The Counselor = Cormac McCarthy + Ridley Scott + (Fassbender + Pitt + Cruz + Bardem et al)

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movie set in el paso = sold.

caek, Thursday, 24 October 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link

Wasn't terrible, nor particularly good. It depends how you react to the way Cameron Diaz takes over the movie...

Cormac McCarthy sure writes some unfortunate sex talk tho. And I looked at a few pages of the published screenplay, it's longer and more embarrassing there.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 October 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link

Pitt doing cocksure lowlifes p well these days. Also Bardem looks like John Cassavetes in a fright wig.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 October 2013 00:46 (ten years ago) link

I thought No Country For Old Men was weak and obvious, lacking fire

you can put this guy in the fire

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 October 2013 00:47 (ten years ago) link

i don't think he quite "gets" mccarthy (though maybe this film is terrible). and the novel NCFOM is a tight, excellent thriller w/some interesting themes made into a greater movie.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 24 October 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link

McC gets "gotten" a little too clearly in this film; Cruz:Diaz is very madonna:whore.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 October 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link

(although a madonna who enjoys cunnilingus)

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 October 2013 00:56 (ten years ago) link

Analogy in my head is how De Palma did great with a Mamet screenplay (The Untouchables) vs. Mamet directing his own material. In this case, it's McCarthy putting his material front and center vs. handing it off to the Coens.

No Country for Old Domino, All The Pretty U-Turn?

Lover (Eazy), Thursday, 24 October 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link

There are some crisp lines, and Rosie Perez has a real good scene, but this material isn't anywhere near NCfOM level.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 October 2013 01:02 (ten years ago) link

Bilge has it just about right (dammit, i shoulda come up with Brian Grazer, if Hollywood freaks were ever much in my head):

http://www.vulture.com/2013/10/movie-review-the-counselor.html

so yeah, ppl expecting a Tony Scottish movie will be kicked to the curb by this one. GOOD.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link

i don't think he quite "gets" mccarthy (though maybe this film is terrible). and the novel NCFOM is a tight, excellent thriller w/some interesting themes made into a greater movie.

Pah. I haven't seen The Counselor, but I'll take any opportunity to try to puncture NCFOM's balloon. The novel is neither tight nor excellent, it's hamhanded and uncommitted to its genre. (The Road is much better as a genre piece, because it does commit.) The Coens' movie has most of the same problems as the book, imo. But it takes less time to watch than read, so an improvement on that count at least.

I love McCarthy when he's good, recoil from him when he's overblown, and the problem is that he's usually both within the space a few pages or paragraphs. That said, Blood Meridian is an amazing piece of sustained writing. Barely a false note in it.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link

(Also, No Country is the one where McCarthy's assorted prejudices are most naked and unredeemable.)

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link

The novel is neither tight nor excellent, it's hamhanded and uncommitted to its genre.

seemed like average Stuart Woods airport potboiler

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link

film was a def improvement

this one's pretty nakedly 'reactionary' too, but as BE says evrything's so symbolic it's not as directly offensive.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link

Always amusing to me when serious novelists finally dip their toes into films and realize, jeebus, there's a lot more money for a lot less work! See: Richard Russo, Michael Chabon ...

xpost Agree on Blood Meridian. Fuck a film adaptation, that book is a marathon of literary violence.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 October 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link

Pah. I haven't seen The Counselor, but I'll take any opportunity to try to puncture NCFOM's balloon.

http://i.imgur.com/gowD7A0.gif

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 24 October 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link

Agree on Blood Meridian. Fuck a film adaptation, that book is a marathon of literary violence.

yeah he'll never top it

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link

good god such a great book

the rofflestomper (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link

ncfom is such a good book. God damn what a classic.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link

Every movie's like, cheetahs on a gold leash.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 25 October 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link

DICKDICKDICKTORINO

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 October 2013 02:55 (ten years ago) link

HEY WRONG THREAD

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 October 2013 02:55 (ten years ago) link

critical roundup of alleged thread topic

http://www.fandor.com/blog/daily-ridley-scotts-the-counselor

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 October 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link

i was kinda trepidatious going in but i really dug this! if someone had told me in advance that there was a scene-stealing john leguizamo cameo, i wouldn't have been worried. it's very mccarthy, so much so that im not sure ridley knew what to do with it at times. but it's good.

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 26 October 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link

i guess the "insanely verbose" dialogue doesn't annoy as much if you accept that all the characters (cept those drips Fassy and Cruz) all sound like CM, the way Woody Allen characters sound like him.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 October 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link

also ppl couldn't follow the plot, wtf?

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 October 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link

ncfom is flawless and p much without a view on morality imo

drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 October 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link

$8 million weekend, even worse than expected

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 October 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link

Even with Brad Pitt, does the multiplex crowd really want to see a movie that gives the impression of being another No Country For Old Men?

a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Sunday, 27 October 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link

now with pretty movie stars dying horribly

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 October 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link

on my way out this really country white chick was saying to her bf "... i wouldnt have even wanted to see it if brad pitt wasnt in it!"

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 27 October 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link

A friend/colleague just told me that its more fun to analyze than it is to watch.

a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Monday, 28 October 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link

Andrew O'Hehir, not at all prone to hyperbole

http://www.salon.com/2013/10/26/meet_the_worst_movie_ever_made/

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 October 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link

(you shdn't read that if u intend to see. also he just gets some of the narrative WRONG i bleeve)

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 October 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

Heh. The same friend I was just talking to referenced that review.

a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Monday, 28 October 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

so this is basically breaking bad except with the actual human beings replaced with blinged-out thriller caricatures?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 28 October 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link

i cant tell if your asking b/c uve seen it or bc u havent

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 28 October 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link

i've seen the trailer

that may be enough

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 28 October 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link

I liked the sort of stillboen quality it had

Don't get me wrong, it will not be in my top 40 films of this year

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 October 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link

I shouldn't have been STOKED

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 28 October 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link

A solid B. but yeah: almost more fun to think about than watch.

Reviewing tonight, will post when it runs.

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 28 October 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link

the cheetahs look cool, might see it just for the cheetahs

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 02:10 (ten years ago) link

On my way to a 9:50 show.

Bailey (Collins) Lover (Eazy), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 02:20 (ten years ago) link

Loved it, basically.

"Redemption" is the most overused word and concept in Hollywood today, and here's a story with no opportunity for it. Plus, the movie is all consequences to decisions that we barely see--we're just seeing the aftermath.

Would be very interested in hearing how the movie goes over in the Southwest and in Mexico.

Also found the most moving scene (vague here, not spoiling) was a moment late in the movie when he's most alone and most in danger and discovers that he's actually not alone and has something in common with a huge chunk of society, at least south of the border.

Bailey (Collins) Lover (Eazy), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 05:38 (ten years ago) link

"Don't even think i'm making this up. You can't make this up," Bardem's character says about the car-fucking, but the same thing holds true time and time again in the stories in the 'drugs, murder, and mexico' thread.

Bailey (Collins) Lover (Eazy), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 06:01 (ten years ago) link

This review basically spoils everything but makes the case for it being better than 12 Years A Slave as stories of unstoppable cruelty.

Bailey (Collins) Lover (Eazy), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link

oh hey I just figured out what was on that DVD

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

lol

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link

what'd you think he was crying about? Bunheads being cancelled?

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link

psyched

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 23:16 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I'll be checking out the longer cut. Hopefully there's not more of *that* scene.

ryan, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 23:48 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

this was terrible imo. everyone in it is miscast, save maybe penelope cruz. the dialogue is the major problem, a brisk no thank you sir to the extended cut

johnny crunch, Saturday, 5 April 2014 18:38 (ten years ago) link

More like michael miscastbender and javier boredom and brad shit in this one, thanks for nothing boremac mcsharty

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 5 April 2014 19:26 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

so who has watched the expanded version, and...?

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:32 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Eszterhas scripts are better.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 30 August 2014 02:30 (nine years ago) link

six months pass...

Four-hour commentary track.

with HD lyrics (Eazy), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

seven years pass...

HBO Max has the extended version (20 minutes longer), though you have to search under extras to the page to find it. Much better than the original cut.

Reminds me structurally of Gomorrah as far as a collage of how many people have jobs to make a smuggling operation happen.

The self-titled drags (Eazy), Friday, 5 August 2022 04:24 (one year ago) link

Yes, that was the most canny thing about the movie: the way that the scenes of abstract philosophical speech were interspersed with scenes of people going about the operation with minimal or functional dialogue, a really striking contrast.
One of my least favourite things in this is the trope of the powerful evil guy who says, "I know you don't want me to do this evil thing, but fate makes it inevitable". There's a lot of interesting stuff in this movie, but I'm not convinced its moral compass is any more evolved than Mötley Crüe's "Dr. Feelgood".

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 5 August 2022 17:53 (one year ago) link

I love this movie. I own the director's cut Blu-Ray. I don't need an evolved moral compass from a movie whose entire message is "fuck around and find out."

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 5 August 2022 20:41 (one year ago) link

I should rewatch this.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 5 August 2022 20:42 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

I watched the 138 minute cut. Somehow I had completely blanked on both the movie and McCarthy's connection -- total "wait, what?!" when his name appeared.

Cormack McCarthy filmed as a big, expensive capital-G Giallo sure sounds like a great idea, but every director eventually misses threading that needle of misunderstood masterpiece or camp classic. It's manic and feeds off of its own energy now and then, but I think I like the writing about this more than I do the actual film.

"Bardem looks like John Cassavetes in a fright wig." -- I miss Morbs.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 10 January 2023 07:46 (one year ago) link


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