Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

Under "You should message me if..."

-You are truly Spontaneous and Fun. You know, not a Drag.
-You do not wear Uggz. You like Converse All Stars.
-You do not over-use the word Creepy.
-You can take a break from your iPhone (at least 3 minutes or more)
-You do not know it all.

is that one of those profiles where they describe an ex-girlfriend

I think he's describing a human being? And saying, don't be one.

Uggz, man. Uggz.

i pass on the middle three

So you're saying you do in fact know it all?

totally

also i am a Drag

- Only like things that I like and never burden me by having needs or feelings.
- Only look the way I want you to.
- Don't judge any man's behavior, particularly mine.
- Never take your attention off me for any reason.
- Don't have ideas--in fact, just stop talking.

This is a 35-year old human being who is actually pretty attractive tbh. Except

good thing to do im recent e is quickmatch except scroll down so the stars are at the top of the window & you can't see the pictures, read text first, only investigate visually if your interest is seriously piqued

inverse tinder

shit that'd be amazing. gonna google 'inverse tinder'

nothing

Cardiacsprincesse69xxx is actually 69 yrs old

in orbit otm

you should message him w/ that

Are you trying to get me in trouble?

lotta dudes have trouble trying to project 'wordly and discerning' w/o looking like assholes, cos there's this idea out there that you can't look too open and welcoming or you look like a needy weenie. which is really shitty.

or gay

I can't even fuck with most profiles, the writing is so. bad. I just read 400 words and I feel like I can see all your neuroses already, get off here and just take care of yourself, truly.

Guy from Nowhere, NJ: "u r a beautiful girl. can I call u?"

Jesus no.

so you're saying that there are people on okc who don't meet your standards

I too am shocked.

ignorence is like a dilecate exotic fruit..touch it and like the bloom is gone an stuff

i beleive sancho panzer said that

he was a noble tank

Actually, his tank's name was Mojo. He rode along with his technician Tool and defended the planet Vainglory Five against giant worms.

http://www.vice.com/read/we-went-to-the-tinder-launch-party

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/21/fashion/social-networking-App-allows-women-to-rate-men.html?_r=0

^^ Terrifying

Thought about trying to see what my rating is but there is a mini Herzog on my shoulder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUf0QFFi2Mk

I can't read any more articles like that. It's just depressing.

New match results format is terrible. I know squares rule right now, but it's just awkward and messes scrolling up on my computer.

the location-aware tinder-lite piece of the mobile app is completely bonechilling - i do NOT want to receive profile visits from girls in my parents' town when i'm here for the holidays

hey - you never know, maybe the Thanksgiving hookup is a big market

in ur face lulu, #notonfacebook

my own profile is ascending hitherto-unseen heights of absurdity, proving to be a great filter

haha more news u can use

http://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-find-your-lulu-rating-2013-6

lulu makes me want to kill myself

i don't want people gossiping about me on an internet app :/

i think it's kind of amazing. i'm curious! a little paranoid. my best guess is that the userbase is pretty low and most people have no 'rating'

i'm paranoid enough as is & this shit takes it to the next level

just another thing i have to pretend isn't in the back of my mind 24/7

Scores are on a 10-point scale and take into account factors like sex, previous relationships, and work ethic.

haha welp

actual photo of curtis' mind

http://i.imgur.com/e5rkLct.jpg

otm

should be more like this:

http://cdn.stereogum.com/files/2011/09/lou-reed-metallica-608x614.jpg

fuck you gr

I want to have you doubting. Every meaning you've amassed. Like a fortune. Oh throw it away. For worship someone. Who actively despises you.

otm

lol

just confirmed via female friend i currently have no rating

Yet.

i'll change that

*unfriends laurel*