how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, GOLD HOOP EARRING?

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乒乓, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 12:59 (ten years ago) link

Michael Jordan picks top pickup team

I love this story so much.

Of the many poster-worthy dunks in his career, Jordan singled out his slam on Patrick Ewing in the 1991 playoffs as one of his favorites. Jordan did a quick spin away from Charles Oakley on the baseline, soared to the hoop and put down a one-hand slam in the face of Ewing's challenge.

Jordan said he thinks about that one "very, very often."

"I told him, Georgetown guys don't block shots, they take charges," Jordan said on the video. "I dunked it on him so hard it was unbelievable. Every time I see him, that's the first thing I remind him of."

Euler, Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link

haha that's awesome. i know ppl have turned on jordan but i love his psychopath self, sitting around chuckling over his ruthless glory like conan on his throne

balls, Thursday, 14 November 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link

otm

Euler, Thursday, 14 November 2013 23:43 (ten years ago) link

he pulls off canadian tuxedo imo

flopson, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link

it has been pointed out that he is cheating at beer pong in that photo which is just so jordan

lag∞n, Friday, 15 November 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)o

am0n, Friday, 15 November 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link

loool

lag∞n, Friday, 15 November 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

boggling at the effort to put this together...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sLAbHud8bQ

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 07:06 (ten years ago) link

oh mmmmaaaaaan

Spottie, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 07:26 (ten years ago) link

college section interesting for seeing him get the ball in diff spots/ways then as a pro. gets the ball and then instant cut or fake then cut opposite way his man's momentum his going.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 07:40 (ten years ago) link

awesome find gd

balls, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 15:10 (ten years ago) link

gonna watch this in like 30 minute chunks over the next week or so

Spottie, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 15:32 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/ASl02XM.jpg

, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 23:43 (ten years ago) link

wut

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 03:31 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/nAhxPic.png

whats the matter champ

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 05:28 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Vy2KL7V.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link

MJ on that offseason diet, ready to ball with Lance in practice

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/q8ma2xn.jpg

, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 12:39 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/MDeYCR7.jpg

MJ was normxcore before normxcore

, Saturday, 10 January 2015 13:03 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7AP-wVCEAEshpk.jpg

ur wondering who wears the ugliest of all jordans, its mike

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

Is that recent where do you even get jeans like that

Do you think he has like thousands of pairs of jeans acid washed to his exact specifications that have been stashed in a room since the mid 90s

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 10 January 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link

i think he has them custom made

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-FpJDDCYAA4mg_.jpg

polyphonic, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 01:00 (nine years ago) link

Smh

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link

Lmao at two cigars do you think that jacket has custom cigar pockets?

brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

mike looking p now there tbh

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

the pockets are for extra burners to call his various bookies

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link

nine months pass...

lol

He looks good with that bucket hat getup

brimstead, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 02:10 (eight years ago) link

2 cigars mandatory of course

brimstead, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 02:11 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

what if mj had that hitler moustache because gambling with just money and assets at stake doesn't thrill him anymore and he wagers on wacky dares sometimes too

slam dunk, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 02:22 (eight years ago) link

"yeah, but you even have to wear the mustache in the underwear commercial, the... whatchacall it karl?"
"Hanes"
"yeah in the Hanes commercial!"
"man fuck you chuck"

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 02:24 (eight years ago) link

seven months pass...

nice bit from the cargo shorts article on wsj
http://www.wsj.com/articles/nice-cargo-shorts-youre-sleeping-on-the-sofa-1470082856

Many upscale golf courses have banned cargo shorts in recent years. In 2012, Michael Jordan was playing golf in cargo shorts at a Miami country club when he was asked to change his pants, according to news reports at the time. He reportedly refused. His agent released a statement afterward saying Mr. Jordan had previously worn cargo pants at the club without incident.

Spottie, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

jfc

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link

eleven months pass...

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/08/nba-michael-jordan-kevin-durant-lebron-james-kobe-bryant

Yes, Jordan thinks he’s better than Kobe.
Jordan does not think he could compete in the NBA right now. Maybe for one game, though.
Isiah Thomas was the toughest player to guard for Jordan.
Jordan says he doesn’t remember hitting Steve Kerr, though Kerr has confirmed this story himself. “I think he ran into me,” Jordan joked.
Jordan’s favorite musical artist is Drake.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:00 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

how creepy is it that michael jordan is still smoking SIX CIGARS A DAY?
https://www.gq.com/story/michael-jordan-cigar-habit

lag∞n, Friday, 13 October 2017 14:12 (six years ago) link

Donald Trump should wear a lone hoop earring

Erotic Wolf (crüt), Friday, 13 October 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOkDD1SXkAEZU2b.jpg

Spottie, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 04:55 (six years ago) link

salute to the king

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 05:12 (six years ago) link

seven months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfvX2bOWsAEueFq.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 15 June 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

eight months pass...

How the fuck do you have bootcut sleeves? pic.twitter.com/6ZfZyQ5bDy

— Minesweeper Account (@DonFeliu) February 21, 2019

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Friday, 22 February 2019 01:18 (five years ago) link

fashion icon

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 February 2019 02:18 (five years ago) link

Bomani Jones @bomani_jones

mike's the only dude who dressed better in '98 than now.

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Friday, 22 February 2019 02:25 (five years ago) link

mike has defined a style all his own, the boot cut life

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 03:34 (five years ago) link

How the fuck do you have bootcut sleeves? pic.twitter.com/6ZfZyQ5bDy
— Minesweeper Account (@DonFeliu) February 21, 2019

ahah. That said his arms are certainly longer than my legs so why not !

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 22 February 2019 13:38 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

bet the eiffel tower can't jump more than 3 feet.

pplains, Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:33 (five years ago) link

terrible place for a hoop. you'd have to scramble over that bitty fence and go fetch the ball off neighboring roofs ALL THE TIME.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link


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