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hoffman awnings are better
they are the talk of the town
they come in all styles and colors
with the best guarantees around

always remember hoffman
call them any time of the day
685-5687
call john today!

Tuvan throat singing at towson tomorrow night:

http://events.towson.edu/event/alash_ensemble_throat_singing_from_tuva#.Un2CZxZeO7c

i saw a Towson University banner ad on DatPiff today

Fuyuki Yamakawa did an amazing Tuvan throat singing thing at High Zero one year

i feel like there should be a third thing in this post but there is not

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2013/11/26/missing-baltimore-man-29-last-seen-walking-from-fells-point-bar-on-friday/

A friend of a friend. From fb:

He has been missing for two days and was last seen in the Canton area. He has a Black Mazda 3, 4 door with Air Force Wings decals on back windshield (also missing) Prayers for his family. Baseball community please share

http://darkroom.baltimoresun.com/2013/11/meet-dale-crites-a-k-a-britneygirl-dale/#1

whoa!

Justin Fenton ‏@justin_fenton 2h
ROBBERY: Dec. 1, 5:10 PM 1200 W. 36th St.(HAMPDEN) 21 y/o victim reported being robbed of a cell phone while making a drug sale

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1455009_10152135070043385_1154103603_n.jpg

Jesus. Another missing friend of a friend.

http://i.imgur.com/U3hy6I7.jpg

has wye river ever shown up in mix tape / gig poster iconography?

it's time for quizzical "news" articles about putting a chair in your parking spot

#baltimorelifehacks

afaict there are a whole bunch of articles and tweets going around referring to the parking spot chair thing as a "chicago thing" or a "boston thing" or a "baltimore thing" when clearly it's just kinda done anywhere where it snows. pretty dumb.

no everything that happens has to be only in baltimore

http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/music/midnight-sun-blog/bs-ae-hopkins-dolby-20140228,0,4292987.story

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2014/03/baltimore_s_rosewood_scandal_wealthy_families_sprang_asylum_inmates_to_be.html

this seems rly obnoxious. ur pizza isn't that great anyway

http://www.iggiespizza.com/The_Rules.html

nice 1995 website btw

UGH . even when i lived near there i would rarely go because i hate all their stupid rules. they act like they hate having customers.

i'd rather eat a flatizza

i've been to iggie's. it was ok. lol at them being butthurt about customers not busing their own tables well enough.

thats why i stick with outback steakhouse. no rules, just right.

are you allowed to throw your food if you don't like it?

i'd rather eat a flatizza

― flatizza (harbl),

co-worker's review after trying a flatizza: "pretty good"

marijuanaland

i have a client who appealed a 90 day sentence from district court for POINT ONE GRAMS. new law doesn't really start until 10/1 but maybe it'll help. such bullshit.

btw does anyone have an illegal link to the nyer article about the jail

Baltimore is a cool ass city =-)

oh my god that nyer article was o_O and I thought of harbl the entire time

Do you have a Kindle? I think maybe there is a way to share the issue? Not sure but happy to try.

i do! what do you need, my email? or does my kindle have an address? i feel like such a mom right now asking these questions

Oh man I am in the same boat but will go try to figure it out RIGHT NOW

OK let's do this. My ilxwebmail goes to some long-dead account, so I'm gonna send you a webmail from my real e-mail address, then you reply, then I'll use that addy for the loan, cool?

You can loan eligible Kindle books to a friend from the Manage Your Kindle page.

During the loan period, you will not be able to read the book that you loaned.

Visit Manage Your Kindle.
In the Actions menu, select Loan this title. If Loan this title is not an option, lending is unavailable for the title.
Enter the recipient's e-mail address. If desired, enter a personal message.

Note: Be sure to send the Kindle book loan notification to your friend's personal e-mail address and not their Kindle e-mail address.
Click Send now.

Eh fuck it falls into the "lending is unavailable for the title" category. Sorry :(

it's ok my webmail is an old address too. we would have been stuck in limbo.

anyone else like watching the liquor board youtube channel? this is a useful article especially #6 http://blogs.citypaper.com/index.php/the-news-hole/top-ten-baltobeerbaron-looks-back-liquor-board/

haha http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/top-lists/best-bars-for-hipsters-in-baltimore/

the one time i went to 13.5 % stephanie rawlings-blake and kima from the wire were there

stephanie lollings-blake

lol that list. really got your finger on the pulse there CBS local!

i think i've been to 13.5% once and i've lived right by it for like half a decade now.

ur my neighbor but not really

'hood neighbors at least!

precariously secured load in w. balt.
http://i.imgur.com/Vu1mgNq.jpg?1

is transmodern fest happening this year? did i miss it? i can't find anything :(

harbl have you seen the NY article on BCDC yet? It is U&K that I discuss with you. We can do it in person, even. Preferably not at the BCDC.

yes. i felt a little bit let down by it because i had already read all the stories about it and indictments so it didn't add anything new for me. i wish they had gotten someone local to write it. i have been in the bcdc & central booking a lot. i was even visiting the day the big news came out!

iirc i was not really successful at visiting that day because of their arbitrary metal detector policies and underwire undergarment fail

yeah I'm guessing there was stuff in the WaPo about the indictments, but I was away and missed all of that. Trying to get my head around "[female] CO had [consensual BUT NOT RILLY] sex with [male] inmate, has baby, rolling on working as CO" thing. It's such a reversal of what I think of as "non-consensual" sex--like, the CO + inmate thing, with female (who under other situations would be considered totally consenting) having sex with man (who under under other situations would be considered totally consenting) is not in situation with female CO sexually assaulting male inmate why because that's how this stuff is legally defined? And the pregnancies, etc. . .

um that could have used an edit, but hopefully you get my meaning. I mean the sitch would be different WOULD IT NOT were it male COs with female inmates, oh I think so.

haha i am having difficulty understanding the question