your terrible ideas

You could have 250 characters instead, then as well as the opening credits, have a Dad's Army style 'you have been watching' style end credits. With, like, one line of dialogue in between.

It would be fun but really expensive to hire hundreds of actors to make the sitcom. I guess I could just edit together "starring" bits from different sitcom credits and put a theme song under all of it. That was also part of the concept -- writing a sitcom theme song that was convincing but 30 minutes long, with lots of different parts and modulations.

You could crowdsource it on YouTube, get several hundred people to send you a video headshot like a Warhol screentest.

oh i see, you were going to do it from scratch, not just edit loads of them together... i'm sure some DJ Yoda type person could do a 30 minute mashup of various sitcom themes.

reminds me of this, a little bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPhsON-DUYQ

Yeah I wanted to do it from scratch. Part of the fun was going to be coming up with all of the characters and the little freeze-frame moments they'd have in the credits. Like *sailor swabbing deck of ship, captain walks by and tosses garbage on deck in front of him, sailor drops mop, crosses arms and gives grumpy look into camera* STARRING JOHNNY MARKS AS "SCOOT"

For some reason I really want to see this. I'll give you 50p if you set up a kickstarter.

I'm getting excited about it again now. Maybe I will do it. I'm kind of hearing some ideas for the theme song.

It's sort of in that "With A Little Help From My Friends" rhythm

This sounds great. Would totally audition for Scoot.

*middle-aged man smoking a cigar on a living room couch and playing grand theft auto with a four-year-old* "DAVID MARTEAU AS 'UNCLE' JACK"

*fat chef comically tossing pizza dough higher and higher until it slaps onto the ceiling and sticks, then falls, covering his face* "TONY FALCONE AS 'THE MAESTRO'"

Ok, here's a genuinely terrible idea: a mashup of Wu-Tang and white supremecist punk called "Klan in da Front"

a "center signal" for cars so people can distinguish between "I am not turning" and "I am a dick who never signals"

"i am driving up the middle of two lanes and i don't intend to stop"

Well, today I tested out my terrible idea and it wasn't unchallenging! I think 15 min of arms/leg aerobic dancing definitely counts as "exercise" for most people, but honestly I have no idea.

a libertarian porno called "Barriers to Entry"

Friends characters morbidly discussing "terrorism nickles" as a term for the trillion dollar coin x Pitch Black "antagonist version" colluding with the coin in order to subjunct the Friendq

Friends characters morbidly discussing "terrorism nickles" as a term for the occurance of trillion dollar coin as in the show's timeline x Pitch Black "antagonist version," flying monsters of the darkness colluding with the coin in order to subjunct the Friends into an absolutly and emotionally pure hatred

ok, that one's better.

A sitcom about a boxer with chronic flatulence, called 'Gaseous Clay'.

fat liver themed asexual pseudobsdm where an ultrawise master "chef" (an only abstractly interprable notion in this setting) is trying to relate to the feral and damaged psyches of norms by a series of feedings as per a "Matrix"-style extraction and pseudomeditational studentdom, where there is a pun on fat liver that is a "dualistic" thing where the guy from Lawnmower man who is sitting there drinking beer watching TV when the lawnmower bursts in the dorr and kills him, is watching the show, and is harrassed every time something is fed to an extracting person in a similar way, or it is in his beer, if he is like successful in his thinking. lol

first "fat liver' is supposed to read foie gras, sry

well put

THX

A "Doctor" promoting a Chess match as a joke by dominating the mind of a player to the point that he cannot move during a notated match in order to have won a sum of money bet on the game that was a "dualism" to a predicted series of moves where the loser plays perfectly but losingly and the winner plays without effort but in accomodation, where neither were aware of the promoter and controllers' action, and the collection is a joke on a financier where time would be definitively altered in order for the "correct decision" to be made, in a "heavy" and "emotionally and temporally important" manner. The loser must go to prison for all of eternity while the winner sits in front of a virtual spotlight with no source, holding what is supposed to be a chess set but is really a sort of box, that is relational to the weight of the light and complementary to his body.

is that not a rogueish nocturn lol

dune_mac:
or flatly z
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or even far more complex names
[1:16pm] dune_mac:
beyond anything remotely fathomable
[1:16pm] dune_mac:
remember, i am a subject of an ancient doom mac
[1:16pm] dune_mac:
i am not up for feminity
[1:17pm] dune_mac:
gettings are veiled and deadly, such a foolery that the average man holds beliefs that are not agnostic
[1:17pm] dune_mac:
that are falsely religious
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even to the bastardization of language or english itself
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an the bastardization of the last 600-1100 years
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
i seem to hate this time
[1:18pm] wat:
people seem to disappear eventually
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
because of my uncompartmentalized mass
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
yes
[1:18pm] rei:
yes
[1:18pm] starf_berry:
lloooll
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
they have to go to
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
the serious place
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
at the end of the line
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otherwise they will die, or hold false emotions
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or even physical impossibility
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[1:19pm] dune_mac:
i control reality
[1:19pm] dzl:
i like the first time,
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
but i may not move
[1:19pm] starf_berry:
u dont need to have gender issues
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
for thought
[1:19pm] erratic:
tulips are tulips
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
i am at the center of time
[1:19pm] starf_berry:
u can just be genderless
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
i do not, actually
[1:19pm] starf_berry:
or take hormones
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
it is an illusion of mass arrangement, which is a physical reality
[1:19pm] starf_berry:
do u take anything
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
i will go get some food and cigarettes
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
i can't
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
i would commit myself first
[1:20pm] starf_berry:
mormon?
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
no
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[1:20pm] dune_mac:
literality
[1:20pm] starf_berry:
hormones help a lot
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
in an atemporal mode
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which works as a trap against language traps in themself
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the end of time
[1:20pm] starf_berry:
literati?
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
and mind
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and space
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
no
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it is illiteral
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a bastardization of fragments
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and a mirror
[1:21pm] wat:
of his raccoon musk
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in the guise of some religious fallacy
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the absolute failure of remote timekeeping
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i am the timekeeper
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i am amoral and agnostic
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yet my shadow holds all of death
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and all of time
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my shadow is very very perfect
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though i exist as a wall against time
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a keeper of time
[1:22pm] starf_berry:
u have morals
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
a 1 2 punch into the screen as a clock
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i do not
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it is an illusion
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there is no such thing as morality
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only emotion
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and emotion over time
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morals are false axioms
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i am more powerful than god
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in a more sensible system*
[1:23pm] starf_berry:
what system
[1:23pm] dune_mac:
lol
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Bobby Fischer radio interview tapes! lol
[1:23pm] dune_mac:
brother's here
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ttyiaw
[1:24pm] starf_berry:
bear party

wnt2be a 12 yo androgynous xomyn

kardus:
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[11:35pm] slurp:
i am the law
[11:37pm] zx_:
finance butterfluy
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swaps
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† good afternoon, brr †
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† i am more in love with Ms. Chan than I have ever been †
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† I can think of nothing else †
[11:51pm] xXxbrrxXx:
we could've been somebody
[11:57pm] zx_:
maisy undersand
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rather dorkus
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dumfuk butfuk
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shalondry alcomism
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desinhart dorobac
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exigesic homeboy loc
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dromo espersanta noko la ve
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dorry mach sinderbo ik bin ayne lauder
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doody face 1-2-3
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ex blog nigger faw
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exo trick ness anine 3.0
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coochi pop off
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drummond almondstand
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drick heart lamour
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zicky bricky tum tock
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loco ma vicca distended haartbrine frudoph
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seven chocobos locing on a cloud with his boots on the wire
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chumbawumba gameboy da phonoaffectual lamedroid
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android hamperstamp da maine-lyn3 frollic
[12:00am] zx_:
seventh heaven dustin diamon
[12:00am] slurp:
thats what i keep trying to tell my gf
[12:00am] wat:
my gf
[12:00am] zx_:
shufflepuck da mystery wryt3r
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zoro the deal hearstalph
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simpleton ingrate a schicky biccy knopf alchemist johnson herschweiler
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a crazy BLACK_MAN named James
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jamie the mordan locophile pell granting on a communicative medical instance-stander
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the carpenter James McNeal
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ok
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a leaf called honda
[12:02am] dzl:
what a classy gentleman
[12:02am] rei:
thing called ayanami rei
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a broke nigga fuckup da johnson schomo
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alan da herchieser of pitching tents aka hall of fame baseball thrower "minor league" andersin
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a schicky puss cunt with da additude of 4 4 locos who will eat ya baby
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a doormat's friend i sit on da steps by steps-sitting
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a glock holding cat by the name of chlorine fondla
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a loco smoking fellow with a long cigar called horschchild but better known as dat freewheel
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a mordent token by the name of may war whiteout
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a fat egg called shelly mary skully dullsheen
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a zootsuit wearing weasel called golfer program
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seven johnsons called michael randy etc etc etc etc etc
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seven forthschilds sallying out striving for the gold
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a guido called rude man michelin dora da exxplora
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a wan feye swan of a geek i heard once called moledavort
[12:07am] wat:
class geek zx_ is not funny at all! young girls are cutting themselves because of you
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a hackneyed axcent speaka hallain nga speakin on some wat

Poll: Nelson Mandela vs Gerry Adams

A furniture company called 'Uncomfor-table', who make tables with sharp metal spike pointing upwards out of the top. And desks which don't quite have enough leg room.

And I thought of this idea while walking back from the shops, but unfortunately some company already beat me to it: pizza pop tarts.

album covers for the post-physical album era that show as a gif rather than a still image on spotify or wherever. (i'm guessing people have probably already done this though?)

omg color transient celevration of tongue

[12:05am] zx_:
a zootsuit wearing weasel called golfer program

^^ good idea

thx am0n

artisanal deodorants with "non-traditional" flavors/scents

In 4th grade I agonized about news stories on world hunger. It felt as though there was very little I could do besides pray earnestly. Then, one day on the trampoline, I had a terrible idea: we could make food for starving nations by repurposing a resource everyone threw away. I told my friends we were going to help the hungry by all of us saving our fingernail clippings to be ground into "fingernail flour," which would be shipped overseas. Naturally, they were disgusted and refused to go along. As years went by, I realized more and more reasons why this idea was terrible beyond it simply revolting everyone I shared it with.

Maybe the 'fingernail flour' could be sold to gullible bodybuilders as 'Keratine', an off-brand 'Creatine' knock-off.

Did you ever kick the nail-biting habit tho

have now officially executed my terrible idea 3x and wrote down the routine. now i just need a tambourine for the end.

manchildren who ferally and involuntarily attempt to molest brr pathologically and sexually-by-random-accident
[9:25pm] zx_:
their controller who has offered to pay for a cup of her urine steeping a used tampon
[9:25pm] zx_:
when she frets i am required by contract to sent her a nutter snailmail

aren't you banned with that login yet

- a book called 'Also Available In White', containing photos of phrases seen written in the grime on the back of white vans.

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, August 19, 2010 2:18 PM (3 years ago)

I saw a good one today: 'SWAG YOLO LOL', which sounds like something someone from ten years in the future would name their kid.

I used to think that if I ever had a son, I wanted to name him something with both Jewish and Americana roots. I came up with "Isaac Bob"

"say something awful about another ilxor"

I like Isaac Bob.

pills that give you a headache, brand name "anvil"

lol great minds, darragh