey dwight you like sugar a lot huh me too man you know what you might be really into tho here check out some of this rock cocaine
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
― fit and working again, Wednesday, December 11, 2013 10:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
Stevie Franchise used to only eat fast food hamburgers and fries
― 乒乓, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link
It's crazy how these guys can basically eat anything they want and still function as world class athletes
Me, I go one hot dog over my limit and I gotta go to sleep
― 乒乓, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link
yeah when you burn calories like these guys do you can get away with a lot of bad eating choices for a while but eventually i feel like it catches up with you
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
when i was younger i could def just eat whatever and run all around
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
dunk off one foot, everything
Yeah I think my body just doesn't want to burn calories
Like back when I used to run for 'fitness' I'd load up on pasta the night before to have energy but it just made me feel sluggish and sleepy the next day
― 乒乓, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
i feel pretty lousy after eating pasta nowadays, too many damn carbs
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
amare is my inspiration, apparently he just eats salads and raw broccoli florets all the time these days,
― do a formal proof or w/e (brimstead), Thursday, 12 December 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link
hope hes getting some protein
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
― 乒乓, Thursday, December 12, 2013 10:46 AM (2 hours ago)
have you seen that guy these days?
― k3vin k., Thursday, 12 December 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link
yeah for sure when you're young and super-active you can eat anything. but if you wanna be playing the same way by the time you're 30 and beyond you need to wise up.
good nutrition has been a given in other sports like soccer for so long now that it's weird to me to see stories about the likes of ray allen who've adopted healthy diets and it's reported like it's a remarkable thing.
― fit and working again, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link
soccer has a huge development structure where basketball is basically series of shady coaches since youre 10 that just care that you can dunk
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link
you'd think with everything metrics and 16 assistant coaches on the bench the training staffs could keep a nutritionist around to plan meals on game days or whatever, it's pretty simple. idk maybe some guys just don't listen tho
― Clay, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link
yeah the teams cant force them to eat well
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link
im sure they each get a huge binder about nutrition and have trainers in their ear all day long but if youre a 25 y/o millionaire who who got their by eating burgers who you gonna trust
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link
dwight only wised up because his energy was flagging
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link
plus if you're 6'9 and burn 5000 calories in a couple hours every other day not to mention practices you are probably hungry 24/7 and steaming some rice and broccoli is kinda a hassle really if you want McDonald's and it's around the corner
― Clay, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
He knew nothing about how to train and get his wind up, even what and how to eat before a game. Once [Bulls trainer] Chip Schaefer had a pregame meal with him and was stunned to watch Kukoc put away a seven-course meal including salad, pasta, and steak.“A sure four-thousand-calorie meal,” Schaefer noted later, almost admiringly. Like many European players, he was accustomed to drinking wine with his pregame meal, even if he did water it slightly. His body fat when he arrived was about 20 percent, very high for the NBA. Eventually, the Bulls got it down to the mid-teens, which was pretty good for Kukoc.
“A sure four-thousand-calorie meal,” Schaefer noted later, almost admiringly. Like many European players, he was accustomed to drinking wine with his pregame meal, even if he did water it slightly. His body fat when he arrived was about 20 percent, very high for the NBA. Eventually, the Bulls got it down to the mid-teens, which was pretty good for Kukoc.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/steve-kerr-reminisces-toni-kukoc-legendarily-massive-pre-124610897--nba.html
― Clay, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link
if i was making millions a year i'd be paying someone to come in and cook.
― fit and working again, Thursday, 12 December 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link
I'd probably be getting pecan pie delivered to my penthouse every day because I am obscenely rich
― 乒乓, Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link
otm
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
http://gifs.com/2r2
― call all destroyer, Friday, 27 December 2013 03:29 (ten years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mMJSZm-Ppkw/UruijwN2NEI/AAAAAAAAAq4/e4DRJtBAQqE/s1600/hardendwight.gif
― Spottie, Saturday, 28 December 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
haha
― micah, Saturday, 28 December 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link
http://msn.foxsports.com/southwest/story/dwight-howard-trolls-lebron-james-and-his-receding-hairline-040214
dwight howard is into image macro memes
― Clay, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 23:47 (ten years ago) link
of course
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 April 2014 02:05 (ten years ago) link