The first thing I open is my fist so I can slap the face of my parents for thinking 3AM is the time to visit for breakfast.
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
toilet bears!
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 00:04 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 7 November 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
Fuck the parents in this riddle
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 November 2022 23:13 (one year ago) link
It’s 3 a.m.
wtf
― jmm, Saturday, 19 November 2022 23:20 (one year ago) link
Also how do I know it's your parents if they're unexpected and how do you know they want breakfast if yr asleep
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 November 2022 23:24 (one year ago) link
Yeah, by the time I know they want breakfast, my eyes and the door are already open. And the question isn't "what was the first thing you opened?"
― Lily Dale, Sunday, 20 November 2022 00:37 (one year ago) link
i assume the answer is a giraffe not gonna read to find out why or how
― ciderpress, Sunday, 20 November 2022 00:47 (one year ago) link