Misdirected emails

Hello [Govt Name Inherited From Grandfather],

This will confirm our meeting next Wednesday at 4 PM at the Law Offices of Patrick D. Goggin (address below).

Please bring all photos, medical records, and receipts from your slip and fall accident at 6th and Howard Streets that occurred last July 24, 2013.

I look forward to meeting you next week. Please contact me if you have any questions.

Sincerely,

John E. Cowan

I don't know what corner it happened on or much else about the Tenderloin, but I would hazard a guess that if this guy has the same exact name as me, my father or my grandfather, the fall took place somewhere around here.

weedman3034

looking ahead to a better future

Just to let you all know that we are going to be starting a women only prayer group on
Wednesday nights. It will be posted in the bulletin the Sunday before it starts. I will
remind you if it is this Wednesday or not since I had forgotten about it being the day
before Thanksgiving. We had talked about this during our last Wed night Bible study
because sometimes it can be awkward praying about certain things with men in the group.

Please be thinking seriously about joining our group. When we had small groups doing
this before it seemed to work out very well. I would like to hear from you all if you are
interested in doing this. If you have any suggestions as to something you would like
included, please also relay that to me.

I have missed seeing many of you since the end of our Bible Study. Hope to see you all
soon.

Hope you all have a very safe and enjoyable Thanksgiving!

Evelyn

Oh no.

Time of Day: Weekend
Counsellor: - select counsellor -

Issue(s): Addiction
Comments:
I have PTSD. Ex military, did a tour in Rwanda and is haunting me now.

Thank you for your email and for telling me a bit about what you are looking for. I am pleased to assist with booking an appointment.

We have a few different therapists that I think would be good for you to work with. We will begin with a free consultation with one and then move on from there. We have an opening this Sunday, Nov 30, at 9:30 AM with one of our addiction specialists. Please let me know if this will be convenient or feel free to suggest other days and times that will work better with your schedule.

If you have received this email twice, I do apologize. We had some email issues this morning and I thought it best to send again rather than risk you not receiving it at all.

I look forward to hearing from you again.

Sincerely,

Hi Catrina

Alan Butt with Ruoff mortgage is a wonderful loan processor to work with. I believe he is going on a short visit to see his grandchildren out of town. He always takes calls or emails though. Office 234-5201 Cell 532-5001

Or email a✧✧✧@ru✧✧✧.c✧✧

Thanks for calling me and look forward to assisting you in your home purchase process!

Have a good Holiday and say hi to all from me

Cheri

Cheri Middleton
Broker Associate Polack Realty
574-299-2000 Office
574-621-8623
574-235-3739 Fax
Cherim✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧ Email

Providing you with full Housing services.
"I don't sell houses, I find homes to be loved and lived in"

NOTES:

• My name isn't Catrina.
• His name is Alan Butt.
• Polack Realty. Midwesterners, am I missing something here?
• The whole damn email was in purple comic sans.

Alan Butt.

http://m.c.lnkd.licdn.com/mpr/pub/image-z4Osv-pdaNoaVGxAIB5Te70IQXhbjJNFch5NVDkgQutd15Elz4ONVJldQf4Wi6mCjZcP/alan-butt.jpg

Outside of the office,
Alan enjoys golf and boating.

in an email addressed to me and Daria:

Hi Katie,
We need more
Garbages bags
Trifold towel for bathrooms
Liners
Heavy duty garbages bags 45 gallons
Toilet paper
Paper towel for kitchen
Thanks
Rita

Sent from my iPhone

then i got another email that said "Sorry that was for Katie Surname"

I don't know who any of these people are.

Surname would actually be a pretty cool surname.

I'm getting so many of these lately from all over. There can't be that many Tre Bkers out there.

Heart-Felt Event &Wedding Planner- Ms. Brenda Edwards invited you to
Ven & David Murphy Jr's "SURPRISE" BABY'S SHOWER

Sunday, December 15, 2013
03:00 PM - 05:00 PM

WHERE:
Phelps Activity Center- Phelps Community Room
2200 Rock Quarry Dr
Tuscaloosa AL 35406

WILL YOU ATTEND?
Yes Maybe No

"Surprise"

Guess the baby wasn't planned.

Thank you so much for being patient with us at xxxx today I really appreciate your time and your business with us!! I just wanted you to have my information like we spoke about briefly before your left. Once again I am xxxx, Assistant Manager for xxxxx!! And if you need to get In touch with me directly we can set that up however you would like ... I do have a client book and I can set up specific appointments to take care of all your shoe care needs at xxxx.. So anytime you do not want to be bothered with the hustle of continuous waiting we can set up a time where it's just you and I. I also want to deeply thank you for giving me your information the xxxx is a venue I visit often so I'm supper excited For the opportunity to have connections with you.. So once again it was very nice to have meet you and we will most definitely be in touch *HAPPY HOLIDAYS*

this is someone i used to work with at a club who had a similar email to mine; i occasionally still get things forwarded to me when people mistype.

this is probably the wrong thread but i wanted to put it somewhere

Hi!
We got your email address from your web site.

But I'm sorry to tell u that,we are writing this letter to promote the sells of our SUPER COOL glass cups.We specialize in the designing and making of different types of glass cups from China.

Currently,we have a few styles of HAND MADE which is very cool and sells hot to the bar,lounge and night clubs.Some of them are Skull shape cups,Sexual woman shape cups,Sexual man shape cups.When u pour in the wine,it'll looks so fun!Everybody like it!

The logo print service is available.People would be very glade to take it home.It's very good for your company's advertising.

I hereby send u the price list in the attacked file with the product pictures in it.

If u have interest,pls contact us.

Best Regards,
Jacky

did you reply informing them that you are a potter and make your own handmade cups

i asked for more info on their sexual man shape cups y becuase they sound intresting

As i mentioned before congratulations on passing today

I would like to offer you the position of Barista at Carluccio's Heathrow.

We would like you to start on Monday 27th Jan. Could you please confirm to me that you will be accepting this and i will send further information to you

Esther McVey would be proud of you

Sucko
Inbox
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Michelle V littlebo✧✧✧.m✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧

2:19 AM (5 hours ago)

Cat started yowling at 3. Eric spent the night in the chair and I can't use the ipad for email. .argh

Jacqualine Khumalo jacqualineskhum✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
31 Jan (3 days ago)
Reply
to tsibandadube, bcc: me
Good Morning Dear.

Hope you slept well.

Please find attached the accounting textbook.

... five mins later...

Jacqualine Khumalo jacqualineskhum✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
31 Jan (3 days ago)
Reply
to me
Hi - sorry for the email you received earlier, I made a mistake typing the email address.

First time anyone's done that and REALISED it and said so!

Hello! Denise left already. But you are still in. I’ll ask her again on Tuesday for your pool balance.

Happy Family Day!

Dear Colleague,

Despite of having notice’s displayed in the staff canteen the coffee mugs are left unwashed after use and are left out in either the staff room or classrooms. Firstly, let me make you aware that food and drinks are restricted to canteen area only. Notices are placed across classrooms and office area’s prohibiting food or drinks inside the rooms. It really makes it inconvenient for other members of staff to re-use the cups as they are dirty and left unwashed. I would like to request all the staff members to kindly wash their own cups and dishes after use and have some consideration for your fellow members of staff.

Thank you for your cooperation!

I have a secondary email that does not have my name in it that is a common noun repeated (like kittykitty@gmail but it is not kittykitty) and someone just sent me payment info intended for a store called Kitty Kitty Creations (not the actual store). The store's email is very clearly kittykittyCREATIONS@gmail and this imbecile just, I don't know, decided she would shorten it or that the third word didn't matter? Anyway, thanks for the payment info, lady, and count your lucky stars I'm only an asshole in the sense that I am going to post about you on the internet and not in the sense that I am going to go shopping with your credit card.

(I did email her back and tell her the correct address to use. rmde.)

Mom's picture. I think I did it right.

How sad.

Hey Tre,

We're so happy you've downloaded Kik! It's the fastest, simplest, and most personal smartphone messenger around!
Here's a few tips to get you started:

For the best experience on Kik, you'll need to confirm your email address. Here's what you registered with:

Username: snake228007
Email: [pplains' email address]

One of these days, I'm going to meet my long-lost twin brother and he's going to be wearing either a fedora or a Dixie Outfitter shirt.

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Thanks,

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:(

He gets out in July.

Hi,

Your student did not complete his/her comic book assignment that was presented today in class. Students had 45 minutes yesterday to make a comic book out of a short story we’ve worked on since Monday. They were to complete the project to present today.

The project may be turned and presented tomorrow for late credit.

Thanks!

that looks less like a misdirected email and more like a great opportunity

Im starting to get a ton of order confirmations from places because some woman called Trayce Fenton thinks my email address is hers. Fuckin. If I could work out who she was I'd send her a stern CIO.

stop inviting me to your birthday, I don't know you!

also lol I am not a beautiful person.

I'm Looking to Post the Job Of a Personal Assistant on your board so that interested candidates can benefit from it.

Agile and Responsible individual is needed to fill the vacant position of a Personal Assistant(Part time)

Someone who can offer these services:

* Mail services (Receive mails and drop them off at UPS)
* Shop for Gifts
* Sit for delivery (at your home) or pick items up at nearby post office at your convenience.(You will be notified when delivery would be made)

sounds like a cool gig

Hi Mom
This is a better way to communicate. I have to prepay my phone and need it to call work and daycare/schools. Sorry.
So they lowered my money. Not sure why. Every month it's different. One month I get 600 another month I get 500. I have no idea why. The state changes income calculations all the time. But it usually evens out cuz if they lower my cash, they increase my food stamp. I'm just happy to have lights. I have to go to the laundry mat now so email me when you can.
Love u!

Bless.

Every so often I get 'mom'- type emails from this one lady. I assumed they were meant for the same person I get the odd hilarious misdirected email to but turns out it's another one. I know this because she somehow replied to ME with a two-word email, the original email of which was from "myname1" at geemail rather than "myname" (to "mom"). So somehow in replying she managed to re-type the address but without the '1' on it.
Also, the original email to "mom" was to two addresses, varying by one letter and different popular domains, both labelled "mom". It must run in the family.

Shit's getting old. Nothing like waking up to half a dozen emails from Match.com.

http://i.imgur.com/rcdEGsL.png

I wonder what his ethnicity could be. Guess he'll tell you later, ladies, if you're lucky.

http://i.imgur.com/OFBtzrt.png

selfies where you are wearing sunglasses and looking away from the camera are really nagl

Following your recent application for the position of Reach Forklift/ Warehouse Operative (reference: CHFLT001), I am writing to let you know that unfortunately you have not been successful this time. I will keep your details on file and be in touch when a more suitable position arises.

Thank you for your interest in this role and I look forward to working with you in the future.

getting library hold notifications for some kid who's really into sci-fi, including the works of deej:

Title: The complete Hammer's Slammers Volume 1
Author: Drake, David.
Call Number: SF DRAKE D
Barcode: 31033006848927
Library: Forest Park Branch