University Challenge (also featuring Only Connect and other BBC quiz shows)

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That bit where he tried to explain about billy goats and cheese and stuff, aarrgghhhh, I was actively cringing, and that's without even going into the fact that you wouldn't get milk from a billy (male) goat in the first place. If you're going to talk wank on a TV show for smart people, you could at least talk factually plausible wank. Am I right in saying he still hasn't flushed yet and we've got to watch them *again*?

ailsa, Monday, 4 November 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link

His lads took a hammering today but I'm sure he'll be popping up again somewhere.

oppet, Monday, 4 November 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link

I'm fairly sure Paxo just called the Murakami book 'IQ84' rather than 'one Q 84' in a question. Causing me to get the answer wrong!

kinder, Monday, 11 November 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link

he did but i got it anyway ;-)

thought Cambridge was a bit thick but i think to be more fair they just seemed to know nothing outside of their ambits of study

. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link

I got way fewer this week :( although I got 'potassium' when one of them stumbled.
I liked the recipe round! Also Paxo's astonishment at being able to identify a basic sponge cake recipe was a bit
http://media1.giphy.com/media/bRi1sMN9TYwAo/giphy.gif

kinder, Monday, 11 November 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link

yeah i know, if you've only had 1 home economics lesson in your life you probly recognise a sponge mix.

i started off hot and faltered a bit as it went on, kinda reverse Cambridge

. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link

got 8 right. much better than last week. i do tend to snooze off when there's a physics/maths Q though.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Monday, 11 November 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link

Normally I fast forward through the opera questions...

but this one was about football!

i still didn't get any right :(

Number None, Monday, 11 November 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link

That's two weeks in a row I've recognised the classical music buzzer question straight off. Evidently dumbing down because I know nothing bar stuff on adverts or football.

ailsa, Monday, 11 November 2013 23:38 (ten years ago) link

did they do every footballers favourite, the champions league theme song?

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 01:44 (ten years ago) link

They didn't, no :-(

ailsa, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link

Do I get double points for answering correctly where nobody even buzzes to guess? (Toulouse Lautrec)

Mark G, Monday, 18 November 2013 20:23 (ten years ago) link

yass

cozen, Monday, 18 November 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link

"How do you spell 'facsimile'?" was some bullshit.

oppet, Monday, 18 November 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link

nail-biting stuff, although Christchurch deserve to lose for confusing 'one flew over...' with 'to kill a mockingbird'

kinder, Monday, 18 November 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link

Easiest tiebreak question ever. And aye, not knowing To Kill A Mockingbird brought Paxo levels of scorn in our house.

ailsa, Monday, 18 November 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link

"How do you spell 'facsimile'?" was some bullshit.

― oppet, Monday, November 18, 2013 9:11 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I expected Bully to wander across the screen with a dictionary there.

(NonUK people: "Bullseye" was a dart-themed quiz show..)

Mark G, Monday, 18 November 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link

NonUK people in the UK University Challenge thread

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 18 November 2013 23:18 (ten years ago) link

thank FUCK that little twerp and his "entertaining" conferring were eliminated. Got pretty hairy at the end

Number None, Monday, 18 November 2013 23:39 (ten years ago) link

i hate the horror or mock horror when they have to look at some paintings or whatever

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 18 November 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link

i have watched this 3 or 4 times this year not having watched it since i was a kid, i seem to remember getting around the same number of answers at the age of 13 that i do now

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 18 November 2013 23:49 (ten years ago) link

and how does that make you feel?

Number None, Monday, 18 November 2013 23:53 (ten years ago) link

that i used to read books rather than wikipedia pages about football players

just got dope thai food (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 00:36 (ten years ago) link

Paxman gives wrong answer on University Challenge

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 November 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link

fifth most read story on the bbc

iateeogenic illness (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 21 November 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

that did scan as pretty odd but i guessed it was some bohemian german medieaval composer, dvorak answer seems strange too but i don't know enough about dvorak and i assumed it was some strange pseudo-archaic juvenilia

iateeogenic illness (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 21 November 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link

not the first time they've misattributed a classical music excerpt iirc

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 November 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link

that was brutal

I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Monday, 25 November 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link

Argh, fucking Jamie Karran on Only Connect *again*

ailsa, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link

Lol I know. Is it weird that i'm finding them slightly endearing this time? The Qs were way hard this week

kinder, Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link

aye, I only got the connecting wall and the missing vowels, don't think I got anything in the first two rounds other than the lib dem leaders :-( Still not finding him and his pals endearing though. Also they thought Paul Simon was Bob Marley...

ailsa, Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link

I got, like, 12 right or something, but that was cos they had rounds on Alan Moore and pop music.

a beef supreme (dog latin), Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link

oh i was talking about UC

a beef supreme (dog latin), Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link

Argh, fucking Jamie Karran on Only Connect *again*

he looks like an egg, onto which has been drawn boris johnson's face and robert smith's hair, but i don't dislike him. but he needs to stop wearing his futuristic mirrored shades around his neck like he was some nu-rave warrior.

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link

His worrying lack of knowledge of things medical make me terrified of the fact that he's a doctor.

ailsa, Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link

too busy quizzin' to learn obvs

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

Those gobshites again!

kinder, Monday, 9 December 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link

<plays "I can see for miles">

"Is it the Beatles?"

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Monday, 9 December 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link

Another stupid spelling challenge in 'succinct'. And that lot stormed their way to the only connect final.

oppet, Monday, 9 December 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link

There is an interesting inventory of songs used by NASA to wake up astronauts here:

http://history.nasa.gov/wakeup%20calls.pdf

Mental Strong People: The 13 Things They Avoid (soref), Monday, 9 December 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link

<plays "I can see for miles">

"Is it the Beatles?"

― Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo)

TBF I'm equally clueless when it's anything but pop.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 9 December 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link

Funny, the default (noted upthread, or was it in http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&;threadid=25210 ?) is usually The Who.

Mark G, Monday, 9 December 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link

tsk

Mark G, Monday, 9 December 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link

McGrath out to prove

lorde othering (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 December 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link

Steve 'Fighting Fantasy' Jackson on the Christmas special right now.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Monday, 23 December 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link

...and he's never seen Bad Santa.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Monday, 23 December 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link

And they're all hopeless at basic maths. Enjoyed Llwyd's no nonsense way with the buzzer though.

Scuse me while I kiss this guy correspondent (ledge), Monday, 23 December 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link

Given how piss-poor everyone was in the final of Only Connect, if I wasn't so morbidly terrified of people mocking me the way I mock Jamie Karran (seriously, how the holy fuck is this guy a practising doctor - I don't think he's even stumbled within a mile of any answer requiring medical or scientific knowledge), I'd be well up for getting a team together and going for it.

Imagine NONE of them having heard of the Avengers!

ailsa, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link

Is it just me or was he final a bit easy this year? We got both walls completely and nearly all the connections before the one point mark.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 12:20 (ten years ago) link

Aye, us too. Was definitely easier.

ailsa, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link


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