one weird trick to last longer
― Vinnie, Friday, 15 November 2013 16:49 (ten years ago) link
i love the strip before this.
― festival culture (Jordan), Friday, 15 November 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03182014
what particularly creeped me out after reading this was that I had unconsciously removed my wedding ring and put it on my desk. then i looked down from this comic and saw it sitting there.
― Gatemouth, Thursday, 20 March 2014 21:39 (ten years ago) link
This is from a few months ago, but I googled him up when I couldn't get achewood.com to load.
http://www.portlandmonthlymag.com/eat-and-drink/articles/portland-soda-works-geeks-out-on-pop-september-2014
― how's life, Friday, 7 November 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link
Rereading it aaaaaalllllllll
Weird how this came true: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01122006
― hardcore dilettante, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 03:36 (nine years ago) link
prescient
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 03:52 (nine years ago) link
hey, remember when he got it together again? that was like a year and a half ago.
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 04:24 (eight years ago) link
I reread the books a few months back. When it was on, it was glorious. There's so much of it to revisit too. Though I guess those Dark Horse reprints are finished now.
― please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Thursday, 1 October 2015 09:16 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/667372532748722176
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 November 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link
context: http://nymag.com/following/2015/11/this-8-month-twitter-roast-is-a-masterpiece.html
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 20 November 2015 16:01 (eight years ago) link
Ferocious tweets flew at Hendren left and right, mainly coming from users @Arr and @weedguy420boner.
Most 2015 sentence ever.
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Friday, 20 November 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link
Could have been 2011 just as easily.
― glandular lansbury (sic), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:48 (eight years ago) link
oh hey, there are some new ones and they're pretty good.
― sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Friday, 15 January 2016 21:28 (eight years ago) link
i just saw!
thank god
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 16 January 2016 03:21 (eight years ago) link
Welcome back.
― hardcore dilettante, Saturday, 16 January 2016 03:42 (eight years ago) link
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04222016
― I've had Eno, ugh (ledge), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 13:07 (seven years ago) link
the preceding FYF comic hit a nerve
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 13:37 (seven years ago) link
50% better than coffee alone
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link
xp yeah, esp "lookin' in the bathroom mirror without drawin' an X in the steam"
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link
really love that he's posting regularly again. once a week seems way more reasonable that his old posting schedule.
― dynamicinterface, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link
I hadn't been reading for a while so I'm catching up and this really made me lol: http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03112016
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link
this recent burst of strips has been excellent.
was wondering if we'll ever see molly again or if she was an analog for the former mrs onstad.
― just her neck. thankig u in advance (stevie), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link
these new ones are good
March 4 2016 is a tick.jpg
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link
Syphilis and corn nuts
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 26 August 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link
I think recent achewoods have been +++++, welcome back into my life beef, ray et al
― beer say hi to me (stevie), Friday, 26 August 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link
"Decapitated By Hernias, calling Robert Pollard"
― beer say hi to me (stevie), Friday, 26 August 2016 13:48 (seven years ago) link
The recent run has been both mostly unheralded and mostly great
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 August 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link
my friend tried to explain who he saw at the bar and his description was "that guy who looks like a real life lyle from achewood"
I got it in the first guess. It was a dude who used to be a tattoo artist working next door to the bar!
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link
in my head lyle's voice sounds just like popeye the sailor man
― davey, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link
*reads thread* HOLY SHIT THERE'S NEW ACHEWOODS
― davey, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 00:09 (seven years ago) link
And they're good!
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 03:39 (seven years ago) link
http://www.eater.com/2016/11/2/13499170/carls-jr-brother-chris-onstad
― mh 😏, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link
Ok, shut down western civilization. We've achieved the pinnacle.
― hardcore dilettante, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link
First time I laughed out loud at something that guy wrote.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link
that was odd even by his standards
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link
I read a good chunk of it until I gave up hope and bailed on it. It seemed to me he was trying much too hard to write comically, rather like a stand-up comic who constantly inserts long pauses in the story in order to pull a 'funny' face and stare at the audience, begging for laughter.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link
Every time I relate to Onstad he throws out some bit of internal cruelty or half-recanted aloofness for the human condition that turns me off until the next moment, the point where someone gets mad rutty with a bank teller
― mh 😏, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link
http://chrisonstad.blogspot.com/2016/12/some-news-to-wrap-up-2016.html
rip, for now
― Clay, Monday, 26 December 2016 08:15 (seven years ago) link
went out on a good note imo
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link
SaniTaco's time is here
― absolute idiot liar uneducated person (mh), Thursday, 26 March 2020 01:54 (four years ago) link
https://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=07202004
https://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=07212004
― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 26 March 2020 02:34 (four years ago) link
http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=10012001
happy 20th anniversary
― Clay, Friday, 1 October 2021 22:02 (two years ago) link
fuck
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 October 2021 22:04 (two years ago) link
feeling old are we
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 October 2021 22:08 (two years ago) link
https://scs-assets-cdn.vice.com/int/guide_comics/htdocs/this-dude-no-mercy-107/1.gif
― sleeve, Friday, 1 October 2021 23:12 (two years ago) link
Weird, I posted a clip from an achewood strip on fb today (where the judge’s verdict is that Lyle is an Asshole), without knowing it was the anniversary. Muss be something in the air.
― "The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 2 October 2021 01:16 (two years ago) link
got some time off next week, might just read achewood for a few days
― gbx, Saturday, 2 October 2021 15:12 (two years ago) link
Or a google drive link if you prefer. Seems more reliable than onedrive https://t.co/pwq3b46hK6— Howling Techie (@Howling_techie) January 3, 2022
complete achewood in pdf form with alt-text, in case anybody wants it
― 龜, Monday, 10 January 2022 02:20 (two years ago) link
wow that rules
― Clay, Monday, 10 January 2022 02:28 (two years ago) link