catalog of songs my baby likes or hates

Your time is going to come - led zeppelin - hate

Somebody bigger than you or I - sons of the pioneers - loves it, which is good, because it would be sad to disown the child when he is this young

Stick it! - golem! - intrigued, but seemingly not in a good way. Trombone will do that to a baby

Maybe he is worried that I might segue from this to third wave ska

Si tu disais - calexico - now asleep. Experiment on pause because I don't need xasthur popping up and ruining this for me

Anything you want - spoon - do not want

Shaken - shiny toy guns - he loves it. God damn it.

There's a blurb for their next album. Shiny toy guns - music for dirty babies.

now that I think about it Robert Plant kind of sounds like a crying baby, no wonder he didn't like it

A pork by killdozer going over far better than I expected

Spork u bastard phone

The wind up bird - tunng is a big big hit

Spazz - the elastic band - aptly named, whether this is a pos or neg reaction is up for debate

Mr. Fingers by Braniac is having an oddly calming effect

A quick one - thrones - Michael attempting to coo along with song, which is an impressive feat for babies and people alike

Gangstas paradise by coolio has officially broken the dreamlike spell of the dulcet tones of thrones

Holy shit does this kid hate coolio wow wtf

Michael loves sparks, so I have decided he can stay. Never turn your back on Mother Earth in particular

this is amazing

He seems ok with David bowies cover of cactus but he's never heard the original so I can't hold that against him

so proud of this young raver, may he plur forever

He is incredibly cute and I am certain his taste in music is brilliant. I will trust this baby in the future for music advice.

English Faggot - Foetus

Well looks like my paternity is confirmed. Super super into it, keeps doing beaming smiles when the pig noises come in, intense wide eyes stares when the droning repetitiveness comes in

haaa

So yeah, I am ruining my child so what.

omg I just had a horrible thought, what if we adopt a baby that can only be soothed by Fleet Foxes

Ok no lie, he is honest to god bobbing his head along with the beat now to Ugly Primadonna by Datarock

What the shit, he has never done this before

you have the coolest baby

Make them apologize - ani difranco

1st half super smiley chattering and happiness, and then halfway through stared over my shoulder into the corner and burst into terrified tears in that creepy way that convinces you that there are ghosts in your house.

This would be less creepy if it wasn't the same corner that I sometimes catch Henry staring into and growling when I am out of the room.

maybe you just have a dead body in the wall

Maybe ani difrancos career is buried there

Now now - St. Vincent - it's hard to really interpret baby emotions but if this isn't total disinterest idk what is.

Hustler -simian mobile disco

And we are back to head bobbing and dancing, like no question about it.

Babies respond to synth bass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLAJ0v_5THQ

Energy Chasms - Krallice

Big eyed and fascinated

Haha I knew you would get the reference dan

After a nap break, going to Kirby sigston - mountain goats is bringing him down from tantrum, so thanks aero

Return to zero - floor

Lulled back to sleep. He is an odd child

So much farting

You're playing him Mr. Bungle?

Nothing to lose - today is the day

Another song that brings out both sing along attempts and what can only be described as the baby shimmys.

Is it possible that da da da - trio is the best song for babies ever? Michael says yes

Photo proof

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m134/johnjusten/296B7F77-C295-4421-BAB5-A97777C77FC2.jpg

Whoops
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m134/johnjusten/296B7F77-C295-4421-BAB5-A97777C77FC2.jpg

Brother drop dead (boogie) - redd Stewart

Full on multi-limb baby jamming

Today has almost made up for the shiny toy guns misstep

a+

haha this thread rules

Hates The Smiths
Loves theme songs to Xanadu and Cabaret, Van McCoy's The Hustle, Joy Division and Queen. Definitely loves Mexican music. Xanadu is the song that comforts her the most. She fell asleep to the OST once.

So much farting

― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Friday, 22 November 2013 06:37 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You're playing him Mr. Bungle?

― deX! (DJP), Friday, 22 November 2013 06:41 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Huge lolz

BTW I wonder if he likes the bassy beat stuff bcz heartbeat noiz?

Today we added:

My mom playing the ukulele
My mom playing the guitar and singing
The mills brothers pretty much across the board

aw

is that likes or hates?

Haha, how sad would it be if it was hates

Nasty boy - notorious B.I.G.

Might be his favorite song yet

Like a drug (sha la la) - Swans

Mixed reaction of soothed and vaguely irritated

Future of the left, across the board, is his jam

Spirits - King Diamond. Huge, resounding success.

Loved Black Dog by Zeppelin right up until the aaaahh Ahhh ahh ahh AAAAAA part at which point he lost his shit in a not at all good way

Nothing starts out a babies day better than "down by the river" by Neil young/crazy horse and Arcturus.

Apparently.

Although "why do fools fall in love" by Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers seems to be just as good really

Baby loves the waitress - tori Amos which I assume means when he starts talking he'll wander around yelling "I believe in peace bitch" or whatever the hell she is howling

Big love today for F.s.t.p. by Harvey milk and "the evil dope" by Phil Phillips.

Insomniac baby dad torture night apparently so hey it's on

The answer to everything might be I hate everything so take these reviews with a grain of salt

"A very public performance" by the UCAllstars, I don't know shit about you but at this moment, you are my favorite band in the whole world

Followed quickly by huge dog Henry who lives in my house and just decided to bark for no reason for 2 minutes your new band name is "i love you but you have chosen darkness"

FUCK

Baby is enjoying valiant thorr which sucks because now I have to listen to stupid valiant thorr

iTunes crash, baby furiosity returned in full effect, technology, anger

I know that most parents fear spinal meningitis or baby plague or kidnap vans but at this moment all of those are trumped by the iPhone iTunes remote taking a shit on me just now, because apparently there is a bill hicks album in my library and that's what is happening

This baby really loves Arcturus. Seriously. Ad absurdum, for the curious. Also scimitar by floor really mellowed him out.

have you tried Babymetal on him yet?

Sorry about that - alkaline trio. Tremendous early results but I don't trust him

I haven't tried babymetal on myself yet so

oh man

Lucretia my reflection repeat play confirms Michael upvote

Dan we are all busy over here eating pears and trying not to throw a tantrum, we don't need to throw an unknown stimulus into the mix

Ok to be fair, Michael is the only one eating pears

Son, I just fed you pears we blended ourselves, the least you could do is try to enjoy dizzee rascal and not fart directly in my face

E.T. (Extraterrestrials) - outkast. Instant mellow baby. Well done tiny person

Please point me to the babymetal thread so I can tell any adherents how wrong and terrible they are

Ok fuck goddamnit this is pretty good:

http://youtu.be/cirhQ8iLdbw

But I found that from a Ned link from 2011 on the jpop thread, the current stuff is eyeball slittingly bad

Example: http://youtu.be/WIKqgE4BwAY

I am sure that this is an unclear demarcation but I feel strongly about it and also I am totally right