Innocuous things that make you irrationally embarrassed

Catch it when it's on sale for a buck. Not worth $1.25.

Pineapple is the way to go, imho.

stuff is kind of pricey iirc, also half of them have RUSTIC CHUNKS OF CHOCOLATE on the front. chobani more like menopausi

sorry

lol/otm/shame @ menopausi

If you really want the full yogurt experience though, try mixing some rose petal jam into vanilla yog of your choice. No shame in that floral-dairy game. It's delicious.

I feel like I look like exactly the kind of person who would do something like that and I'm just confirming everyone's first impression of me.
this is at the heart of this thread imo

i worked in a bakery when i was at high school and one day my boss's wife came in and said to me, 'i saw you biking home yesterday, gosh you were really enjoying that icecream you were eating!' and i almost died of horror which turned swiftly into a burning hatred of her and her smirky face.

estella humblebraging re biking while eating ice cream imo

Sorry, only one l, phone corrected.

i don't mind.

I promise I didn't smirk even a little, even on the inside.

Podcasts that are like "radio plays." Nightvale is the most recent one I tried. People love it, it makes me cringe, and I think it's the medium rather than that one specific podcast.

i almost died of horror which turned swiftly into a burning hatred of her and her smirky face.

were you eating icrecream while thinking all this bet you were

almost any internet/real life crossover - if somebody quotes a funny Tweet, or tells a story that they posted on Facebook, or complains about something a mutual friend put up on Facebook or quotes a funny text somebody sent them.

is it really old-person to still feel like social media is like Fight Club?

also probably old-person to reference Fight Club I guess

i just felt a wave of embarrassment for you

thanks!

Oh yeah. My wife wanted me to find out more information about a local police incident that occurred, and the was nothing in the news, so I hit them up on twitter. Then I had to be all like "OK, so I tweeted at the cops and they tweeted back...." I didn't feel comfortable talking out loud about the whole exchange though. I probably should have just taken a screen cap and posted it on her facebook I don't know.

oh yeah I totally have that embarrassment about social media thing. Actually if I ever tell someone about something from ILX, I usually make up some bullshit about where it came from

ha yeah. i have so many friends who tell me so many interesting things, i really do.

Dropping anything at a social gathering that shouldn't fall, like food or even a photo that someone is passing around
Cutting up a cake wrong in front of people
Serving myself from a table at a party or gathering, however big or small, and spilling it, having to use my fingers or using the wrong utensil
Spilling anything from buffet to plate or being stuck without a serving utensil and having to think fast...I just walk away now

I don't spill a lot of food at parties but I sweat buckets serving myself...

Accidentally replicating a post on ILX

FYI for La Lechera: in this week's "food issue" of the New Yorker, there's a pretty interesting profile of the guy who founded the Chobani yogurt company. It's behind the subscriber paywall online, unfortunately.

Can someone summarize this for me? I've now received 2 notifications about it and do not have subscription. I haven't had pf chobani yog in over a month, thank goodness.

i included this chobani commercial in my persuasion prezi as an example of "people enjoy feeling satisfied and competent"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxqaFt74mRU

People who publicly complain about customer service on Twitter while @-ing the corporate account. I realize this is an acceptable thing to do and often the easiest way to reach a company but I still find it embarrassing (irrationally).

That's like 25% of my tweets!

I KNEW you would respond to this! Like I said, it's irrational. I know it gets results.

It can always be worse.

http://i.imgur.com/xGBgZW0.png

My dislike/mild phobia of going to the cinema or watching movies with others makes me kinda IE. Does anyone else get this? I just hate the idea of committing to two hours of silence with a friend, I'd rather speak to them. Also I am quite likely to turn something off, if watching at home alone and it's bad, I find it a major waste of time to have to sit through something. Then there's discussing it afterwards... don't enjoy that either.

How you feel about people clapping at movies for director who isn't there?

Startles me to death.

My sister attributing everything she sees and does to what a [OUR SURNAME] would do.

"Ah, your son smiles when he laughs. He's definitely a Smith!"

"Enjoying some egg nog this morning, the Jones way of starting Thanksgiving!"

the clapping at the end of movies thing is really weird. I've only witnessed it twice. Once was for Bowling for Columbine which I sort of get in a "I am clapping because I agree with the statement this movie is making" kind of way, but the other time was for Star Trek, which just made me embarrassed to be in the same movie theater as these people.

Ha, last time I was in a theater that clapped at the end was for Fahrenheit 911.

the only time i've seen clapping in a cinema was one guy who seemingly really really enjoyed mars attacks and wanted the world to know.

Maybe he was tryin to turn the light on

the other time was for Star Trek

me too!

and it DESERVED IT

Most of the audience clapped at the end of Thor 2 last week -- surprised the hell out of me.

Any time I hear two people older than, say, 14, talking in any detail about a video game, like actually having a conversation about specific things one does or has done in a video game, or analyzing the finer points of a games strengths and weaknesses.

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, October 10, 2013 8:44 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Man, there was this dude on the subway tonight, maybe late 20s, and this woman who seemed to be going somewhere with him but not his gf, and the dude was fucking playing video games on his phone while talking to her, like a grown man was doing this. And he was commenting on the game, like "Argh, I really thought I was going to get a better sword from that elf. Well that's disappointing." And she was actually being really sweet and asking him questions about the game, and he was responding in that sort of mansplainy but also just pathetically dorky tone like "That's a kitanitzu -- it's a half-wolf female spirit. You can gain skills from them but you have to use three magic points -- NOT exactly a bargain in my opinion." And the whole thing just made me sad, but moreso just embarrassed.

noises my tummy makes

parody songs set to "carol of the bells"

these faces:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSUFzC6_fp8

momentary disquiet of everyone processing the same "there's delicious FOOD on the back table" email at once.

tis the season for those emails, assuming you mean the office table

getting a christmas card from someone you haven't sent a christmas card to

these faces:

is there something about singing a capella that makes people involuntarily pull these kind of faces, or is it an aesthetic choice, or a combination of the two?

(not taking a swipe btw, I love a capella singing and a lot Penatonix's videos are pretty great if you don't look at their awful faces)

loving Hurting's video game story

I can't remember the last time I sent a christmas card.

every christmas card i get is from someone i have not sent a christmas card to
this year i have received 3