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I dont imagine ive driven a tractor since i started drinking

And dont think it was ever on the road, tho maybe btwn the fields, strictly out the gate and over the road, even then i wouldnt be party to that shit

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:46 (five years ago) link

The aul fella is considering a contract offer to run a couple fishing boats out of cape verde, he tells me. i'll have him keep an eye out if it works out.

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:50 (five years ago) link

I work on a farm but I'm inside doing science not outside doing farming

Wouldn't mess with the tractor guys tho, they dgaf. Like the other day the head of our division had deigned to visit us and almost got clipped by this dude rattling along in a tractor like "OUTTA MY WAY B1TCH I'M IN A TRACTOR" and when Dr bigwig moved aside the dude gave him another mouthful for good measure. And instead of pulling a "do you know who you're talking to" the guy's like yes sir, sorry sir.

There was probably an email went round the next week "could all field staff please ensure that they drive considerately" lol

Jesus (wins), Friday, 1 November 2013 07:16 (five years ago) link

Drove a tractor when I was about 6, a distant cousin was a farmer. Same experience as Louis, I gave the wheel a spin and he had to lock hard to get it away from the ditch. I also fell out the door later cos it wasn't closed properly. Safe times on the Irish farm.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 November 2013 07:32 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

congratulations to the paranoid fraternity who have got some contrived nexus of exfiltration involving maddy into the autocomplete results for the president of the european commission

seven months pass...

A pensioner who manufactured fake detectors which he claimed could locate ivory, bombs and even help find missing Madeleine McCann, has been jailed for three and a half years

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 October 2014 04:59 (five years ago) link

The woman who was this week unveiled as one of the trolls accused of targeting internet abuse at Madeleine McCann's parents has been found dead in a Leicestershire hotel.

Brenda Leyland, 63, was identified as one of the people posting online hate messages aimed at the McCanns, whose daughter disappeared during a family holiday to Portugal in 2007.

Leicestershire Police were called to a hotel in Smith Way, Grove Park in Enderby, Leicester today. A spokeswoman said the death was not being treated as suspicious.

The incident comes just days after she was exposed by Sky News reporter Martin Brunt as being one of the people behind an online campaign of vitriol.

Mrs Leyland was tracked down to her house in Burton Overy, Leicestershire by the crime correspondent and confronted about her online activities.

It was revealed that, using the Twitter handle @sweepyface, Mrs Leyland posted dozens of messages attacking the family.

Footage of the encounter was aired on Thursday. The following day, it was reported that Mrs Leyland had fled her Leicestershire home.

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the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 October 2014 18:07 (five years ago) link

Gotcha!

The Count has shot himself (Tom D.), Monday, 6 October 2014 09:06 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/rank_total

Leaderboard

UK & Ireland Overall

In All Categories Points
1 McCanns are guilty McCanns are guilty 908,488
2 smeagin smeagin 752,294
3 Dr Frank Dr Frank 665,745
4 ksea ksea 516,227

Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 April 2015 19:54 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

This undated photo provided by the Santa Cruz Police Department shows missing Madyson "Maddy" Middleton, from Santa Cruz, Calif. Madyson Middleton was last seen Sunday afternoon, July 26, 2015, riding a scooter outside the Tannery Arts Center in Santa Cruz, a beach town along the Northern California coast. The 4-foot-tall, a 50-pound child, has long brown hair, which was pulled to the side in a braid, and dark eyes. She was wearing a purple dress, black leggings, black flip-flops and a black helmet when she vanished. (Courtesy of Santa Cruz Police Department via AP)

sarahell, Monday, 27 July 2015 19:18 (four years ago) link

Broken-hearted and disappointed, SCPD has concluded the search for Madyson Middleton.

On July 27, 2015, at approximately 7:55 PM, Santa Cruz Police Detectives with FBI Agents discovered a body in a dumpster at the Tannery Arts Center complex, 1030 River Street. While the Coroner’s Office will be responsible to confirm the identity, we are absolutely heartbroken to announce that the body appears to be that of 8 year old Madyson Middleton.
The investigation led to the arrest of a 15 year old male suspect at the Tannery Arts Center complex.
Detectives have sealed off a residence at the complex and are obtaining a search warrant for the apartment. Detectives will process the crime scene for evidence throughout the night.

Everyone associated with this case worked tirelessly in the hopes of bringing Maddy home safely.

sarahell, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 20:57 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/FamousBirthdays/status/598110381819580416

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 22:51 (four years ago) link

haaa

twunty fifteen (imago), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 22:53 (four years ago) link

how did u stumble across this particular piece of seemingly autogenerated content

twunty fifteen (imago), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 22:56 (four years ago) link

https://twitter.com/search?q=to%3Amadeleinemccann%20you&src=typd

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 22:58 (four years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAH you doubted me and I was straight fire otm

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:42 (four years ago) link

u asked if maddy had a twitter account

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:43 (four years ago) link

there are obviously plenty of seo daytripper maddy accounts

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:43 (four years ago) link

I asked if anyone tweeted to maddy!

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:44 (four years ago) link

there's a possibility she could be alive in which case she is only a few months away from being able to hold her own twitter account legally

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:54 (four years ago) link

i am sure that is the case

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:58 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul II?
A: The Pope died a virgin.
Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter
A: Gary Glitter keeps an eye on the children!
Q: What do Madeleine McCann and bananas have in common?
A: Both are flown to England in boxes.
Q: What do Maddie and Liverpool have in common?
A: Both lost in Europe
Q: What do Madeleine McCann and a cheap blow-up doll have in common?
A: Both are fucked and then discarded.
Q: Knock Knock... Who's There?
A: Not Maddie, lol.
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann, and Madeleine McCann jokes?
A: The jokes will get old.
Q: What's worse than asking Michael Jackson to babysit your children?
A: Asking the McCanns to take them on holiday.
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a toaster
A: A toaster wasn't raped and then murdered
Q: What do Madeleine McCann and submarines have in common?
A: Both lie at the bottom of the sea, and are filled with seamen
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
A: A boomerang always comes back.
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan?
A: A tan doesn't disappear until after the holiday.
Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?
A: Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.
Q: What's dead and not newsworthy?
A: Madeleine McCann.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because Kate McCann wanted to kill it.
Q: What's the upside to an expensive family summer holiday in Portugal with the kids?
A: A cheap Christmas.
Q: What do Madeleine McCanns parents have in common with OJ Simpson?
A: They both did it.
Q: Knock knock.... Who's there?
A: Not Maddie. LOL..
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and the girl in Jawbreaker?
A: Jawbreaker was killed by mistake.
Q: What do Madeline McCann and Britney Spears have in common?
A: Both of them are bald with torn up vaginas.
Q: What does plastic clamshell packaging and Madeline McCann have in common?
A: Both are penetrated in the gut with a sharp object then thrown out.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 09:23 (four years ago) link

Renault Megane joke missing.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 09:26 (four years ago) link

eight months pass...

maddy and lee rigby

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:47 (three years ago) link

carhandle ‏@carhandle 24 Mar 2015

Stobart fight back against extremism with a truck named after Lee Rigby (they've also got a Madeleine McCann one)

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:51 (three years ago) link

maddy rigby
picks up the coffee near the church where a sinkhole has been

imago, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:51 (three years ago) link


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