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HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:29 (ten years ago) link

;-)

Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link

walsh innit

Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link

Nobody wins with meta.

― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 15:48 (3 years ago)

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link

ronan has a show?

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, October 23, 2013 3:26 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just starting

i didn't know one could be so smug so young it's sort of impressive

― HOOS it because...of steen???? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver)

drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 October 2013 11:02 (ten years ago) link

It's a huge call to drop either of them though and I don't think Moyes has the balls

― Number None, Saturday, October 26, 2013 9:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

little busquets made of tiki-taka (imago), Saturday, 26 October 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link

This Pedroia fluff right now is making me gag.

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, October 26, 2013 10:11 PM (2 minutes ago)

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Sunday, 27 October 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link

"I would"

― Doran, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:09 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

these guys seem pretty good

― ienjoyhotdogs, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:21 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nebby yolo (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link

oh dang i love those booties

― just1n3, Tuesday, November 5, 2013 10:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 05:26 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

My wife wants to know where you got it

― dan m, Friday, November 22, 2013 10:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Saturday, 23 November 2013 03:58 (ten years ago) link

nakh to thread

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:06 (ten years ago) link

i think i may have hit it four times? maybe a couple more that i've forgotten durnk.
― mookieproof, Sunday, 7 November 2010

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Monday, 25 November 2013 12:11 (ten years ago) link

Anyway, I vote Twat.

― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, November 25, 2013 3:59 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ward Fowler, Monday, 25 November 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link

xp I think I'll do that, drugs

― Rong Male (wins), Wednesday, December 4, 2013 1:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link

(I wasn't sure if that was intentional, but I thought it was funny either way)

elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link

What is this BJ?! It's terrible!

― Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, November 20, 2013 1:58 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the late great, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

that is a big angry cock

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, January 5, 2014 1:32 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

StanM, Sunday, 5 January 2014 00:45 (ten years ago) link

i would like blow a lot more if it had a harder climax

― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Monday, January 6, 2014 11:09 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spottie, Monday, 6 January 2014 20:11 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

gay had 41 tonight???

― k3vin k., Tuesday, January 21, 2014 10:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 03:53 (ten years ago) link

But I drained at least two and a half boxes of those tubes without shame b/c they were easy on my flayed and cauterized throat scabs.

― Je55e, Wednesday, January 22, 2014 11:42 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i have to think this was deliberately phrased to appear in this thread

j., Thursday, 23 January 2014 05:57 (ten years ago) link

up at home, down at work

― sleeve, Friday, January 24, 2014 12:00 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just (Matt P), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:26 (ten years ago) link

[...] I want my BM to sound like machine gun fire in a blizzard, [...]

― Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Tuesday, February 4, 2014 3:53 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lunchtime tiara (DJP), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:24 (ten years ago) link

(genuine lols here DJP)

the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:26 (ten years ago) link

(edited)

dunno what i tried first time round but this time it was "sex". didn't last a minute

― lex pretend, Wednesday, January 29, 2014 9:35 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

soref, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link

(I'm assuming that everyone saw that, but passed over it because it was just too obvious? But anyway, for posterity's sake)

soref, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

well, just a lot of women getting butchered all around. i'm not saying it's wrong, just weird and worth thinking about.

― contenderizer, Wednesday, February 19, 2014 11:02 AM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark

Mordy , Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:03 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I do not ever purposely lend impetus to my farts when I am in a public place. I do not go to great lengths to suppress them, either. I let nature take its course with minimal interference, but under the right circumstances I will make a bit of effort to mitigate them.

― Aimless, Monday, March 10, 2014 5:19 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ogmor, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:15 (ten years ago) link

Falcons filled some serious holes yesterday.

― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Wednesday, March 12, 2014 10:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 15:15 (ten years ago) link

I'm into yurts

― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, March 13, 2014 3:35 PM

mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 01:17 (ten years ago) link

haha hey not fair

goole, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:43 (ten years ago) link

meta-out-of-context

mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:46 (ten years ago) link

I was in a hospital recently and there was a sign that said "YURT THIS WAY" and if you looked down the hallway there was indeed a yurt

, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:47 (ten years ago) link

i . . . yurt myself today

mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 02:48 (ten years ago) link

ooohoooooh looo-ove yuuuurts

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 March 2014 02:51 (ten years ago) link

Here's the picture of the yurt sign at the hospital

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/pphotos/yurt.jpg

, Friday, 14 March 2014 03:16 (ten years ago) link

otm

mookieproof, Friday, 14 March 2014 03:19 (ten years ago) link

i don't understand that at all

goole, Friday, 14 March 2014 03:51 (ten years ago) link

no exit, only yurt

j., Friday, 14 March 2014 03:59 (ten years ago) link

lol all you

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 14 March 2014 04:06 (ten years ago) link

yurt place or mine

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 March 2014 04:20 (ten years ago) link

A circular tent of felt or skins on a collapsible framework, used by nomads in Mongolia, Siberia, and Turkey.

He was greeted by dune buggies, which then took him across a lunar landscape for five hours to a collection of yurts, or Mongolian tents.

I don't get it.

, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:53 (ten years ago) link

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i don't understand that at all

― goole, Friday, March 14, 2014 11:51 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

That was hanging in this hallway that led to a Yurt. I guess people must have always mistaken it for an exit and found themselves in a yurt instead

, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:56 (ten years ago) link

I just found an explanation online

Let us start on a tour of Shanghai Un1t3d F4m1ly H34lthcare Hospital (UFH). Upon arriving at the front gate, before you enter the hospital front door, on the left you will find the yurt. The yurt is a white, tent-like structure used for hospital-wide meetings, lectures, and special events. Originally, tribal Mongolians use the yurt as their houses. Why did Shanghai United Family hospital build a yurt? Well, this is actually tradition. When the first branch of UFH opened in Beijing, the founder had constructed the yurt. In which case, let us continue on the hospital tour.

, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:57 (ten years ago) link

I g00gl3pr00f3d that because I didn't want people to google 龜 and find a yurt

, Friday, 14 March 2014 05:57 (ten years ago) link

uighurs gonna uig

goole, Saturday, 15 March 2014 14:29 (ten years ago) link

lol

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 16 March 2014 21:27 (ten years ago) link

FUCK THE SIGN, WHERE IS A PICTURE OF THE YURT?

imago draggin' (The Reverend), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:18 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vsTRfeM.jpg

his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:23 (ten years ago) link

whoop whoop

imago draggin' (The Reverend), Monday, 17 March 2014 02:26 (ten years ago) link


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