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-- to scour or to pop? (papiermachealamphibia...), February 2nd, 2007.

-- to scour or to pop? (papiermachealamphibia...), February 1st, 2007 6:10 PM.

Woah, I was under the impression that time flowed in a straight line.

― The Reverend Rodney J. Greene in a DIE BLIPSTER SCUM! tee (R. J. Greene), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

not across the atlantic, it doesn't! :-D

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:16 (seventeen years ago) link

how is the future and have you had sex yet?

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, it's bright and it's orange!

Oh, and as for the future...

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Video's been removed :(

What wa it? Was it something scary?

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:32 (seventeen years ago) link

*was

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Paris and her sister were dancing and Paris said ""we're like two niggers"

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I still enjoy the work of the following utter scumbags:

T.S. Eliot
Leni Riefenstahl
Ezra Pound
Jonathan Swift
Mick Jagger
Paris Hilton
Sizzla.

That is all.

― It's Tough to Beat Illious (noodle vague), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:50 (seventeen years ago) link

blowing mountains of coke with disgusting rapists are just too revolting

what rapists?
wtf

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 2 February 2007 03:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Joe Francis, from Wikipedia:

"In March 2004, a Texas college student accused Francis of raping her in his Miami hotel room. She alleged that he had drugged her and had sex with her because she woke up the next morning in his bed and could not recall the events of the previous evening. Francis reported that he had consensual sex with the woman. The state attorney's office declined to press charges and noted that a blood test did not show any evidence of drugs[15]. Francis has sued his accuser for over $25 million - plus sixteen dollars - for defamation[16]; the $16 representing the breakfast she had and charged to the hotel room after the alleged rape."

― clotpoll (Clotpoll), Friday, 2 February 2007 06:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha, like the founder of Girls Gone Wild would do such a thing.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 2 February 2007 07:32 (seventeen years ago) link

T.S.Eliot is a near-unforgivable shit, have you read his 'Function Of Criticism'?

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 2 February 2007 08:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Jonathan Swift

Seriously WTF?!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 2 February 2007 09:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah I was a bit off on Swift, but hey, that's the booze. I bet he was still a right Tory git tho.

― It's Tough to Beat Illious (noodle vague), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Curious that Claudine Longet hasn't come up in this thread. At least I think it's curious.

― dlp9001 (dlp9001), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2818928

― a.b. (alanbanana), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

sebioalvarez – Feb 1 '07 at 10:34 PM
thats not paris hilton those are inpersonators acting stupid
paris never wears her eyeliner like that

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

THANK YOU, ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

paris is her own impersonator

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

the lift-off into the chorus of 'turn it up' is still so fucking good :D

― lex pretend, Friday, 2 March 2007 12:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno, its kind of racisty

― 688, Friday, 2 March 2007 12:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ANDWHAT: do you know tila tequila the myspace ho turned shitty pop artist
Dubplatestyle: who am i, the lex?
ANDWHAT: hahaa ok
Dubplatestyle: anyway no
Dubplatestyle: why?
ANDWHAT: from asian girl's blog
ANDWHAT: 'this must be how white people feel about paris hilton'
Dubplatestyle: haha
Dubplatestyle: "now you know our pain"
ANDWHAT: white man's burden
Dubplatestyle: to carry paris hilton on the shoulders of our nation

― and what, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i just saw her page cuz she is one of that amy winehouse singer's top 8 (i keep hearing abt amy wine house so i checked out her site, she's like fiona apple for brits kinda i guess?)

anyway yeah tila tequila! i thought maybe she was a some WWE chick or something.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

"she's like fiona apple for brits kinda i guess?"

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

She's more like Pete Doherty for Americans.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

god bless you hegelson

― and what, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

youre like shpley before he got all smarmy

― and what, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i wanna hear this tila tequila

― lex pretend, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

no you don't

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

my smarm was merely revealed, not acquired.

― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

deej are you gonna take that

― and what, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

If only I had spent as much energy forging a unique ILX personality as you

― deej, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

but seriously there's a little bit of smarm in all of us
the right environment is a catalyst

― deej, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz at "racisty"

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I listened to the tila tequila track on the myspace page, god it was rubbish.

― Pashmina, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you expect anything else?

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

What does The Lex think of Marnie Stern?

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't expect it to be as bad as that!

― Pashmina, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

What does The Lex think of Marnie Stern?

given that she's really bloody good, I would assume he thinks she's dreadful.

(this doesn't always work though, cf. diamanda galas)

that tila tequila myspace site is like a masterclass in bad web design! it's incredible!

― m the g, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

But The Lex likes girls with guitars!!!

Check this for something bad. They tried to add pashmina's band to friends list hehe

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

but there are girls with guitars, and girls with GUITAAAARRRRRS.

as for ruthie bram...there's just...so...much of it...PC...crashing...

― m the g, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Surely even the lex can't like ruthie bram?

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't think Ruthi B was particularly bad, or particularly anything tbh (apart from the woeful myspace page design), just yet another example of a friend collector request, which are LEGION.

― Pashmina, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

there are some very odd friend requests out there. I got one once from a born-again christian stockbroker in the states. I didn't know him personally, he shared absolutely none of my interests or influences (it was christian music and books ONLY), and given his other tastes I'm pretty sure he wasn't a fan of my tunes.

he only had around 30 friends so he wasn't exactly your typical collector or self-publicist. why me? what did he want? I did ask, politely, but he never replied. my theory is he was the myspace equivalent of a doorstep evangelist.

― m the g, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

that tequila lady's video is the most downloaded video in the itunes store. atleast it was a few days ago. i'm too lazy to check now.

― funny farm, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

Dropped by Warners for being generally shite and everyone agrees.

Also being sued by UB40 for the "Stars Are Blind" rip-off.

― everything, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link

"In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make."

― Rockist Scientist, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:48 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.zinserlaw.com/eagle.gif

― Tim F, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link

UB40's record label, the Sparta Florida Music Group, are suing V2 Music Publishing, Warner Chappell Music, and Paris Hilton's songwriter/producer for $500,000 in damages in London's High Court.

The band claim that their classic song "Kingston Town" features heavily in Paris Hilton's debut single "Stars Are Blind" and are suing her for breaching copyright laws.

The Sparta Music Group are going to use information from the internet and a musicologist, to prove that "Stars Are Blind" used a large amount of the UB40 1990 single.

UB40's "Kingston Town," written by Kendrick Patrick, reached number four in U.K. charts, while "Stars Are Blind" released last year, reached number five.

As Paris Hilton has been dropped from her record label, Warner Bros., she isn't being sued directly. However, she is still in the wrong side of the law as she starts her 23-week sentence in Century Regional Detention Facility in Los Angeles today (June 4).

lol

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:54 (sixteen years ago) link

So, any guesses on what the prison album will be like?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link

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