the eric andre show

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lolololol ghostbusters

"her own worst critic"

Mordy , Tuesday, 15 October 2013 02:06 (ten years ago) link

cannot stop LOLing at "You're the Pat Summit of my dick"

Neanderthal, Friday, 18 October 2013 05:45 (ten years ago) link

still LOL when I think of this one reply Hannibal gave to Eric in one episode. can't remember it verbatim, but it was something like "In your mind, you really think those words needed to be on television"?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link

ha ha. after his beyonce/stomachs thing.

schlump, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

oh my God, this last episode had me in tears.

the Joran Van Der Sloot/James Van Der Beek conflation joke ("did you kill that girl in the Aruba?").

The cooking segment ("THERE IS NO GOD! ONCE YOU'RE DEAD THAT'S IT! YOU KNOW WHAT COOKING IS, ERIC? PAIN!).

T-Pain firing a gun while finishing the Star-Spangled Banner

God this guy ..........I would teabag him if it meant endless episodes.

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link

great show, didn't know there was more than one season

Sébastien, Sunday, 3 November 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link

van der beek looked a little like the experience was genuinely fucking with him! I like the way celebrities come on the show and appear to be sideswiped by all the gags

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 November 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link

eric andre hit me in the head with a garbage can and all i got was this lousy headache

anky, Friday, 8 November 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link

(Hint: Van Der Beek and Krysten Ritter were both on Don't Trust The B... w/E. Andre, so they probablly know at least a little of what's up. Or at least a little more than, say, Lou Ferigno.)

little shitty donut anus (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 November 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link

wink Martendale was crepey

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 November 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link

went and saw him last night. show was MESSY. he brained me with a garbage can and hit lxy with a drinks tray.
no hannibal :(

anky, Saturday, 9 November 2013 00:10 (ten years ago) link

http://i43.tinypic.com/501is4.jpg

anky, Saturday, 9 November 2013 00:10 (ten years ago) link

he interviewd butterfly from digable planets & made him verrry uncomfortable when he asked him how far he got with ladybug

anky, Saturday, 9 November 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link

love this guy

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 November 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link

the unintelligible rapper was great this week

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 November 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link

i love andre's noize dude moanwave pedal monologue

imago-er not a show-er (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 16 November 2013 04:41 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

why the fuck and how the fuck did it take me so long to watch this show? this show is incredible

balls, Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link

"THIS SOUNDS... LIKE A DIPLO SONG"
wyatt cenac and henry rollins cameos a+

Best episode

tuostprophets (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 8 December 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link

henry rollins looks a lot like macgyver these days

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 9 December 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link

missed the rollins episode but this week's finale was basically exactly what i've been wanting the show to do from day one.

nose, Friday, 13 December 2013 05:49 (ten years ago) link

this has definitely become one of the best things on tv this season
very noise
want to see this live very badly now

i crashed on this dude's c0uch once

mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Friday, 13 December 2013 07:47 (ten years ago) link

what did it smell like

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 December 2013 08:00 (ten years ago) link

I think of this show every morning when I sit down in my office chair.

http://i.imgur.com/n0OGMjF.jpg

pplains, Friday, 13 December 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link

Panting heavily, with a pained expression on your face and bits of plaster in your hair.

Sandwich Slobber (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 December 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link

great interview whiney

Mordy , Friday, 13 December 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link

not really a fan of the hidden camera stunts parts (eric andre's style is not really funny when applied to exhausted poor people trying to get home on the subway imo) but this show has made me literally lol (a hearty lol, deep in the belly) more than any other show has in a while. i loved how game vivica a fox was.

slam dunk, Friday, 13 December 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, the man on the street bits are sometimes a little too Improv Everywhere! for my taste. I greatly prefer when he's fucking with people who've voluntarily entered his world.

Sandwich Slobber (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 December 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link

(I guess I'm generally down when there's even the mildest level of "victim" complicity, because Nathan For You handled its civilian mindfuckery beautifully.)

Sandwich Slobber (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 December 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

everything being disconnected from context removes the cruelty in my mind of that stuff so i can forgive "free jerry sandusky" weirdness

I'm not big on any "man on the street" stuff, but I've laughed the loudest so far at his blind man asking "Excuse me, have you seen my dog?" bit.

pplains, Friday, 13 December 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link

nine months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R969PEDphw

evangelos (am0n), Monday, 15 September 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Thanks, doubt I would've come across that if you hadn't posted it.

Season 3 starts November 6! Awesome. I rewatched the first two seasons in one sitting with my sibs last Christmas and laughed harder than I can remember laughing in years. Looking forward to making this a regular, ever-expanding holiday tradition.

Remoistening The Trough (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link

yeah, i'm pretty fucking excited by this. the end of season 2 with the kaleidoscopic, everything at once recursion bit was maybe the most subversive thing i've ever seen on television.

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I've adopted Hannibal's geriatric shuffle, short steps and slow gait for my hourly break walks around my corporate workplace

calstars, Thursday, 13 November 2014 07:16 (nine years ago) link

follow up question, what is this?

johnny crunch, Sunday, 16 November 2014 00:31 (nine years ago) link

the sucking up of the vomit, jesus christ
apparently that woman genuinely wasn't part of the joke and really did walk off the set

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 16 November 2014 03:52 (nine years ago) link

from the grantland article:

For a forthcoming episode this season, André was able to book The Hills star and milquetoast lifestyle personality Lauren Conrad, creating a hazardous mismatch. “Some guests don’t even know my name or the name of the show,” André explains. “They’ve just been in the game for a while and they’re like, ‘Sure, yeah, whatever. When do I show up?’” Conrad was one of those guests. When she arrived for the interview, the un-air-conditioned set was sweltering and hostile, and Conrad “was, like, sweating bullets, on this acid trip,” André says. He proceeded to go nuts on her, drawing a swastika on his forehead, making inappropriate suggestions about her husband, and spewing fake vomit everywhere. What resulted was the show’s first-ever walkout, and the dismay of her entire team. “Her publicist was furious — reamed out my talent booker,” André says.

Because of the incident, André lost every prospective guest affiliated with Conrad’s handlers — except one. “It was like a week later, and Jimmy Kimmel wanted to do the show. I was like, cool. And he’s like, ‘Yeah, let me just cc my publicist,’” he says. “And it’s the same publicity (agency).” Kimmel was a powerful enough client, and chummy enough with André, that his handlers had no choice but to consent. “They were like, ‘What time do you want Mr. Kimmel there tomorrow?’” André recalls through mock-gritted teeth.

slam dunk, Monday, 17 November 2014 00:04 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC8KFQEPolk

slam dunk, Thursday, 20 November 2014 02:47 (nine years ago) link

best flow of 2014

johnny crunch, Thursday, 20 November 2014 03:00 (nine years ago) link

erics face in the still of that yt is killing me

johnny crunch, Monday, 24 November 2014 01:46 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_P314OzhHc
'pregnant pussy' riff to gibberish rap bit is a fave of mine

Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 November 2014 03:59 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

it's been up and down this season but the all bird-up episode was spectacular
chris rock brushing his teeth with a pistol! snail down! the focus group!

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:44 (nine years ago) link

like this best when it's so chaotic and who-gives-a-fuck that they don't even bother with credits

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

the new FX show he co-stars in, Man Seeking Woman, is full on terrible

diddybops 67 (120.2)(source field mix) (some dude), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:46 (nine years ago) link

sadly agree; it could be okay if they could commit to the premise and quit milking three gags per episode like making his blind date a FOR REAL troll is actually a clever and original idea that can sustain six minutes of schtick

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:48 (nine years ago) link

yeah, like every time they reveal a new premise, it falls flat, and then they just run it into the ground forever

diddybops 67 (120.2)(source field mix) (some dude), Saturday, 24 January 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U3Lk-Fml4c

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:12 (three years ago) link

bump

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 26 October 2020 04:24 (three years ago) link

Thank u 4 reminder to record the encore presentations overnite, missing the season premieres would have been tragic.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 October 2020 04:39 (three years ago) link

first two episodes are not good. mostly callbacks to old gags and lots of guests who are clearly aware they're walking into a goof. everything has felt stale and canned so far.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link

All true but for some reason watching it on a whim over lunch without any expectations I still idly enjoyed it. My critical brain was totally not paying attention.

Evan, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 22:45 (three years ago) link

i mean i'll keep watching it! but these felt particularly unengaged to me and, given eric's generally uninspired work since s4 wrapped, i'm a little worried

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link

s5e4 starts off a little slow but is one of the better eps in many seasons.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 07:12 (three years ago) link

yeah, both 3 and 4 were steps up.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link

I've been doing my umpteenth rewatch of the series before starting the new season. I've seen it all enough at this point that it's a pleasant surprise when, say, tap sensation Savion Glover still somehow catches me off guard and sends me into fits.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

lizzo up and omarion are good high points
intrepid reporter kicking the shit out of a guy is amusing too

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link

the constant callbacks get a little tired though. did we really need another riff on the classic "time to deliver a pizzaball" melody

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 14:33 (three years ago) link

i don't think Eric will ever top musical guests Exhumed and The Supremes playing side by side

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link

my regard for lizzo, which was already pretty high, has risen

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:02 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Blasted through s2-5 over the past couple of days (the latter for the first time). Season 5 really only suffers in comparison to four previous seasons of maybe the funniest show of all time. That's a lot to live up to. It's just too bad that the funniest bit of the season (The Pageant) happened at the absolute end of the season.

Telly Salivas (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 December 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Forgive the thread spam, but I wanted to note that this show's 2020 season is nominated in the 2020 ILX TV poll:

ILX's Best Television of 2020 Poll / VOTING AND CAMPAIGNING THREAD / Voting Ends After January 29, 2021

If you like this show and you'd like to see it have a good showing in the poll (running in February) all you need to do is submit a ballot including it and your other favorites (3 minimum, 25 maximum, ranked by your favorite to least favorite) to forksclovetofu at gmail. It'll take five minutes; get to it!

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 January 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

(vv obvs nsfw!)

https://onlyfans.com/ericandre

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 23:37 (three years ago) link

lol, i don't want to see but i kinda wanna see i guess not really but am i gonna google this no i suppose i'm not

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 23:48 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

do i want to pay $80 to go to this i wonder

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 February 2023 21:07 (one year ago) link

worth it

johnny crunch, Thursday, 16 February 2023 23:59 (one year ago) link

you've seen him do a live thing? or just want to?

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 February 2023 03:05 (one year ago) link

Dude just funny

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 February 2023 03:17 (one year ago) link

Knockdown is a fun place

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 17 February 2023 14:29 (one year ago) link

i saw him live a few years ago and i laughed for like 10 mins straight but a big part of that is that he brought a local old guy on stage for a bit and he somehow managed to pull the perfect weird old french man

Potemkin Mystery Dungeon (Will M.), Saturday, 18 February 2023 22:05 (one year ago) link


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