lightweight motherfuckers itt
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link
You have posted 7,992 messages
― how's life, Saturday, 2 November 2013 10:39 (ten years ago) link
Ned has posted a mere 148,514 messages, according to the search function.
― the horse world of the bludgrass (unregistered), Monday, December 17, 2012 2:15 AM (10 months ago)
now he's at 152,927. congrats!
(whereas I've posted a measly 7,235 messages)
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Sunday, 3 November 2013 04:36 (ten years ago) link
Ned only posted 152,927 messages but every one of those messages corresponds to a digit of pi.
― Blecch Dreieinigkeitsmoses (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 3 November 2013 05:17 (ten years ago) link
You have posted 17,088 messages
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 9 November 2014 04:51 (nine years ago) link
is my 17,088th post
You have posted 40,897 messages
― k3vin k., Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link
You have posted 15,481 messages
Feel like I'm slacking
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 12 April 2015 05:30 (nine years ago) link
You have posted 60,137 messages
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 August 2015 08:53 (eight years ago) link
You have posted 60,138 messages
this is 75k
― irl lol (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 August 2015 07:49 (eight years ago) link
http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/tikihumor/wp-content/uploads/sites/37/2014/12/75000-posts-300x199.jpghttp://base.pk/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/75.jpeghttps://aspontesenfeminino.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/cooper-celebrates-75000-visitors.jpghttp://www.smaointe.com/stg/userupload/site2116/cg011_congratulations.jpg
― drash, Saturday, 22 August 2015 09:12 (eight years ago) link
stop, stop, I'm already dead
― irl lol (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 August 2015 09:23 (eight years ago) link
Oh hey
― noe love derp wev (wins), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 00:15 (eight years ago) link
Guess what
My next post after this one will be my 10,000th
― noe love derp wev (wins), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 00:16 (eight years ago) link
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jruH8GUw1fQ/maxresdefault.jpg
i'm ashamed i have not prepared a proper pun for this occasion
― drash, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 00:28 (eight years ago) link
You have posted 9,878 messages
― Treeship, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 20:59 (eight years ago) link
well on my way to the 10,000 club. it would take 51 people at this point to hold me back.
Huh. I just discovered that I've written almost 1,000 more posts under this login (which I've used for less than four years) than I did under my previous login (which I used for twice as long). I've become a verbose muhfuh in my dotage.
― My Whole Existence Is Flan (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 April 2016 02:27 (eight years ago) link
I posted 0.16% of ILX.― you can be happy also (onimo), Saturday, March 19, 2011 9:46 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― you can be happy also (onimo), Saturday, March 19, 2011 9:46 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
up to 0.18% despite (I think) posting less often
― Don't opine. Dead inside. (onimo), Monday, 11 April 2016 20:59 (eight years ago) link
You have posted 33,482 messages
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 11 April 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link
I'm still averaging about 1000 a year which is enough for me
― ciderpress, Monday, 11 April 2016 21:15 (eight years ago) link
Damnnn dude I have only posted 0.0008% of ilx
― Treeship, Monday, 11 April 2016 21:58 (eight years ago) link
54,057
Slowing down in my bored old age.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 06:56 (eight years ago) link
i've only posted 3,470 times but every post inspired another poster to go out and form a post of their own
― a lad of balls (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 09:45 (eight years ago) link
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Saturday, November 2, 2013 11:36 PM (2 years ago)
You have posted 9,610 messages
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 10:15 (eight years ago) link
Treeship and I have each posted about 0.08% of ilx. he forgot to multiply by 100.
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 10:17 (eight years ago) link
ah
― Treeship, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:12 (eight years ago) link
You have posted 10,171 messages
sad i missed that i'd passed through the big 10k threshold, i'll have to wait another ten years or so and celebrate my 20,000th post
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:28 (eight years ago) link
You have posted 9,286 messages
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/04/a1/51/04a151c64fda21655a2c929fb48063ce.jpg
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:35 (eight years ago) link
i'm pretty sure over 1/2 of my posts were from 2013
― Treeship, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:36 (eight years ago) link
You have posted 40,068 messages
― Mordy, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:40 (eight years ago) link
iirc treesh you have some early realname posts inching you even closer to 10k but poss still not over it
http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/news_and_politics/history/2013/06/130607_HIST_JEdgarHoover.jpg.CROP.original-original.jpg
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:42 (eight years ago) link
You have posted 10,000 messages
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link
fwiw that works out to an average of 3.4 posts per day over the past 8 years. also fwiw my 10,000th post was
so so so unbelievably fucked up― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered)
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered)
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:08 (seven years ago) link
ah fuck i missed mine: 10,113
― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:09 (seven years ago) link
21,645
I wonder what the TOMBOT account was up to
― Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link
just under 18,000, according to the search function
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:14 (seven years ago) link
my 10,000th post was
you are pitiful, isolated individuals! you are bankrupts! your role is played out. go where you belong from now on -- to check out sex tape!
― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, September 30, 2016 9:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link
about as appropriate as it was gonna get
― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link
lol
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:21 (seven years ago) link
jesus folks at some stage today im likely gonna hit a significant milestone and i aint crying but i aint exactly proud neither
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 02:46 (four years ago) link
You have posted 72,345 messages
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2022 00:31 (two years ago) link
And that's just under the forksclovetofu moniker. Didn't you travel under a different name for a while before you came back home to this one?
― peace, man, Monday, 7 February 2022 16:33 (two years ago) link
yeah, i think i am officially at six figures here
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:36 (two years ago) link
i have 47,319 as karl malone, not sure about the Z_S era.
all i know is, every single one of them was a fantastic use of my time!!!!!!!!!!!
― Karl Alone music video (Karl Malone), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:40 (two years ago) link
20,565 from this account not sure about total
― chang.eng partition (wins), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:41 (two years ago) link
89,433 on this log in and a few under other aliases I can't account for
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:45 (two years ago) link