Admittedly this feels like less of a good idea now that I am not drunk and it isn't the middle of the night, but now I feel like I have locked in my commitment to the cause.
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Friday, 11 October 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link
lol
― Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Friday, 11 October 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
btw I think someone has rounded up and burned every existing copy of Nier, I can't find it anywhere
i would watch a jjj let's play of daikatana
― Mordy , Friday, 11 October 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
( http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-10-02-john-romeros-daikatana-pops-up-on-steam )
― Mordy , Friday, 11 October 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
You know, the Game of Thrones game is in this week's humble bundle.
― JimD, Friday, 11 October 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
i heard it's actually not as bad as they say
― Nhex, Friday, 11 October 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link
Oh man I hit the motherlode
Ride to hellDarkness 2Afro samuraiHomefrontThe saboteur (this is not terrible but nobody cared abt it and now I have it for ps3)
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 October 2013 01:33 (ten years ago) link
Ok so the big plus to buying terrible games on ps3 is no one bothers to make you download any updates because no one gives a shit. Coming for you ride to hell.
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 October 2013 05:04 (ten years ago) link
Wow even the start screen looks like low res garbage
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 October 2013 05:05 (ten years ago) link
OhMyGod
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 October 2013 05:08 (ten years ago) link
This is worth the $8 already just due to the insane senseless intro and shock inducingly terrible mind blowing script. Like srsly magic stupid oh man I am going to love this game.
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 October 2013 05:12 (ten years ago) link
I think the controller shakes any time you are on a bike because uh motorcycle? Gameplay is super crazy terrible
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 October 2013 05:20 (ten years ago) link
There is so much bad dialogue I can't even catch it all.
"You look like an old baby cow. You ever slice the ear off a baby cow? It's funny"
I shit you not.
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 October 2013 05:24 (ten years ago) link
lol I'm so glad you bumped this thread and gave me the chance to read it
― Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 12 October 2013 10:48 (ten years ago) link
the saboteur is properly great, don't put it in this cruel cruel thread :(
― NI, Saturday, 12 October 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
oh man you have me tempted to run out and buy this right now
― papa smango (fadanuf4erybody), Saturday, 12 October 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link
saboteur was fabulous, gtfo
― Euler, Saturday, 12 October 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link
No, I know, but it was a horrendous flop. Unfairly! I think it's awesome. But it still fits my criteria.
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Sunday, 13 October 2013 06:23 (ten years ago) link
I mean BULLETSTORM is on my list but still got my number one spot that year. Deadly Premonition is also all time great. I do this out of love.
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Sunday, 13 October 2013 06:27 (ten years ago) link
Nier is the only game this gen that i've gone back and replayed (twice!), just love running around the world listening to that amazing soundtrack while the companion characters bicker behind me. Drakengard 3 is coming out in the west next year and has the same writer/director and sound team, so hopefully it retains some of the atmosphere (Nier was a spinoff from the Drakengard series after all)
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 13 October 2013 12:16 (ten years ago) link
i keep thinking about picking up Nier
― Nhex, Sunday, 13 October 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link
Does 50 Cent: Blood on the Sands fit into this niche? the voiceovers push it into it IMO, the game itself is just totally uninspired.
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:30 (ten years ago) link
Charlie Brooker is entertainingly vitriolic about that game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGC8fO8uAOA
― Neil S, Monday, 14 October 2013 13:25 (ten years ago) link
btw, Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death is a self-aware-ish budget title that looks fairly enjoyable if you are so inclined
― Andrew Kornfan, Thursday, 17 October 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link
When it hits a budget price I think I'll bite on Dragon's Crown
― Nhex, Thursday, 17 October 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SURg-VSIq7M
― there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 October 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
Ha, Ride to Hell dropped to $10 at BestBuy. I'm really tempted to get it from jjjusten's review here but... i've probably got enough legitimately good games in the backlog that it would be unwise
― Nhex, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 03:37 (ten years ago) link
Love this reviewhttp://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-07-10-ride-to-hell-retribution-review
― Nhex, Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link
god I love Cara Ellison
― Andrew Kornfan, Friday, 25 October 2013 09:01 (ten years ago) link
Contender:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5drSYII5mFY
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link
man. he didn't even kill anybody in First Blood!
― Nhex, Saturday, 9 November 2013 05:41 (ten years ago) link
Ooooh, Catherine is hitting this sweet spot. Not so much terrible as just super super weird
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Saturday, 16 November 2013 06:20 (ten years ago) link
Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad on sale on PSN. Thoughts?
― Nhex, Friday, 29 November 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link
Was on sale on XBL today too, grabbed it. Will report back... eventually.
― Nhex, Saturday, 30 November 2013 05:54 (ten years ago) link
Not available on ps3 in America god damn it
On the plus side flash sale on deadpool so uh oh
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 November 2013 06:08 (ten years ago) link
Ha never mind, on sale for less in physical format. Tomorrow you will be mine, terrible terrible game.
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 November 2013 06:11 (ten years ago) link
hm.http://www.metacritic.com/game/xbox-one/fighter-within/critic-reviews
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
also:ride to hell: retribution - $7defiance - $7aliens: colonial marines - $9http://www.gamefly.com/Store/PS3/
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
Aliens - that's the broken one that looks like a PS2 game?
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link
true of so many games, but yes
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link
a friend picked up the Alone in the Dark reboot mentioned way upthread as a gag and oh my god this is really something
― papa smango (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:55 (ten years ago) link
Aliens: Colonial Marines for PC download, $1.99 just for today. Comes with coupon for $5 off an Amazon download next month, they're usually pretty good with their "Best Of" selection in January.
― Nhex, Thursday, 26 December 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link
dudes i want to talk about Anarchy Reigns
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Monday, 13 January 2014 18:34 (ten years ago) link
so its a sequel (kind of?) to madworld, closed world beat-em-up that is also apparently a 20ish character fighting game as well - im hot garbage with regards to fighters, so i am not a good judge. dumb as a brick in many ways, weird "why is this here" vehicle timed lap racing sections, no attempt at even vague coherency, interspersed with completely out of character and hamfisted "touching" dead kid storyline. its a glorious god damn mess so far, not as broken as ride to hell (which well jesus i dont know if anything in recent memory is that broken) but so bafflingly out of step with videogames of the modern day that it is quite refreshing. its no bulletstorm, but its cheap as dirt and solidly in the spirit of this thread.
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Monday, 13 January 2014 18:43 (ten years ago) link
sounds fun, will wait for $5
― Nhex, Monday, 13 January 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link
just learned about this stinker recentlyhttp://www.gameinformer.com/games/dark/b/xbox360/archive/2013/07/09/a-vampire-who-sucks-at-everything.aspx
― hang son doong (am0n), Monday, 13 January 2014 22:56 (ten years ago) link
lol the voice acting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vczVtwQi8LY
― hang son doong (am0n), Monday, 13 January 2014 22:58 (ten years ago) link
jesus that music
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 06:14 (ten years ago) link
Ride to Hell won GB's worst game award last year
― Who is DANKEY KANG? (kingfish), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 08:39 (ten years ago) link