The Australian Zeitgeist Tracking Thread

g30ff sh@w is a w!f3b3@t3r

If thats in the papes why goog it?

one of my best friends is Australian

now say something about dingoes

If thats in the papes why goog it?

I'm not sure it is in the papers officially!

poofter bastard more printable than wif3beater shocker

i manage to avoid nearly all political news these days, but occasionally some fact about the coalition's utterly revolting behaviour leaks through. today it's a woman being forcefully separated from her brand new sick baby.

the coalition are laughing their fucking arses off at australia

fortunate, then, that they're making it the butt of every joke ever

http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/journal/drop-bears-prefer-travellers-says-study.htm#.Uofo-AGJ-Q8.twitter

okay not zeitgeist but should be

they were always 'drop tears' in my family - they'd drop down and tear the shit out of you, said one cousin

oh for fucks sake

http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/bachelor-party-is-what-this-country-needs-20131116-2xnrc.html

U kno, that bachelor Robards guy is apparently some dodgy quack chiropracter anti vaxxer nut.

today's feral scum: 'indonesia scuttles war on people smugglers'

i actually do not know where to start on how fucking moronic that is

I am pleased by the sudden increase in the number of 'FUCK TONY ABBOT' T-Shirts and badges appearing on the streets of Melbourne. Yesterdays' statement in parliament was one of the most moronically tactless attempts at diplomacy I've ever heard. If I were Indonesia I'd be calling clive palmer up and asking to charter Titanic 2, filling it up with anyone who wants to go and aiming it at christmas island.

This is the thread for how shit Australia is getting, not posting eight month old April Fools Day articles kthx Adma.

fair point

also how did you know my ~special nickname~

bitter lols @ pyne doing exactly what i expected him to do

'mater always said i ought to be the minister for education, hawww'

irrelevant anyway, it's not like any of today's children have a future

wait

how come esoj reffed FP in the second post of this thread when it was still sb back then (if it existed back then)?

MOD CONSPIRACY (again)

it was edited in after the fact

still struggling to find reasons for offense in 'pope talk'

still struggling to find reasons for 'pope talk' tbh

irrelevant anyway, it's not like any of today's children have a future

"prove me wrong, kids!"
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/H7wYECUvLE0/hqdefault.jpg

But yes, I agree, there was sadly no surprise at all to Pynes egregious scuttling of Gonski. Wz talking to friend J about this last night (being the AEU research officer as he is) and hes been flat out over all this.

i take the opportunity today to announce the grong grongski funding model

all the funding spent on booze & drugs?

i prefer the bronski model. All assless chaps, all the time.

I will actually cop to thinking that all the stupid posturing by the liberal party pre-election might stop once they were elected, but jesus fucken christ was I wrong, all this ideological horseshit they've been pushing post election really turns my stomach

pyne-style gonski more like destroy social economic mobility foreverski

RIP Holden Commodore, you're going up to see Brocky in heaven now.

I pity all these poor folk unable to get their car serviced by the factory now.

tone sea that massive job losses are a "liberation" for the newly unemployed

right-o tone

tone sez*

one day i'll turn off auto correct

http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/perth-woman-sues-deli-owner-after-drinking-sperm-from-bottled-water-20131219-2znnw.html

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wc fields to thread

'WC' indeed

corky bernardi
corky fucking bernardi
― the ghost of 29 unicycles (haitch), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:46 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i blame the parents

corky bernardi's big bash screed

more like fartky bernarsedi

foney abbutt

man, fuck this so hard

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/10/christopher-pyne-curriculum-must-focus-on-anzac-day-and-western-history

what is this motherfucking idiocy

http://www.theage.com.au/technology/technology-news/the-rise-and-rise-of-dogecoin-the-internets-hottest-cryptocurrency-20140124-31d24.html

Pyne is a shitstain. An utter shitstain.

what is this motherfucking idiocy

the fucken reddit generation