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― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 17 October 2013 12:05 (ten years ago) link
excuse me for being lost by this thread now
― OutdoorFish, Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
Haha no shit
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
wow, what a thread. i think i lost half of my day at work reading this thing. genious
― illegalblues, Thursday, 17 October 2013 23:38 (ten years ago) link
I haven't seen him around recently. not since they closed the library. wandering in other pastures.
― Fizzles, Friday, 18 October 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link
I mean, some songs are pretty shit, and there’s a couple of periods you’d rather forget, but I think on the whole . . . I think we made three great albums and four good ones, which is not bad out of eight. Kind of a 50 percent record. That’s pretty good, I think.But I’m cool with it. I don’t think there’s any unfinished business. I don’t think that we left anything unsaid, do you know what I mean? It’s like, if you’ve seen [Oasis], then good for you. If you didn’t, then that’s fucking tough shit. I’ve never seen the Beatles. So there you go.
But I’m cool with it. I don’t think there’s any unfinished business. I don’t think that we left anything unsaid, do you know what I mean? It’s like, if you’ve seen [Oasis], then good for you. If you didn’t, then that’s fucking tough shit. I’ve never seen the Beatles. So there you go.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/oasis-are-never-ever-getting-back-together-20131120
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 November 2013 02:19 (ten years ago) link
Anybody that comes back with a double album, to me, needs to pry themselves out of their own asshole. This is not the Seventies, okay? Go and ask Billy Corgan about a double album. Who has the fucking time, in 2013, to sit through 45 minutes of a single album? How arrogant are these people to think that you’ve got an hour and a half to listen to a fucking record?
Did you see that they’ve asked people to wear formal wear or costumes at their shows?
[Sighs] Well, what’s the point of that? Do you know what the point of that is? That is to take away from the shit disco that’s coming out of the speakers. Because everybody’s dressed as one of the Three Musketeers on acid. “What was the gig like?” “I don’t know, everyone was dressed as a teddy bear in the Seventies.” “Yeah, but what was the gig like?” “Ah, fuck knows, man, I have no idea. I was dressed as a flying saucer.” “Yeah, but what was the gig like?” “Fuck knows. I don’t know. Seen Cheech and Chong, there, though.” Not for me.’
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 6 December 2013 02:27 (ten years ago) link
Fucking had a shit year. All I’ve done is sit around the house and become a fucking hypochondriac. Dog-shit year. Can’t wait until it’s over.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/noel-gallaghers-epic-year-end-gripe-session-20131205
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 6 December 2013 02:28 (ten years ago) link
hmm
loved Yeezus, Disclosure, Daft Punk....talks shit about Arcade Fire...sure he doesn't post to ILX?
― My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 December 2013 02:42 (ten years ago) link
wouldn't doubt it. his 11/10 rating of the new bowie's a major tip-off
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 6 December 2013 02:44 (ten years ago) link
under the name noodle vague?
― OutdoorFish, Saturday, 7 December 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link
I don't have a problem with him doing a double album because that's the kind of thing I would expect him to do, plus I'll probably never hear it. Thankfully he can still deliver an entertaining interview which is increasingly rare. eg:
Be good. Don't be outrageous. Anybody can be outrageous! I could go to the Rolling Stone office and fucking shit on top of a boiled egg, right? And people would go, "Wow, fucking hell, that's outrageous!" But is it any good? No, because, essentially, it's just a shit on top of a boiled egg. That's all it is.
― everything, Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:00 (ten years ago) link
Then later on...
Q: What do you think about Lady Gaga?...She's another one. In fact, she's probably doing a shit on top of a boiled egg right now. And somebody will fucking freeze it and call it art.
― everything, Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link
hi OutdoorFish! thanks for defending standards!
― Working Class Rejected Street Boot Brat (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:04 (ten years ago) link
when he goes home he sheds a silent tear because shitting on top of a boiled egg is the only idea he's had all year.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:05 (ten years ago) link
His interviews are awful, he's like some tedious blowhard below the line commentator on a guardian article only he's being interviewed by Rolling Stone and GQ.
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link
the only standards on here are double standards
― OutdoorFish, Saturday, 7 December 2013 06:04 (ten years ago) link
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Saturday, December 7, 2013 3:08 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
thank you, i thought i was going insane here
― the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Saturday, 7 December 2013 08:34 (ten years ago) link
Lady Gaga- she's another one. In fact, she's probably doing a shit on top of a boiled egg right now. And somebody will fucking freeze it and call it art.― footballer of the future (Noodle Vague), Thursday, October 17, 2013 8:31 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
IT WAS STARING US IN THE FACE ALL THIS TIME
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Saturday, 7 December 2013 10:32 (ten years ago) link
that were a good post, that
― Working Class Rejected Street Boot Brat (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 December 2013 10:35 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9alHSFI1tuo
― OutdoorFish, Saturday, 7 December 2013 20:23 (ten years ago) link
oh good, 83 minutes and 11 seconds of the worst fucking music ever made
― one sexual away from HOOOOOOOOOOMO (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 December 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link
ah, we are in agreement, you have proved me wrong!
― OutdoorFish, Saturday, 7 December 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
Gah, posted this in the Guradian thread by accident.
http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2014/jan/22/noel-gallager-hates-oasis-videos
― carson dial, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:03 (ten years ago) link
eheh. I had never seen most of these videos but they are truly awful... and they do walk in slow motion a lot !
― AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:22 (ten years ago) link
this is hugely entertaining. thanks!
"can we do that bit again but can you do it with a bit more energy in your eyes?"
― fit and working again, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link
The DVD that comes with the "Time Flies" has a Noel commentary as an extra.
Basically, he likes the "Importance of being idle" video, and that's it.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:38 (ten years ago) link
more than i like
― OutdoorFish, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:43 (ten years ago) link
"Is that Phil Mitchell?""No it's not"Love this whole thing
― kinder, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 22:40 (ten years ago) link
yeah this almost retrospectively justifies Oasis
― a man with legs made of sausages - that's not real! (seandalai), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link
I like his reactions to the Standing on the Shoulder of Giants videos/songs. especially by the time he gets to Sunday Morning "that's exactly how I feel mate"
So yeah pretty much the most entertaining thing Noel's been involved with since Some Might Say.
― Kitchen Person, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 23:04 (ten years ago) link
That was so great.. When he realizes what song is coming up next and just starts freaking out, oh man
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 23:18 (ten years ago) link
ha yeah, "what's the next one off this... oh fucking hell, oh fucking hell."
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 23:51 (ten years ago) link
'that wasn't an actual record playing, by the way, and he's not a real clown'
― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 January 2014 00:56 (ten years ago) link
just came here to see if this had been posted. amazing.
― he drummed, pompously (dog latin), Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:17 (ten years ago) link
fukkin brill
― gbx, Thursday, 23 January 2014 06:08 (ten years ago) link
Oh, I see now the article is about that very DVD.
Yeah, I was I'll off work and sat through the whole DVD with the commentary on, which made it worth doing... They are very 'fit for function' for the overwhelming majority as in 'perform/promote song., that's it' so it's really the only good thing about it as a whole.
Oh, Liam does his one single too.
― Mark G, Thursday, 23 January 2014 07:40 (ten years ago) link
He sounds incredibly Karl Pilkington in some of these bits!My favorite one is when he sounds like he's never seen the video before, with the motorcycle driver crashing through the window and going to the hospital. Killing me.
― Walter Galt, Thursday, 23 January 2014 11:56 (ten years ago) link
"Look at the size of Bonehead's shirt. That's fuckin' insane."
"Yeah, I'm not having any of this."
― giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Thursday, 23 January 2014 13:09 (ten years ago) link
This is highly entertaining. Good to see Noel speaking for all of us.
― millmeister, Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:54 (ten years ago) link
He sounds incredibly Karl Pilkington in some of these bits!
this^^^^^
― gbx, Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:21 (ten years ago) link
this is hilarious. "The video is backwards" "Oh yeah? Pity the song isnt. It would have sounded a lot more interesting."
― everyday sheeple (Michael B), Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:49 (ten years ago) link
"Is that a man with legs made of sausages?! That’s not real."
― Darin, Friday, 24 January 2014 06:19 (ten years ago) link
instead of making music he should host a radio or tv show or something.maybe have a live show online that he would do at home, while doing other things (or nothing), with a headset.
― AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 24 January 2014 10:55 (ten years ago) link
i think he guests quite often with russell brand on something or other.
― he said, even sexilyer, (dog latin), Friday, 24 January 2014 11:02 (ten years ago) link
He should regularly review music videos.
― MikoMcha, Friday, 24 January 2014 11:08 (ten years ago) link
the fact that he does his aggressive philistine churl shtick even on his own back catalogue isn't a plus point imo
― schlager top (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 January 2014 11:12 (ten years ago) link
― Darin, Friday, January 24, 2014 6:19 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm
― a man with legs made of sausages - that's not real! (seandalai), Friday, 24 January 2014 11:45 (ten years ago) link
Which obscure member of a Britpop band are you?
― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Friday, 24 January 2014 11:45 (ten years ago) link
I got Jake from MLSfair enough
― kinder, Friday, 24 January 2014 11:48 (ten years ago) link