Transport in London is shit

hence they dither

I guess if someone is in heels or whatever, but I am sure men do this plenty too.

Also they kind of stop even after it's completely flat...

If I slow down near the top of the escalator, I always cut over to the right and join the folks in le standing.

mother of god

This is hilariously awful.

The announcements make it sound like the end times have happened somewhere past Clapham, now everyone's dead and only the robots are left to apologise for the inconvenience caused.

South East London is in full transport apocalypse, amazing I only missed 5mins of the football

what's going on then? surprised i haven't seen mention of it on twitter, maybe everybody's dead.

NE was pretty bad as well, Hackney totally congested, took me 2hrs to travel 6 miles home

There was a fire at London bridge signal house, which closed it. Then Victoria closed because of the crowds. Then Overground had a signal failure at Willesden. Only needed snow, tbh.

Some good pix of pissed-off London bridgers on twitter

It was actually only mildly worse than when I choose (rather than being forced) to take the Tube/bus home - i.e., letting multiple Northern Line trains go at CX or Kennington as they're packed. Bus from Brixton was pretty bad too.

Poor sods heading for Kent or Sussex didn't have the luxury of other options though.

http://usvsth3m.com/post/74285062011/you-wont-believe-why-the-victoria-line-is-currently

?!

this must be a viral for something, right?

well, if I need any fast-drying cement, that's definitely going to be my brand

good grief

Please tell me this is a fucking joke. (I did wonder why the busses were insanely full tonight)

at first i was outraged at this but actually it's kind of a touch to be able to attach my consequent absence to a ~news incident~

they dumped sugar into the mix, slowed the drying process

http://www.itv.com/news/london/2014-01-24/victoria-line-cement-leak-could-have-been-far-worse/

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Ian Pratley
3 Hours ago

Most people do not buy tickets at the offices so close then
I have been made redundant twice
If it was up to the unions we still have stream trains

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Surprised that that guy failed to make himself indispensable.

its like a three act play in one shitty internet comment

I can think of places in Devon which could do with "stream trains" right now.

We live in the 21st century this is why we introduced a new bus that took 2 people to operate rather than 1 amirite

Moreover, one where the driver shouts at passengers for still getting on, looking at the destination window, not reading her mind and therefore not knowing that she was going to terminate the bus AT THIS STOP.

When the tube is down we rely on a coherent and enhanced (i.e. more buses) bus system to get us to and from work. Not a fleet of empty buses careering past packed bus stops saying "Not in Service" or randomly terminating services.

But, hey, the bus companies aren't in it for the passengers, they're in it for shareholder pension funds.

Can the 40m savings be achieved through encouraging more strikes and therefore wage savings?

It was a bit much for the overground railway to fucking screw up yesterday as well

Is the strike going on today, or no? I am p much pro-strike and pro-union but I do need to take busses today and need to know if I'll have to leave extra transport time?

Yes, it's still going on.

Thanks! This wouldn't be so difficult if I weren't still hobbling about with a cane, but... needs must be.

Victoria line running quite smoothly on its northern section both yesterday and today, BB, if that's any help.

^^ bollocks was it unless by "northern section" you meant "everything but the northern section"

Or unless "running quite smoothly" meant "closed"

Really? Had no trouble getting from Seven Sisters-Euston and back yesterday and this morning.

You'd have had a spot of bother getting from Seven Sisters to Walthamstow Central

Technically, I need the other end of the Victoria to be running Euston to Brixton, so I can get a seat on a 59 from the BM to Streatham Hill. It usually empties out at Waterloo but I can't stand that far right now. :(

Seeing the transport woes my friends in Cornwall/Devon are going through (floods on the Tamar! England cut off!) it feels a bit churlish complaining about standing for 20 minutes on a bus. I have only twice fallen foul on that route and should know better than to complain.

ah, apologies CP - fell into that typical "my bit's okay so it must all be okay" trap

Oh no worries.

I was on my way back from Kent last night that's why I knew. I actually had an OK journey because I knew the Victoria line wasn't running all the way so I got a bus to Liverpool St and got the train, and it was late enough that the commuting rush hour was over.

Luckily (?) I'm signed off work this week so I've avoided the strike so far, but I'm going back in next week so I'll get the next one. Doctor wanted to give me longer off tbh but not sure I can do that in good conscience.

oxford st to homerton - 55/38 all the way or somehow get to highbury/islington for the overground?

Wow. Ok I got into town but I've never been on an afternoon 59 so busy. I'm usually the only person on the top deck. Trying not to panic abot getting home; if the busses are bad I'll go sit somewhere for 2 hours & get the train from St Pancras. I can do this!

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I was hoping it was true tbh

There are a bunch of those floating around, all made with a handwriting-style font and all written in fluent Thatcherbaby.

i have a seat on the 55. boarded at oxford st.

back of the net much??

I am about to brave the buses in the Oxford St area (Marble Arch to be precise) - FACommute?

First though imma stand by the hot food racks in Sainsbury's a while longer trying to make it seem like I want their chicken wraps and not their thermal currents

Got a seat, back top of a 436. Gonna follow right thru to Lewisham. I have my headphones and a drink, and shall presently abstract myself into a bliss of temporal remove...

I support the cause but sure as hell don't support the method, although I haven't felt like I can say that out loud to people I work with or whatever. In several of the big American cities I have lived in and others (NYC, Chicago, Boston, etc.) transport strikes are illegal, with one big reason being there's a feeling that these services need to protect the safety and livelihood of vulnerable citizens.

And after spending the day yesterday in a hospital for an emergency visit (that cost me nearly £75 to get to in car park traffic - I'm fortunate that I could pay that), and then hearing a bunch of ultra-depressing stories about cancer-patient carers unable to get to their charges, and patient-carrying ambulances being stuck in midday gridlock - fuck the TfL strikers. There's got to be a better way to go about this.

It's a funny thing with a strike like this - ideally the thing would be designed to kind of engender support for the beat-down drivers going up against the establishment, but it doesn't feel like that. They're already not a group people feel warm towards, and now they're fucking up a lot for people who really, really count on them.

What do you suggest they do then?

Strike line by line until their demands are met, starting with the Bakerloo and getting progressively more extreme