abysmal real names

sidcup's w4yne d1scipline is verging on something that glib little fuckboy martin amis might have contrived

gav indiscipline is quite good

you shd come and live in the SE outposts nakhers

cultural bouillabaisse beyond compare

Beryl Sprinkel

Beryl Sprinkel

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 23:48 (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lj you could get an incisive and coruscating sunday broadsheet article by tracking the disciplines around their endz

go to the post office and put up a sheet of tattered quarto with a single scrawled inscription IS THIS THE END FOR MR DISCIPLINE

Beryl Wayne Sprinkel (November 20, 1923 – August 22, 2009)[1] was a member of the Executive Office of the US President and chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors (CEA) between April 4, 1985 and January 21, 1989,[2] during the Reagan administration.

haha you didn't tell us there was a WAYNE in the middle

Discipline and Greenwich

Orly Taitz

Imogen Poots

Imogen Gay Poots

Imogen Heap too

Lol Creme

Joey Essex. I genuinely thought that was a nickname until today.

Justin Lookadoo

Donny Dugdale
Mickeylee Macken

are two that just came up at work. Awful.

rooney mara

I've become accustomed to that one

blake bortles

Donny Dugdale
Mickeylee Macken

are two that just came up at work. Awful.

― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (3 months ago)

lol

dutch speed skater FREEK VAN DER WART

Ha'Sean "Ha Ha" Clinton-Dix

I used to work at a place with guy named Dick Blunt.

bryan cristante

Tosaint Ricketts

literally everyone with the forename Dane

Dordt got 18 from Cliff Warner and Chris Sievers and Trevor Wolterstorff had 17. Brady Lollman struck for 27 on 10-13 shooting and Dane Bacon got 18 while converting 4-6 three-point shots.

Three Dane Laws on LinkedIn, sadly no Dane Gelds.

I have a friend named C@ndy whose sisters are named H0lly and T!ns3l, not even kidding

cauley woodrow

Volker Struth

I think I reeled back from the screen a little there.

probably fine if you happen to be German?

volker is the onomastic reduction of nationalism-volkism -- Old High German folc "folk" + heri "army"; cognate to Fulcher, an obsolete name used in England in the Middle Ages

Fulcher became Fulker in England.

doug loft

there was a college baseball player named Quintavious Drains who i was hoping would make it to the majors but seems like it hasn't happened

Reince Priebus is still the reigning king of abysmal names imo

I still can't believe that is a real name

i went to his wikipedia page to hear how his name is pronounced and every time it's kinda shocking how bad it is
you can't say it without sounding like him, which is rather alarming

/ɹəints pɹiybəs/

Rents Prius

Rants Prebus

It's his lizard name he just forgot to change it before running for public office.

lol totally

there was a college baseball player named Quintavious Drains who i was hoping would make it to the majors but seems like it hasn't happened

― ciderpress, Tuesday, April 15, 2014 4:45 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

As a consolation prize you can have Cleveland Browns player Barkevious Mingo.

Barkevious has an older brother called Hughtavious

the only one of those that is actively bad is hughtavious

quintavious drains is a bit of a curate's egg

Missouri Gov. Mike Parson on Monday named Ginger K. Gooch to serve as the state’s next Supreme Court judge, solidifying a female majority on the state’s highest court.

Gooch, a judge on the Missouri Court of Appeals, Southern District in Springfield, was one of three judges nominated for the position by a seven-member commission last week. She will fill the vacancy left by Judge Patricia Breckenridge, who retired earlier this month.

“Her work ethic is unquestioned and unmatched,” Parson said during a press conference in Jefferson City on Monday. “She is a loving mother, a dedicated wife and a proud woman of faith. One thing that has become clear to me is Judge Gooch has a passion for service.”

*snort*

Fabio Tr<p>ü</p>mpy

trying to do an umlaut "u"

tipping back over into 'great' imho. like if you're dealing with the surname trumpy, fabio is absolutely the way to go

I know o f a Doctor who's real last name is Doctor

"What does the name 'Aglet' mean anyway?"

"Well, a long time ago 'Aglet' meant 'He who puts those tiny little plastic things on shoelaces'. You see, a long time ago a man's name was his profession."

"Oh so a man named Fred Carpenter would build houses and John Baker would make bread"

"Exactly"

"So what did John Hancock do?"

oof!

Alan Treefucker

of the Lubbock Treefuckers?

yes.

Julian Smallbones

https://tgsteeplechasefoundation.org/burley-cocks/

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/jan/10/elon-musk-sweden-unions-tesla-labour-car

Alfie Potts Harmer

Troyal Garth Brooks

Yonah Jeremy Bob, “The Jerusalem Post’s senior military correspondent”

Ph4l1n Fl0w3rs

“It’s been an amazing year for the world’s richest people, with more billionaires around the world than ever before,” said Chase Peterson-Withorn, Forbes’ wealth editor.

The NFL draft always produces some eye-opening names. This year we've got Prince Pines and erm... Storm Duck.

UNC has a player named Storm Duck.

Storm. Duck. pic.twitter.com/My1PPhmSdc

— Joe Tansey (@JTansey90) December 27, 2019

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gen_Kitchen

the old name-is-a-noun thing never gets old, especially paired with a verb sounding name

Storm Duck is one for the pantheon

but just who is True Grant?

https://www.mancity.com/news/mens/who-is-true-grant-manchester-city-63838067