Will Greg Oden ever step on the court and play for The Miami Heat?

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upper body of a 25 year old, knees of a 95 year old, face of a 55 year old

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 24 October 2013 04:04 (ten years ago) link

this guy makes me so sad

― lag∞n, Thursday, October 17, 2013 12:23 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

admire ur restraint, u were the guy going durants the truth in 07, oden aint shit, u could gloat now - but such gentle humanism from lag∞n... damn

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 24 October 2013 04:16 (ten years ago) link

this is why ilhoops is a gentle oasis in the desert of unchill haters that is ilx

shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Thursday, 24 October 2013 10:33 (ten years ago) link

lol he looked so shook blowing on his hands over and over

lag∞n, Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link

just thinking abt ades comment and its understandable that teams would want to take the center over the wing even tho durant was p obvs a generational talent, i mean it was the wrong decision but its understandable, but then just thinking like the blazers gave oden a check up before they drafted him, they knew one of his legs was wildly shorter than the other which is really well known to cause all sorts of injury up and down the body, and they still drafted him, that is insane

lag∞n, Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link

Haven't seen this much excitement about a normal dunk since a girl did it.

polyphonic, Thursday, 24 October 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

Will Greg Oden ever step on the court and play for The Miami Heat?

does preseason count

By the terms of the thread title, it would appear the answer is yes.

Aimless, Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

preseason def does not count and i will tell you why, everyone involved in greg getting that one min playing time admitted that he wasnt nearly game ready and it was just for fun, ie it wasnt real playing time cause it wouldnt have happened in a real game, also it doesnt count cause it wasnt a real game, might as well give him credit for scrimmages or practicing free throws

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

he played

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 00:56 (ten years ago) link

how the hell are the Heat losing by 32 to Washington in the 2nd quarter

frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2014 00:57 (ten years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/hL2LdUXDVUm

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 00:59 (ten years ago) link

So far, he's played 2 minutes in the first half. 1-1 for 2 points and 1 rebound, so his per 36 is looking awesome!

Aimless, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:01 (ten years ago) link

uh, i know we're losing by 120 to the f--g wizards, but . . . oden!

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:02 (ten years ago) link

~bizarre feelings~

Clay, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:03 (ten years ago) link

just go with your feelings . . .

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:03 (ten years ago) link

he's the only player with a positive +/- right now

frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:03 (ten years ago) link

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/833731537.gif

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:04 (ten years ago) link

p good rebound tbf

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:04 (ten years ago) link

this is too real for me

Clay, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:05 (ten years ago) link

uh oh

Kirk Goldsberry ‏@kirkgoldsberry 2m
LeBron/Oden pick and roll looks like a real thing

Mike Prada ‏@MikePradaSBN 2m
Man, LeBron/Oden pick and roll. He looks spry.

netw3rk ‏@netw3rk 2m
ODEN LIVESSSS

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:06 (ten years ago) link

Dean Oliver ‏@DeanO_ESPN 2m
NBA: Uh oh. Greg Oden looks like he could be another top 10 player. Not quite on same pg w/teammates yet. But he's looking good.

lol everyone calm down

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:08 (ten years ago) link

i wish it was my job to just prognosticate wildly

Clay, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:08 (ten years ago) link

lol everyone calm down

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:10 (ten years ago) link

NBA: Uh oh. Greg Oden looks like he could be another top 10 player the greatest center in the history of professional basketball. Not quite on same pg w/teammates level with wilt chamberlin yet. But he's looking good almost there.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:11 (ten years ago) link

oden 2-2 for 6 points and 2 rebounds in 4 minutes, his PER is like 40

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:13 (ten years ago) link

he'll play, probably starting around christmastime. juwan howard found some garbage time minutes for them

― k3vin k., Tuesday, August 13, 2013 3:54 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark

pretty close to nailing it.

Clay, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:16 (ten years ago) link

i guess it was joel anthony who was keeping him from finding minutes all this time

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:20 (ten years ago) link

starting the second half!

Clay, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:24 (ten years ago) link

he looks good, seriously. moving well.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:26 (ten years ago) link

hell be out for the season by the end of the 3rd, dead by tomorrow rip greg

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:29 (ten years ago) link

but then he'll return as zombie-oden and pulverize hibbert in the eastern conference final.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:37 (ten years ago) link

I truly hope this isn't just some bi jackson with the white sox shit

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:57 (ten years ago) link

BO Jackson, christ. Although...

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:58 (ten years ago) link

the untold story

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:59 (ten years ago) link

I want him to be good but at the same time f the heat so I'm cool with him sucking or maybe even like spraining a wrist or something minimal

Spottie, Thursday, 16 January 2014 06:34 (ten years ago) link

the untold story

― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 15, 2014 8:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

lol

Hungry4Ass, Thursday, 16 January 2014 07:11 (ten years ago) link

haha

Spottie, Thursday, 16 January 2014 07:12 (ten years ago) link

still sticking with "No, Oden will not play a single minute for The Heat."

hang son doong (am0n), Thursday, 16 January 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link

lol Spottie

Nhex, Thursday, 16 January 2014 20:44 (ten years ago) link

http://i.minus.com/ibqRe4xwxiZ6rO.gif

, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 11:00 (ten years ago) link

Irony is that people thought that both players in that play might never step foot on the court again

, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 11:00 (ten years ago) link

his elevation wasn't outstanding, but his timing was spot on

Aimless, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 18:16 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

hello

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bo7uJekCEAAdctp.jpg

moullet, Saturday, 31 May 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

i thought of this thread when he was lumbering around on the court, picking up a foul on an overexcited block and jackson and van gundy were arguing about if he was ever a good #1 pick
felt like the definition of garbage time but hey, he's wearing the hat now

So, how many minutes per game did he average in the regular season? and in the playoffs?

put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Saturday, 31 May 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link

2013-14 Regular Season 23 gp 9.2 mpg
2013-14 Postseason 1 gp 5.0 mpg

fit and working again, Saturday, 31 May 2014 18:25 (nine years ago) link

ty. seems like a fairly light contribution for the money, but it's about 3x what the most optimistic ilhor (me) predicted.

put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Saturday, 31 May 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOHqTOcG658

, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 12:53 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

cut today from the jiangsu dragons roster, "Oden's inability to catch on with the Dragons likely signifies the end of his professional basketball career."

best of luck, old man

claythebadposter (Clay), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 06:05 (eight years ago) link

uh oh

Kirk Goldsberry ‏@kirkgoldsberry 2m
LeBron/Oden pick and roll looks like a real thing

Mike Prada ‏@MikePradaSBN 2m
Man, LeBron/Oden pick and roll. He looks spry.

netw3rk ‏@netw3rk 2m
ODEN LIVESSSS

― lag∞n, Thursday, January 16, 2014 1:06 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dean Oliver ‏@DeanO_ESPN 2m
NBA: Uh oh. Greg Oden looks like he could be another top 10 player. Not quite on same pg w/teammates yet. But he's looking good.

lol everyone calm down

― lag∞n, Thursday, January 16, 2014 1:08 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nomar, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 06:24 (eight years ago) link

"Basketball-wise... I would love to keep on playing but I think you need to be able to run up and down the floor?"

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Monday, 13 February 2017 16:16 (seven years ago) link

praying that Jabari Parker doesn't wind up the next Oden

frogbs, Monday, 13 February 2017 16:30 (seven years ago) link

ACL tears are a different beast.

Spottie, Monday, 13 February 2017 17:23 (seven years ago) link

Damn! I saw this revive and wondered morbidly if it was an RIP revive.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 13 February 2017 20:18 (seven years ago) link

Still think he had gigantism and they covered it up

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 01:49 (seven years ago) link

wld be p incredible if portland drafted a known giant with uneven legs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 01:51 (seven years ago) link

By "they" I mean oden's agents/family

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:01 (seven years ago) link

Boban has to have acromegaly right

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:02 (seven years ago) link

but the blazers cldve tested for it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:11 (seven years ago) link

due diligence for a guy who at 18 looked like lebrons dad and all

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:12 (seven years ago) link

in the northwest we grow up with the stories of paul bunyan and do not fear gigantic men

Clay, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:18 (seven years ago) link


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