"We all start off with rectangles -- with time you'll move on to more complex polygons and before you know it you'll be skinning hypercubes with Grogh."
― Øystein, Friday, 1 November 2013 12:25 (ten years ago) link
"I miss skeuomorphism."
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 1 November 2013 12:30 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/10/28/g290/131028_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 4 November 2013 12:24 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/11/11/p465/131111_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 4 November 2013 12:25 (ten years ago) link
"Bang! Bang! Bang! heh....heh...Bang!"
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Monday, 4 November 2013 12:32 (ten years ago) link
"Skype-ing again, huh? I remember when we had to make trunk calls"
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 4 November 2013 12:46 (ten years ago) link
"This room ain't big enough for the both of us."
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 4 November 2013 12:47 (ten years ago) link
"Look at my walking stick"
― Mark G, Monday, 4 November 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link
"I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!"
― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 4 November 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link
"there are still two important issues we're afraid to mention here!"
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Monday, 4 November 2013 12:52 (ten years ago) link
Dammit beaten to that one
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Monday, 4 November 2013 13:01 (ten years ago) link
"For fucks sake Jonathan will you ever stop writing WALSH on the carpet?"
― nashwan, Monday, 4 November 2013 13:01 (ten years ago) link
"All this time and I never thought to lie down."
― Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 4 November 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link
"Take out the trash! Did you honestly think I'd forget?"
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Monday, 4 November 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link
"It's an elephant gun! Geddit?!"
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 4 November 2013 13:25 (ten years ago) link
"Maybe you can explain why that table lamp has a handle on it like a jug."
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 4 November 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link
"Why is the top half of your body elephant but the bottom half sea lion?"
omg the return of the jug lamp!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 4 November 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link
"And why do we both have ears like bats?"
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 4 November 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/ReturnoftheMackSingle.jpgReturn of the lampYou know that I'll be camp
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 4 November 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link
"She left us son. Just upped and gone just like that. All that time trumpety trumping on about that damned circus...never thought she'd follow it up. Alright well I'm off to the peanut shop again, see you at dinner."
― nashwan, Monday, 4 November 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link
"Don't you know it's September 11? Never forget."
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 4 November 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link
"When I was your age there wasn't even such a THING as elephant incest porn!"
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 03:15 (ten years ago) link
"An elephant never Googles" seems about right
― there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 05:22 (ten years ago) link
like i'd bet even money that or some permutation will be in the three selected
― there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 05:23 (ten years ago) link
"If I'd been born in 1159, when the world was steadier, I might well have felt, at 53, that the next generation would share my values and appreciate the same things I appreciated; no apocalypse pending. But I was born in 1959, when TV was something you watched only during prime time, and people wrote letters and put them in the mail, and every magazine and newspaper had a robust books section, and venerable publishers made long-term investments in young writers, and New Criticism reigned in English departments, and the Amazon basin was intact, and antibiotics were used only to treat serious infections, not pumped into healthy cows. It wasn't necessarily a better world (we had bomb shelters and segregated swimming pools), but it was the only world I knew to try to find my place in as a writer."
― Treeship, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 05:29 (ten years ago) link
"Can you find my dead wife, Ella Phantzgerald, on Facebook?"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 05:37 (ten years ago) link
hahah
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 05:48 (ten years ago) link
"Netscape?"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 06:28 (ten years ago) link
Or "In my day we DIDN'T forget"
― there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 06:38 (ten years ago) link
"That thing will give you whirlpool knees!"
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/11/04/g290/131104_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/11/18/p465/131118_contest_p465.jpg
MOM!!!
― Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 12:55 (ten years ago) link
"has it really been four score and seven years?"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link
What the fuck with ghis one
― there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link
i'm not sure. maybe the mirror is supposed to show the other side of his face? so the left half of his face looks like lincoln but the right looks like some aging guy?
― reckless woo (Z S), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link
i like how baffling it is, though. they should just print the angry letters they get rather than the captions
― reckless woo (Z S), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link
i am having a really hard time seeing that wall join as heading anywhere but in the wrong direction, escher's bathroom shit imo
― golfdinger (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link
the key question for me is, is the reflection in the mirror supposed to illustrate this man's sudden realization that he resembles Abe? or is it supposed to show that he IS Abe?
― reckless woo (Z S), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
perspective being trusted, it's not his reflection tbh
― golfdinger (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link
i mean this is quite clearly a man shaving through the window of abraham lincoln's house
it is a picture of abe lincoln in pajamas with the same bathroom tile walls, hung above the sink
― reckless woo (Z S), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link
honey, do you think i need to shave before going to the theater? mom, can you draw the 3d lines for me again?dad, can you send me money? i can't draw worth shit.
― brand nubian wafers (bnw), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link
"oh boy"
― conrad, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link
"I HAVEN'T FINISHED SHAVING YET!"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
"If I had five minutes to shave, I'd spend four of those minutes sharpening my razor."
― Meine Damen und Herren, Kraf-twerk (snoball), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link
"This Apple iMirror's not working properly again."
― Meine Damen und Herren, Kraf-twerk (snoball), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
"Although my beard is widely considered my signature I feel sure that the public will still be able to identify me, Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States of America, from my stupid hat."
― a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
"darling, abraham lincoln's appearing in the mirror again, and the sink hasn't any tap, and this door has no handle."
― golfdinger (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link