Kids say the darndest things

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Esp. since it predicts the future.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 18 October 2013 11:52 (ten years ago) link

irl lols @ 'fire coming tomorrow'

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 October 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

floor with lights!

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Saturday, 19 October 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link

Well in to our "What was in space before there was space? Who was here before God was here? How do we know what happened before Earth was made?" phase with Beeps.

pplains, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link

Now I know why Evangelicals are what they are. It sure would be easy just to say "Everything is 6000 years old. We know because it says this in the Bible. The End."

pplains, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

Evie's been into using big words without knowing what they mean lately. I was trying to get her socks on her yesterday and she kept screaming "Noooo they're too gorgeous. THEY'RE TOO GORGEOUS!" She also said something was "too community" the other day.

Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link

:D

steames artpop (how's life), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link

K now likes to raise her arms and go up on her toes and say "Yoga! Yoga!"

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link

Not actual speech, but endless lovely laughter from Ella yesterday as she watched our dog play with a balloon. Not sure why this cracked her up so much, but she was in hysterics.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link

D (trying to avoid bedtime): "What is a rainbow?"
Me (ushering him to bed): "It's light refracted through water."
D (thoughtfully): "Oh yeah that's a good idea."

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 03:09 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"Daddy, can you turn on the warm conditioning?"

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 8 November 2013 00:18 (ten years ago) link

It took me awhile to understand that my Australian mother-in-law also meant heating when she referred to "air-conditioning". I guess having heat blow out of the vents does change the condition of the air, but still.

EA's just thinking beyond us all, is what I'm saying.

pplains, Friday, 8 November 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link

Entire convo w Lulu is magic.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Friday, 8 November 2013 01:16 (ten years ago) link

Henry was sick most of last week. High fevers that required Tylenol. The fevers stopped by Saturday but occasionally, over the weekend, he would ask for medicine which he was refused. On Tuesday night he was mad at me because it was close to bedtime and he wanted none of it.

Me: 'Henry, we need to head upstairs to bed.'
Henry: 'NO!'
Me: 'Yes. You've got 5 minutes then we need to go up after that, okay?'
Henry: 'No! You're not my friend, Mama!!'
Me: 'Okay but we're still going up to bed'

Suddenly he jumps up on the couch next to me and grabs my face with both hands. He pulls my face right up to his and says in a low, menacing growl:

Henry: 'Give me medicine, Mama. I...AM...VERY...SICK'

I guess we know who to watch out for on the substance abuse front.

'No! You're not my friend, Mama!!'

Ugh we get this like every day right now. Also "You're not invited to my party!"

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 8 November 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link

The arguments over possession are ridiculous. Fortunately, Beeps is growing out of it, but still. They get into fights in the car over who owns "yellow."

pplains, Friday, 8 November 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link

The color. That's not some nickname for a stuffed animal or anything.

pplains, Friday, 8 November 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link

That would be Henry's. Beeps owns the sun.

pplains, Friday, 8 November 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link

Also "You're not invited to my party!"

― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, November 8, 2013 11:14 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OH!! This would kill me.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 8 November 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link

But maybe not after hearing that and you're not my friend for the 200th time. Then I'd be like yeah yeah I got enough friends kiddo get yr tush in that bed.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 8 November 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link

I actually said to him the other night, "I know I'm not your friend. I'M YOUR DADDY."

That shut him up for once, albeit for five minutes.

pplains, Friday, 8 November 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link

AW! That's a good answer though.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 8 November 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link

Maybe. I wasn't going to be ready for whatever the next question was going to be.

pplains, Friday, 8 November 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link

That would be Henry's. Beeps owns the sun.

At some point it was really really important to my sister that she owned Lake Michigan.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Friday, 8 November 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link

that book needs a crying indian looking on from the side

i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 November 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link

Well if you think that the king succeeds at being horrific that's a definition of "tough" that's as valid as any surely

I know ppl who'd never go near a macabre story about children dying, for reasons that needn't be explained, yet would have no problem enjoying the obvious pleasures of a great book that happens to have an unusual ("difficult") style or structure

That would be Henry's. Beeps owns the sun.

Prince Luna and Princess Celestial over here

woah did you see that hummingbird over there? anyway, meth (sunny successor), Saturday, 9 November 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link

Dalton combing non-USB end of iPhone charging through the dog.

Me: What the hell are you doing?

Dalton: I'm just taking her protein.

Me: Why?

Dalton: I need it.

Dalton keeps doing it.

Dalton: Now I am shaving her Daddy.

Me: Okay.

Dog: wtf

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 9 November 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link

I'm just taking her protein!

LOL

carl agatha, Saturday, 9 November 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link

lol

gbx, Saturday, 9 November 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link

bwahaha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 November 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link

bathtime discussion last night

S: Daddy, does everything die?
Me: Ummmm
S: [farts loudly / laughs uproariously]

tylerw, Friday, 15 November 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link

ME: hey, little man. How are you?
HB: I'm Henry!

•••

ME: So, what should we have for dinner tonight?
HB: Not me!

pplains, Friday, 15 November 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link

K likes me to tell her that different baby animals are going to sleep when she's in her crib falling asleep. Lately she started suggesting her own -- "Baby tiger. Baby raccoon. Baby tree. Baby light. Baby schnitzel. Baby snowflake" etc.

i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Friday, 15 November 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link

lol baby schnitzel

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 November 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link

not saying so much as drawing but:

in Feb my brother is getting married at the national gallery gardens in melb

recently my 6 yo nephew went on a class excursion to the gallery, to see a Monet exhibition. he came home with a postcard, saying this was his favorite painting
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-r1a-7OVQHV4/TWb41Xv5P0I/AAAAAAAAEbM/1jkbplItMWo/s1600/cakeify-hurray.gif

at some point his mum, my sister, told him "Uncle Adam & Caitlin are getting married there"

he went off to his room & drew a picture of my brother & his fiancee in their wedding gear standing on monet's bridge. he thought my sister meant they were getting married on the bridge

<3 <3 <3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 November 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link

<3 cupcake was a nice touch

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 17 November 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link

:D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 November 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link

I know the person who drew that cupcake!

Madchen, Sunday, 17 November 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link

!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 November 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link

Here is her website, for all your cupcake merch needs: http://www.askingfortrouble.org

Madchen, Sunday, 17 November 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link

Yesterday Owen (a budding atheist): "If [his friend in school] Marissa says that god made himself, then I would say 'how did he make himself?' and Marissa's mind would be blown."

schwantz, Monday, 18 November 2013 03:20 (ten years ago) link

Yesterday on the Subway
K (21 months): "Mozart!"
Me: Um... I don't have Mozart. We can't listen to Mozart right now.
K: "Mahler!"

i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link

already indoctrinated in the academy of the overrated eh

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link

D (coming out of bedroom for one of his nightly DAD THIS CAN'T WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE JAUNTS): Daddy! Daddy! I have to tell you something.

Me (pauses movie): What is it?

D (with gravitas): Dad I need you to put my pants on.

Me: Dalton you're already wearing pants.

D (amazed): I am wearing pants....

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 03:36 (ten years ago) link

lol

peace on earth and mercy mild (how's life), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 09:37 (ten years ago) link

Today two toddlers at my school's daycare waved and yelled at me to get my attention, then said "hi Ariel!!!" to me! Made my day.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 6 December 2013 01:52 (ten years ago) link

!! that is so great

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 December 2013 02:48 (ten years ago) link

Evie laying in bed, supposed to be going to sleep, she's been quiet for a while, then:
E: Daddy, from now on I'm going to be good.
Me: Oh Evie, you are good, most of the time. You're a good girl. And I love you and Mommy loves you.
E: yeah. And I like boogers.

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 6 December 2013 04:27 (ten years ago) link


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