Jo!sla)xa

gnostic is one of those words that means anything ime but i'll take all i can get on budget week

They encourage people to dress up in costumes at the callcentre sometimes but hardly anyone does. Last halloween I remember seeing a row of desks all manned by people in normal clothes except for one guy dressed as Dracula with a cape and a plastic widow's peak hairpiece and pancake make up, and he was on the phone trying to sell someone mobile phone insurance, it was so sad.

― posing pointless essay questions/indulging in a bit of mild handwringing (bends), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:32 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He had fangs as well, but took the fangs out when he was speaking to customers on the phone.

― posing pointless essay questions/indulging in a bit of mild handwringing (bends), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:33 (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

trying to parse the title, jol, gnostic excelsior....fursaxa? this is out it feels to be outobscuranted huh

fursaxa = moanwave

there's a very simple translation nakhers - sometimes it pays to look at something from a different angle

this is out it feels to be outobscuranted huh

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lprd51l2Gp1qe2yxz.png

it is really an image of Pippa Middleton's posterior. you just have to look at it from the right angle.

http://i.imgur.com/BxsBXvk.gif

http://www.xing.com/pubimg/users/8/f/6/f902ee3f7.12351452,2.jpg

http://byrachelweingarten.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/rache-bw-frame.jpg?w=620

From the site hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com comes never-before-seen photos of these pupsters at play, as well as some of the blog's most popular shots. With their oversized egos-and sunglasses-they run the gamut from music festival fauxhemians to ironic trucker-hat-wearing vegans. And they're guaranteed to melt readers' jaded hearts.

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/le/tff_god_bless_ozzy_osbourne_2_250411/marc-weingarten_3309067.jpg

Not for the Family unless you want your kids learning words like the "Fbomb", July 19, 2012
By
Coconut the Critic

This review is from: Hipster Puppies (Paperback)

I did not buy, I checked it out from the library for my daughter who loves dogs. Who doesn't love cute dogs?

Anyway, I was reading the book with my daughter and made it about half-way through the book when captions started using profanity - F***, A-hole, and other interesting acronyms like HPV, etc. The profanity is not needed.

The photography was also poor.

The book should be labeled on the cover as containing explicit language.

A Miss Gilroy Garlic Festival Queen is also crowned yearly, chosen by a panel of five judges, based on her personal interview, talent, garlic speech and evening gown. Her court is also chosen, for the purpose of representing Gilroy at various festivities and "having a garlicy good time with fellow lovers of the pungent bulb."

i keep looking at this thread title and have no clue what it's supposed to mean

is it an acronym?

ɟɟǝſ

http://i.imgur.com/lx1EhhQ.jpg

'sixteen year-old' vs 'recipient of sexual message'

― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Sunday, October 20, 2013 4:34 PM

fite!

i used to live with a borderline girl who would smear blood on the carpet, scribble polish insults on the fridge, turn the bathroom into a chlorine gas death trap, listen to speed metal on full volume, and have screaming fits three times a week, but she was nowhere near as obnoxious as the chubby nerd who managed to turn every single conversation into a moanfest about how utterly soul-destroying his (cushy, well-paid) university assistant job was. did wonders for my work ethic though.

― ☪, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:23 (4 years ago)

http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2013/10/21/man-acquitted-of-sex-with-bart-seat/

why do indie pop bands always have so many members

― Paraoxonases in Inflammation, Infection, and Toxicology (nakhchivan), Monday, 28 October 2013 23:08 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

because they're all dicks.

― ۩, Monday, 28 October 2013 23:11 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:)

http://www.ladybehindthecurtain.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Lady-Behind-The-Curtain-Bird-In-A-Nest-Tart-1.jpg

What, precisely, are we participating in here

― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 22:00 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is the English department, darraghmac--not the Computer Science faculty.

― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 1 November 2013 22:37 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.toyshopuk.co.uk/assets/gfx/hetty.jpg

idgi, idgaoi

deems, do you remember the great lorax letter of 2009 on the okcupid thread?

http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/games/umk3/noobsaibot/bio.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9MH-o34TOg

sex wellies

I do not, s

Do you remember the sex wellies and spanking episode of autumn 2010?

i must admit i do not

are we even talking about the same thing here though i wonder

Two different posters that no longer post here

What, precisely, are we participating in here

― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 22:00 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is the English department, darraghmac--not the Computer Science faculty.

― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 1 November 2013 22:37 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― nachomon real (nakhchivan), 01 November 2013 22:41 (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

does this have to do with that cos this was what i dng

He has a somewhat loraxian way with women

dmbfountainhead420

― (Inspirational/Lolcat) (Matt P), Friday, 8 November 2013 20:13 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ɯʇɥ˙ɹoʇɐɹǝuǝƃ-ʇxǝʇ-ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ/ɯoɔ˙ɔıuɐɥɔǝɯʇxǝʇ//:dʇʇɥ

անգամ դարձավ Հայաստանի Բարձրագույն խմբի ոսկե մեդալակիր, 1 անգամ արժանացավ Հայաստանի Անկախության Գավաթին, և 2 անգամ Հակոբ Տոնոյանի անվան

― Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:02 (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

am laughing & laughing at that & not sure why

possibly because the sixth word there is nult avant la lettre?

Both Phosphorescent and Foxygen in the Mojo 50, eh? It's fair to say I can ignore that list, then!

― zip-a-dee-doo-dah, motherfucker! (Turrican), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 14:01 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

first rate ignoring by Turrican there

― screaming lord, such opinion (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 14:35 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I haven't been able to discern why Vampire Weekend is loved so much more here than the vast majority of indie rock bands. A one sentence explanation would be helpful (that's the extent of my interest).

― _Rudipherous_, Friday, 10 January 2014 15:47 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Potential one sentence explanation: people are stupid?

― emil.y, Friday, 10 January 2014 15:49 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I really liked God is My Co-Pilot. ;_;

― emil.y, Saturday, January 18, 2014 3:05 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Saturday, January 18, 2014 4:01 PM (2 hours ago)

Is it just me or is there a load of Simple Minds in this?

― emil.y, Tuesday, January 21, 2014 10:24 AM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a load of simple minds made it

― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, January 21, 2014 10:24 AM (3 seconds ago)

lol

My pants stay under the trousers....

― ۩, Monday, February 3, 2014 10:54 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*dramatic pause*

― Battles, "Atlas" 29 Carly Rae Jepsen, "Call Me Maybe" 14 (imago), Monday, February 3, 2014 10:55 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and nothing gets tucked into my socks or trainers

― ۩, Monday, February 3, 2014 10:55 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shd have been Jo!sla)x3 obv

I mean, I went "wait ... Actress." then ... ohhhhhh! and then noticed that it was "February 29 & 30"

haha, doh. i am an extremely gullible person

jim trying on treeship's clothing

didn't know abt suzanne kraft, such betrayal

xp. fits like a glove

Rip lance armstrong, inventor of the trumpet

― Treeship, Tuesday, January 17, 2017 1:20 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

horchata blue moon is like drinking an ilx thread

― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, February 10, 2017 1:32 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is it wrong not to like music? [Started by Bill in April 2001, last updated twenty-three minutes ago by imago on I Love Music] 51 new answers

Happy humour day everyone

― a Brazilian professional footballer (wins), Saturday, April 1, 2017 2:30 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

All tropes are bad here.

― Jeff, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:24 (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

that might be in my all-time bottom 10

― carles the jekyll (imago), Tuesday, April 28, 2015 5:23 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's a big bottom ten

― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Tuesday, April 28, 2015 7:35 AM (3 hours ago)

― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, April 28, 2015 10:54 AM (two years ago)

l0l

tbh I had forgotten what FAAB was and had to look it up.

the only FAAB i know is a fantasy football waiver setting option

Female Assigned At Birth -- from the great BB gender wars of 2015: the birth of the Cis

oh yeah that's where i got this scar

there's a brisket joke to be made

wins is far from gauche. one might even think of him as adroit

― #TeamHailing (imago), Friday, January 12, 2018 2:06 PM (twenty-one minutes ago)

I drive 77mph everywhere regardless of the speed limit.

― had (crüt), Friday, 30 March 2018 19:58 (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://media2.giphy.com/media/12msOFU8oL1eww/giphy.gif

https://i.giphy.com/media/12msOFU8oL1eww/giphy.gif

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine) wrote this on thread pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.) on board I Love Music on Sep 11, 2018

if someone asks you what your favorite food is you don't consult the national restaurant association to figure out what the most popular lunch item is in 2018, you say what your favorite food is

this is a great post

When I was 18 I uncovered a little-known voter fraud loophole and voted twice. While university students were accounted for, one thing HM Gov hadn't borne in mind was boarding school pupils. I turned 18 a few months before the 2005 GE but was still in residence at Westminster for the election; I received voting cards both there and at home. So, during the day, I travelled back to the safe Labour seat of Lewisham East and showed my scorn for that warmonger Blair by voting Lib Dem (except instead of an X in the box I drew a little hand with its finger upraised, so grandly did I cherish my uniqueness). Come evening, I returned to the safe Tory seat of Westminster and having already cast my 'real' vote, put my X beside the Veritas candidate - yes, the hard-right party led by Kilroy - for what are nowadays termed 'the lulz'. I believe the clincher was the candidate's address, at a location known as Little Britain.

A year later I joined ILX, and continued to demonstrate excellent qualities therein.

― imago, Tuesday, November 6, 2018 4:52 PM (yesterday)

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.) wrote this on thread Your favourite misread ILX thread titles! on board I Love Everything on Feb 3, 2019

Arthur Hitler

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.) wrote this on thread woody allen on board I Love Everything on May 13, 2016

Read that as Arthur Hitler

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2) wrote this on thread Your favourite misread ILX thread titles! on board I Love Everything on Oct 18, 2012

Arthur Hitler

Search Again... Next...

Coffee [Started by Ally in October 2001, last updated five hours ago by Yerac on I Love Everything]

probably the closest we will come to a user named "Ylla"

Choose Your Own Coronavirus Adventure

Your friend Sam says it would be a great idea to come to the little house party they're throwing tonight. You aren't sure. "Don't they say we should stay inside?" you ask. Sam is adamant. "You don't want to miss this."

If you go to the party turn to page 34. Otherwise go to page 52.

p. 34

That’s what your mind is telling itself, anyway, as the last cells of your cerebral cortex burst in starburst waves, like the glowing algae in a midnight lagoon. In the isolation ward, your EKG goes to a steady tone. The doctors take away the ventilator and give it to a patient who arrived this morning. In the official records of the COVID-19 pandemic, you’ll be recorded as victim No. 592.

The End

― Mordy, Friday, 20 March 2020 17:21 (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

A+

Amazing

Aye.

Had a persistent dry cough and high fever late last year after visiting the Huanan Seafood Market and eating a bat, wondering if it was just allergies or something else

― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2020 17:16 (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Amazing. It's Jo!sla)xa, trenchant, excelsior, vmic all rolled into one.

yeah. I know. but by this standard generations blend imperceptibly more often than not, and the standard labels promoted by marketers and feature writers confuse matters more than they illuminate.

the boomers started at a great dividing point, where WWII had kept young men and women physically apart and children very few, then suddenly the men came back and mating exploded almost instantly. but that sharply defined beginning point gives a false sense of unity to the boomers, because no one can say when that generation really ended or the next began.

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, May 4, 2020 6:43 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ok boomer

― mookieproof, Monday, May 4, 2020 6:53 PM (yesterday)

Ch...chicken Kiev, on a pizza

But you have to like, boil the Kiev in the sauce, which as we've established must be made with a base of doubanjiang and not tomato, and then spoon it into the crust

I am wading into the ocean as I type this

― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 16:41 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

This one's confusing me because I'm not sure what it's supposed to be indicative of? esby's contempt for 'indie', a musical genre favoured by ILXors? Or esby parodying the kneejerk contempt of ILXors for 'indie', a musical genre favoured by esby? Having heard esby's own music, I can only assume it's the latter.

― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, June 30, 2020 7:14 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

esby's own music is, as far as we know, psych-rock/kosmische

― imago, Tuesday, June 30, 2020 7:16 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Exactly, indie.

― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, June 30, 2020 7:17 AM (yesterday)

Hitler

― Rishi don’t lose my voucher (wins), Wednesday, August 5, 2020 12:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Which one?

images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51A4YaYaWLL.jpg

― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Wednesday, August 5, 2020 12:38 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Bridget Hitler’s Diary

― Rishi don’t lose my voucher (wins), Wednesday, August 5, 2020 12:43 PM (yesterday)

cabbage is a conservative and a child molester

etc

― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Thursday, August 6, 2020 3:05 AM (seven hours ago)

Is this Grateful Dead? Why does everyone call them The Dead?

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, August 21, 2020 12:52 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

great question Robert Adam Gilmour, can i call you Bob?

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, August 21, 2020 12:57 PM (yesterday)

Never used it, generally prefer my reality unfiltered and have never gotten annoyed or irritated enough to want to go through the trouble.

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, September 3, 2020 4:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

i thought i clicked on the coffee thread and you were talking about drinking "really unfiltered" coffee because you never used your complicated coffee maker

― contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, September 3, 2020 4:38 PM (yesterday)

yeah he aaa in michigan last week

― i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, September 19, 2020 11:07 AM bookmarkflaglink

Oh shit he get a flat?

― origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, September 19, 2020 8:16 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

was a touching tribute to auto workers

― i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, September 19, 2020 8:17 AM (six days ago)

maybe if FP was more fun to use people would do that but nothing happens. it's not like when you text someone happy birthday on iphone and it makes balloons pop up on your screen.

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, October 10, 2020 1:20 PM (yesterday)

but it's a smaller proportion given the larger turnout right

― imago, Wednesday, November 4, 2020 1:08 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i come from englande with maths

― imago, Wednesday, November 4, 2020 1:09 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

No imago, 2.2% is more than 2.1%

― all cats are beautiful (silby), Wednesday, November 4, 2020 1:10 PM (one hour ago)

I'm pretty sure that Mrs. Jackson knew that Outkast fucked her daughter before she heard that song.

― He was only 21 years old when he 16 (Alex in SF), Thursday, 16 July 2009 16:44 (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

another actor from Bosom Manor has died

"for me, caring requires a willingness to engage, not just observe."

Wrong again!

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, June 28, 2022 3:34 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm glad you won't be my caregiver in old age.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, June 28, 2022 8:38 AM (one hour ago)

Who has more "enthusiasm" for the Beatles: A teenage girl in 1964 screaming until she's blue in the face and passes out or a smug, self-satisfied 2022 Holden Caulfield nerd who posts "born in the wrong era" image macros on 4chan. Who can say?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, July 13, 2022 12:51 PM (eighteen minutes ago)