Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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Everyone HAS forgotten my "Dan Perry '08" login name!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Captain-Defensive-Pants

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

capt save a n00b

I'm locked out of the Noise board, Crazee, and when it's done for no fucking reason I don't find addressing it "vindictive."

You're unlocked and I'm adding you as an admin so you can unban yourself

-- roc u like a § (jon@...), October 18th, 2006 1:07 PM. (ex machina) (later)

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

jon 'drew rosenhaus' williams

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Crazee

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20051107/owens_55400.jpg [CONTROVERSIAL CRAZY PERSON EDIT]

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/graph.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

mad accurate

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ok no i can't let this happen. ffs ally, you'd be getting a washed-up back and two half-assed WRs for a starting qb, a goalline back, and one of top 5 WRs in the game.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), October 24th, 2006 5:16 PM. (gear) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

^^ :D

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

also making charts about whether you care about somethin is kinda gay dude, in that amount of time taken you could've made a horrible rash decision for gear to save you from :D

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

: D

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

god nevermind i was trying to make an ascii wang

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

elmo IS gay, lady

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

guys don't make fun of my face, that's what i look like all the time and i am trying to express it in ascii, ask Jimmy Mod about my John Elway resemblance :D

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

"Nightmare On My Street" was done by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince (AKA Will Smith and his DJ friend Jeff), not The Fat Boys. Will Smith is pretty much the polar opposite of fat, so confusing him with The Fat Boys made me giggle.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

E-40 the rap artist coined the phrase captain save a ho.
Where a guy will take care of a goldigger. pay for everything. pay for goldie to get her nails done, hair done, get a cellular hooked up. the guy will be a sucker for the girl and take care of paying for her kids. He will come to the girls rescue like a superhero in attempt to get some play. Dine her and she will take advantage of him. he would actually say I will save a ho baby I am here for you.

Make captain save a ho take care of your kids. make your kids his. it is all part of that take care of me like a superhero with an S on the chest, When I call on the cellular you hooked up, come and save me.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link

5. Captain save a Ho 10 up, 24 down

a guy who trys protecting a ho in a chat room by standing up for her, by supposedly saving her from everyone else calling her names

Everyone was picking on cuddly jen when chad came in and started being her captain save a ho.

by Girl Feb 28, 2004 email it
6. Captain Save a Ho 11 up, 33 down

Someone that comes in when a girl is way drunk and saves them from passing out and trys to make out with them.

Shaniqua was about to pass out and Damien saved her and ate her vagina.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't posted to this thread for yonks.
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-- gem (gemilyinterrupte...), November 5th, 2006.

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gem, im guessing you're not single?
-- not-goodwin (godwin...), November 5th, 2006.

― benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

benrique that is not save-a-cyber-ho-ism, that is more btw-you-are-very-pretty-ist typical of the north american internet horndog species.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i thought of that after posting, but cdn't remember an appropriate thread :(

― benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

HI U R CUET

would've done it.

― benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i would have sex with all this white girls

― the 48 states competition (1939) (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

jblount = #1 save a jon 'spazz' williamz.

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

TIM FINNEY

#1 CAPT SAVE-A-DANCE-HO

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Why don't you go EAT some more vaginas, Mr. Que?!?!?!?!

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...) (webmail), Today 11:12 AM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

sorry Ally xpost that was for the Doctor.

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), Today 11:13 AM. (Mr.Que) (later) (link)

― songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

How is that a save a bro, bro? You missed Dr. Morbius (or someone) telling me I need to eat more cunts last week. Nice try, though, bro!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.petsincredible.com/pets_graphics/Traci1.gif

― songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

It's pretty funny though.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

All noise dudes to ILM: "How DARE you say a woman's music sucks! You say that just because she is a WOMAN and you are a huge MISOGYNIST! GOOD DAY SIR!"

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

All threads about women on ILM are creepy regardless of what direction they go in. 300 posts of lonely internet dudes speculating about Cat Power's mental health = DO NOT WANT

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

true.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Nooooo way, Cat Power threds go from creepy to fucking sick. I don't really like JN, though, so I'm okay with that one!

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

"Nooooo way" = ????

Its fine to dislike JN, but FFS there's an air of creepiness.

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

SHE SUCKS

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i havent check that thread yet, but has don weiner made an appearance yet?

― songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I read about 1/3 of the way down that thread, and gave up, it was so bad & depressing. I scrolled to the bottomom before I hit the back button, and saw that fluxbl0rg man had posted. Fuck if I'm reading it again, unless there's a mod request related to it.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i think im at least partially responsible for destroying the JN thread but i didnt think noise people would care? i really didnt like that thread. but i've learned my lesson about the evils of trolling.

jaymc accused me of actually being dom passantino!! im not btw.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I like Lisa Simpson's new album a LOT, and am consciously avoiding that thread.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't been to ILM in years. maybe i'll pop over.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost http://37days.typepad.com/37days/images/lisa_simpson_1.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

read this: What distinguishes good grindcore from bad grindcore? (4 new answers, last at 12:20 pm)

couldn't bring myself to open any threads.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i know, lindsay. but.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hahah awesome.

well, i guess rape comments are only ok if they involve a photoshopped anime bear and aren't made about cherished female singer-songwriters.

lesson = learned.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

toriamosmeetspedobear.jpg

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

toriamosmeetsnedraggett.jpg

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

there's an album like this every year.

-- don weiner (dandydonweine...) (webmail), November 13th, 2006 4:50 PM. (later) (link)

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

omg someone show me where the vagina-eating is!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

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