DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era

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‘Labour will be tougher than the Tories when it comes to slashing the benefits bill, Rachel Reeves, the new shadow work and pensions secretary, has insisted in her first interview since winning promotion in Ed Miliband’s frontbench reshuffle.

The 34-year-old Reeves, who is seen by many as a possible future party leader, said that under Labour the long-term unemployed would not be able to “linger on benefits” for long periods but would have to take up a guaranteed job offer or lose their state support.

Snipers as a breed tend to be supercilious (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link

what are "these ideas" though really aside from "fight the war fuck the norm" which we already got from zach de la rocha in the 90s

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, agree tho don't hate him just can't discern what his talent is (xxxp)

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link

not sure if brand does even more damage by appearing as a the sort of lefty a right-winger would caricature. i mean that was basically his role on newsnight, as a caricature.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link

it's one of the tragedies of being a lefty that most of us are open to caricature to some degree, when we talk about political beliefs

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

caricature is inherently reactionary and we'd do well to avoid it

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

probably same for a righty tbf

xpost

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

Where oh where are the easily-caricaturable right-wingers?

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

^^

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

righties happily caricature themselves

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

can't imagine any reductive cartoon posture that a Peter Hitchens wdn't happily adopt

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

Where oh where are the easily-caricaturable right-wingers?

in government

lex pretend, Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

anyway, the fact that someone has to be famous to be left wing on newsnight is problematic in itself. the fact that someone has to be utterly removed from politics (with no likelihood of ever being seriously involved in it) to even espouse notions of simple idealism like eg "equality" on bbc.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

i think the main problem is that we've all become victims of the in house drive-by

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

they say "jump", and we'd say, "how high?"

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

anyway, the fact that someone has to be famous to be left wing on newsnight is problematic in itself. the fact that someone has to be utterly removed from politics (with no likelihood of ever being seriously involved in it) to even espouse notions of simple idealism like eg "equality" on bbc.

― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, October 24, 2013 3:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

painfully otm

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

because those notions are deemed the notions of a rockstar, not a politician.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link

I mean the biggest problem the British left has right now is not one of emotional resonance or even economic understanding but a more nebulous "credibility". Obviously the question that follows is "credibility with WHO?" are eventually the people able to bestow that credibility will die off or be seen as irrelevant but yeah it would be better to have these arguments brought into the mainstream by people who don't come over as overgrown children.

You could argue that they're in the mainstream anyway, and that it's the BBC that's behind here.

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link

as one grows up one comes to accept that the poor will always need grinding

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link

no they can grind themmselves.

Mark G, Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link

the rich upgrade to grindr premium

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link

xp No that's not true. You do get left-wing politicians and pundits on Newsnight, albeit drawn from a small pool. They used to employ Paul Mason, ffs, who specialised in covering this stuff.

Brand just proves that a celebrity delivering vague yet stirring we-can-build-a-better-world rhetoric generates more buzz than an activist or union rep trying to get to grips with the details. Of course it's exciting if you sound like a randy cockney version of the guy at the beginning of Kick Out the Jams.

Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link

but yes when you realise that everything you have and own is based on someone else suffering you have pretty much the choice of
1 accepting it
2 denying it happens and do nothing
3 denying it happens and pretend to be doing something about it
4 give all your stuff away

i think voting for whoever/not voting all lie within 1-3 of that spectrum

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

a lot of activists and union reps are not really offering radical alternatives to the status quo tbf

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

Where's Francis Rossi when we need him?

"Living on an Island" is not only a number one jam but a pretty acute pisstake of UK2K13 tbh

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link

hang on, some people really believe that a labour govt would have been worse than the coalition? and that all the recent cross-party arguments about austerity, taxation, etc was a big ruse to get them back so they can stamp *even* harder on the poor than the right? this kind of patter belongs on youtube comments, not here.

sure, labour aren't this knight in shining armour who'll completely save the country but they're the best option and if you really think folding your arms in a big sulk and not voting and letting the tories gallop all over us is the best option we have then pm me, ive got a one way ticket to toytown with your name on it

what was that quote i read the other day, re:'one no better than the other’ logic: "such false equivalencies are beloved by the lazy, the aloof, the cowardly."

NI, Thursday, 24 October 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link

oh, that's why these cunts keep moving further and further to the right

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link

still, at least they're less aggressively racist/classist than the Tories

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link

feel ashamed about sulking now

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link

it's okay russell will cuddle you better

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link

i was gonna post some Labour party policies so i cd be sarcastic about them but i can't find any

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

they invited me to Get Involved tho which was nice

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

oh and there was a bunch of stuff about setting up a British Investment Bank which shd do dynamite on the doorsteps

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

i think ilx needs to start a new party

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

so, what's on the list for an ideal government?
1 fair society
2 inclusive society
3 make lots of cash as a nation (is this important?)
4 do the above without fucking over other nations (yes? possible?)

3 seems to be the driving force of a lot of the negative stuff

^ sarcasm (ken c), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link

5. Also don't fuck over future generations / penguins

poor fishless bastard (Zora), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link

BUILD SOME FUCKING HOUSES

Alba, Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link

Labour win Dunfermline from the SNP for Holyrood. http://www.scottishelections.org.uk/scotland/hby/dunfermline.php

badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Friday, 25 October 2013 08:19 (ten years ago) link

From a by-election caused by the imprisonment of the former SNP candidate for being a serial wife beater, so I wouldn't read too much into it

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 25 October 2013 08:28 (ten years ago) link

Welllllll if a Tory got thrown into pris for something similar, it wouldn't change the electorate in that constit.

Mark G, Friday, 25 October 2013 09:53 (ten years ago) link

Think a few more might vote UKIP but you could be right. Also this story was all over the Scottish press for months on end, questions in Parliament, the lot - even if no-one in England has heard of it.

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 25 October 2013 10:00 (ten years ago) link

What is this 'Scotland' of which you speak?

Hamburglar's smiling too (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 25 October 2013 11:14 (ten years ago) link

Well it used to be part of something called the United Kingdom (I know, silly name) until they had a referendum sometime next year

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 25 October 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link

Also, having relatives in the area, I understand the Labour candidate's major policy was to run a consultation of keeping three schools open and this is what most locals think won her the election.

The same three schools she voted to close when she was in the council back in May this year, separately voted against an SNP effort to have a public consultation on, and ridiculed parents petitioning for the decision to be reviewed as single issue local nutters in the press.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link

She sounds tailor made for politics.

grown-arsed man (onimo), Friday, 25 October 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link

Something we started that might interest some on this thread: https://www.facebook.com/spoilyourvoteuk

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Monday, 28 October 2013 11:56 (ten years ago) link

Looks like the government has lost its appeal over the Poundland/workfare thing, which makes this the second time in two days they've lost an appeal on some back-of-a-fag-packet policy that turned out to be totally illegal.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:08 (ten years ago) link

What was the other one?

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:08 (ten years ago) link

Something we started that might interest some on this thread: https://www.facebook.com/spoilyourvoteuk

― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Monday, 28 October 2013 11:56 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aw I was gonna put something like this into my novel :D

Good idea but I think it could go further. How, I don't know.

light will have borne the eternal thing (imago), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:10 (ten years ago) link


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