DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era

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The transcript of the meeting between Mitchell and the police chiefs is a masterclass of political weedling.

AM: I never called them plebs.
PC: So did the officers lie in their notes?
AM: I'm not saying that.
PC: Well either you're lying now . . .
AM: I'm not!
PC: Or the officers lied.
AM: I'm not saying that. Can we just draw a line under it?

(repeat for 20 pages)

he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link

Police filling their notes with the-kind-of-thing-that-kind-of-person-would-do is a perennial, so it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. And I suppose that's why both Mitchell and the CSs wanted to "draw a line under it", since the reality looks bad for everyone.

Which makes it an odd move tactically for the PM to push it?

he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link

Work 'may be no way out of poverty'

... I'm showing my age here (and possibly my background) but is this anything new?

British Gas raises prices by 9.2%

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 October 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link

of course it's new Tom, up until this month everybody could start a paper round at 14 and after 10 years' hard graft they'd be the Duke of Devonshire

footballer of the future (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 October 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24616801

Argh this is so fucking stupid. a) "Health tourism" is a stupid made-up problem and b) deterring foreigners from using the NHS is de facto a health risk to UK citizens, especially in the event of any future epidemic, when it would be a false economy.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 08:59 (ten years ago) link

c) Could Jeremy Hunt's face be more punchable?

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 09:55 (ten years ago) link

Yes, it could be Michael Gove's

stet, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 10:03 (ten years ago) link

has the government had a look down the back of the sofa yet, there could be a few quid there for tax cuts

if i could just chimp in for a moment (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:03 (ten years ago) link

nah they'll just blow it on lottery scratch cards

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:05 (ten years ago) link

GO HOME vans resulted in one immigrant leaving the country. May to announce they'll be scrapped.

stet, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:29 (ten years ago) link

how on earth did they find that out - was there a questionnaire?

"What was it that finally made you decide it wasn't worth the hassle? please tick all that apply"

turns out it wasn't that racist then

if i could just chimp in for a moment (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:33 (ten years ago) link

espirit d'escalier: should have said "was there an exit interview"

Somalia just suddenly seemed more appealing.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:36 (ten years ago) link

GO HOME vans resulted in one immigrant leaving the country

He'll be back shortly to use the NHS for free though

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:36 (ten years ago) link

87% of appeals in Islington were won, jesus.

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:53 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24621391

dear Mr Major, i know the energy companies are very naughty people who need telling off, but just maybe the fact that many many people will have to choose between heating and eating this winter has more complex causes, most of which you agree with

if i could just chimp in for a moment (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link

I would imagine his main concern is protecting the public purse from increased winter fuel payments rather than uncharacteristic altruism.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link

interested in this piece on the arms industry's adverts at westminster tube station and what they mean: http://www.opendemocracy.net/ourkingdom/adam-ramsay/arms-industry-is-advertising-its-vulnerability

Benefit cap 'not encouraging work or saving money'

Oooh what a surprise.

'We do not recognise this report as providing a sound or reliable picture of the reform' (Department for Work and Pensions)

DWP + IDS being renowned for their soundness and reliability of course

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 11:57 (ten years ago) link

C#m's linked piece is kind of flawed. BAE System's problem is making sure Joe Public still thinks of them as a British company - probably less than 10% of their business is in the UK - but people still think of their name as being British Aerospace, which it hasn't been for 15 years. The initial pushback against the Queen Elizabeth class being co-awarded to Thales, for example, was palpable. Again, there is a perception (largely untrue) that Thales are a French company and how dare defence money be given to 'the frogs' - usually with a rejoinder about how the French pretty much exclude other nations from their own Government programmes. So by playing up Britishness they hope to get a favourable nod from, as Robin Day famously put it, here-today-gone-tomorrow politicians.

The alleged conversation on the golf course between Mike Turner and Geoff Hoon to thread, obviously.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link

is C#m c sharp major's younger brother?

^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link

If so, it's a key change...

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link

probably less than 10% of their business is in the UK

What proportion of their manufacturing jobs are in the UK?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link

Probably less, at a guess. As noted in the comments after that article there are only about 200,000 defence-related jobs in the UK at the moment - a quick bit of googling suggests BAE Systems total have about 100,000 employees and around half of them belong to BAE Systems Inc (the biggest American subsidiary) alone. BAE SYstems Australia has 5000, BAE Systems Sweden 2000. So less than half total jobs in the UK and I'd guess around a third of those at most are in manufacturing.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

this is fascinating, Aldo, thanks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_IAI5THd-E

so is russell our leader now then?

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 24 October 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link

"our"

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2013 00:08 (ten years ago) link

russell brand is a spokesperson, not a leader. paxman loathsome

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link

somone said on twitter that own jones and russell should team up to form a new left-wing cosncious young folk, both said they were up for it. i like both guys but they're both a bit, i dunno, childy. esp like what OJ says but RB can come out with some real hokey tosh (don't vote! i'm calling for a revolution!). only thing not voting will do is usher in a brave new 5 yrs more of brutalising the weak

NI, Thursday, 24 October 2013 03:14 (ten years ago) link

that "meet the ancestors" body slam on paxman is incredible.

caek, Thursday, 24 October 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link

this. seems to be sucking up to him a little then drops the piano on his head

NI you seem very confident that Labour will reconfigure society

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 08:32 (ten years ago) link

Until they cut out the anti-immigration xenophobia there’s no way Labour will be getting my vote next or any time.

Owen Jones is an attack dog really and critisicing him is a bit "fight the real enemy". What he's trying to do is influence the Labour Party but he doesn't seem to have a clue how to get to where he wants to get to from where he is.

Russell Brand is naive as hell but his understanding of the problem is pretty on point.

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 October 2013 11:56 (ten years ago) link

I mean the question for anyone on the left is always how they intend to get from where we are to the society you want to create, taking into account ferocious vested interests and the danger of destablising everything in the meantime. Until we have a politician with the vision to answer that then the current woeful Labour Party is all we're going to get.

Going the other way, Thatcher crashed the economy in the early 80s and may well have been voted out had it not been for North Sea Oil + Falklands so it's not like completely reconfiguring a society is easy even for rightists.

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:04 (ten years ago) link

that "meet the ancestors" body slam on paxman is incredible.

― caek, Thursday, 24 October 2013 03:44 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this. seems to be sucking up to him a little then drops the piano on his head

NI you seem very confident that Labour will reconfigure society

― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 08:32 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"How can you be so flippant......?"

Well, watch what you ask for: Ouch!

Mark G, Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:11 (ten years ago) link

I don't really expect Russell Brand to have a solution to the fundamental political problems of our era but something something revolution isn't it. Still it's nice that he's out there even if he does sometimes sound like someone in the chillout room of Brixton Megadog in 1993.

Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:31 (ten years ago) link

*chortles*

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:32 (ten years ago) link

That said, this is a good takedown:

http://lustigletter.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/russell-brand-not-only-daft-but.html?spref=tw

Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:39 (ten years ago) link

no it's the pompous windbaggery of a cunt

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:46 (ten years ago) link

& is in fact far more dangerous than anything Brand's said as it apologises for prolonging the voter-voted dichotomy

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:47 (ten years ago) link

i'm by no means a brand cheerleader (can't bring myself to watch the 10min interview or read the zillion-word unedited screed tbh) but that lustig blog is pure distilled establishment reactionary that makes me want to shout NO, YOU HAVE FOBBED US OFF WITH THIS BULLSHIT ENOUGH, YOUR TIME IS DONE

lex pretend, Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:50 (ten years ago) link

^

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

it's also snobbish & dismissive

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 24 October 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

ya. comparing our current electoral situation to one in which black south africans could vote for the anc is ermmm a little bit disingenuous at least. i'm really not sure what him or paxman are looking for from brand. why isn't a call to organise a valid starting point?

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:00 (ten years ago) link

The question is: organise what? When pressed by Paxman on what exactly he would do, RB fell back on our old friend Communism, which has repeatedly proven so successful over the last century.

In other words, he has a great grasp of the problem but I'm not convinced that he has a feasible solution.

I don't really expect Russell Brand to have a solution to the fundamental political problems of our era

^ this

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:08 (ten years ago) link

http://www.channel4.com/news/russell-brand-jeremy-paxman-anti-capitalist-revolution-bbc

^^^ This is better.

Matt DC, Thursday, 24 October 2013 13:12 (ten years ago) link


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