NFL 2013 WEEK X: instructions for when a teammate wants to shit in your mouth

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Manning is now over 3,000 yds for the year and at 32 tds. lawdie

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 22:51 (five years ago) link

wait, we have another opportunity for romo to throw a critical fourth quarter interception in front of a national primetime tv audience today? omg
don't let me down cowboys

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 10 November 2013 23:14 (five years ago) link

sooooooooo if the playoffs were today, in the AFC, the matchups would be:

Wild Cards: NYJ at Indy, Denver at Cincy
First Round bye: Patsies, Chiefs

what a fucking weird season

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 November 2013 00:43 (five years ago) link

This is probably crazy talk, but I think the Panthers are getting really good in the best part of the season to get really good.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 November 2013 01:06 (five years ago) link

Is it me or were one or two of those women who sang the anthem completely in the wrong key?

beard papa, Monday, 11 November 2013 01:30 (five years ago) link

going well so far

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 November 2013 02:58 (five years ago) link

Sproles's last run was insane.

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 November 2013 03:00 (five years ago) link

Another player banging his head :(

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 11 November 2013 03:33 (five years ago) link

"they get the onside kick.. and the next thing you know, it's fourth and 21"

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 11 November 2013 04:07 (five years ago) link

that Dallas series was a magical way to start watching this game

this NO score is basically lol

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Monday, 11 November 2013 04:14 (five years ago) link

yes, that was some madden shit where one player knows all the controls and the other player can't remember how to block passes

Mordy , Monday, 11 November 2013 04:15 (five years ago) link

making mark ingram look like an nfl player is the most comical thing that has ever happened to the cowboys, and there is so so much competition

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 November 2013 04:26 (five years ago) link

still leading the nfc east tho. amazing really.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 November 2013 04:30 (five years ago) link

well, tied now!

Mordy , Monday, 11 November 2013 04:31 (five years ago) link

i imagine rob ryan is pleased

mookieproof, Monday, 11 November 2013 04:36 (five years ago) link

cmon saints you have time, hang 50 points on them

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 11 November 2013 04:36 (five years ago) link

saints should grab ppl out of the crowd and let them take it in turns to take a handoff

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 November 2013 04:38 (five years ago) link

still time for a romo pick six imo

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 11 November 2013 04:39 (five years ago) link

This is probably crazy talk, but I think the Panthers are getting really good in the best part of the season to get really good.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, November 11, 2013 1:06 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If Cam catches fire they can win it all

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 11 November 2013 05:18 (five years ago) link

I mean, who knew DeAngelo Williams was still a good running back?

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 November 2013 05:43 (five years ago) link

I think other than when hurt, Williams was still decent but they split up the carries quite a bit.

Rams d-line is probably the best in football this year. They made the Colts and the Seahawks look pretty bad in the past month, exposing some weak o-lines.

earlnash, Monday, 11 November 2013 05:48 (five years ago) link

deangelo williams has always been a good running back imo. dude gets consistently underrated.

call all destroyer, Monday, 11 November 2013 14:54 (five years ago) link

that was a singularly pathetic performance by the cowboys last night

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 11 November 2013 15:20 (five years ago) link

grudge match KO by porthos the fat musketeer
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYzRC03CEAA9S7N.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 November 2013 15:44 (five years ago) link

I mean, who knew DeAngelo Williams was still a good running back?

― Johnny Fever, Monday, November 11, 2013 12:43 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ive alwyas loved the guy

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 11 November 2013 15:47 (five years ago) link

grudge match KO by porthos the fat musketeer
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYzRC03CEAA9S7N.jpg

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, November 11, 2013 10:44 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol he's drinking a rolling rock

call all destroyer, Monday, 11 November 2013 15:54 (five years ago) link

2 rolling rocks!

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 11 November 2013 15:58 (five years ago) link

big guy earned the right to double fist

call all destroyer, Monday, 11 November 2013 16:02 (five years ago) link

sean lee out for a month. dallas won't be the 8-8 division winner this year i guess.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 November 2013 18:38 (five years ago) link

they should open up the East division to the also-rans in the Central this year IMO

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 November 2013 19:21 (five years ago) link

so they just showed the dolphins owners press conference on monday night countdown, and then came back to the studio show where everyone commented on it except ditka, who literally said "i'll pass"

call all destroyer, Monday, 11 November 2013 23:27 (five years ago) link

oh i guess this is in line with ditka's prior comments on the story, of which i was not aware

call all destroyer, Monday, 11 November 2013 23:28 (five years ago) link

Lots of Fins fans here.

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 00:39 (five years ago) link

matt flynn goes home

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 01:05 (five years ago) link

"oh i guess this is in line with ditka's prior comments on the story, of which i was not aware"

I believe Ditka's comment was that someone should have gotten him a ticket to Fist City, which is a place I wish existed.

Fist City, Pennsylvania (probably the mid point between Philly & Pittsburgh)

Fist City, Idaho (probably way out in the boonies, ATF stay away)

Fist City, Arkansas (Probably right on the Texas/Arkansas line)

Fist City, Indiana (obviously would be in the region around Gary)

earlnash, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 01:29 (five years ago) link

ditka's comment was that he didn't want either martin or incognito on his team. spoken like a true hardass coach.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 01:48 (five years ago) link

loooool @ fat guy TD, right on

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 01:52 (five years ago) link

Coaches in Ditka's era were not exactly Pete Carroll.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lYbWhPDYeY

earlnash, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 01:54 (five years ago) link

tampa has found the one team more fucked up than they are

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 02:27 (five years ago) link

fist city incognitos did ok in arena league

why is it i'm diggin your played out rhyme scenes (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 03:05 (five years ago) link

Missed game, checked espn app - says Fins leading rusher was tannehill with 1 carry for 2 yards. O_O

brand nubian wafers (bnw), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 05:07 (five years ago) link

^^^^

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 05:11 (five years ago) link

i really had a feeling that with all of the players seeming to sing the same song over the incognito martin stuff that miami would drop an us vs world smackdown on tampa in this game, but it is easy to forget that tampa has a competant defense, and they did nearly, sorta, beat seattle last week. it would be p hilarious if schiano took them on a run that did nothing but save his hide.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 13:10 (five years ago) link

half million per game, well played ed

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 19:23 (five years ago) link

Flynn to GB. What an odd career this guy is having.

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 19:25 (five years ago) link

Flynn went on Rumspringa.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 19:45 (five years ago) link

grats Vikes for getting two spots on that infographic

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 22:58 (five years ago) link

weedens feet otm

brownie, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 23:07 (five years ago) link


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