Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

'your move' is as good as it will get. another stinker of a cartoon.

"Have you heard that band that Ben Goldacre's mother was in before she was in Fox?"

"Ever get the feeling you're a pawn in a larger game?"
"Not exactly"

"It's all in the game"

eh, I don't think it's so bad a cartoon, though I wonder why the hell they're cyclops.

"I've got my eye on you"

"I'm your evil self! I'm gonna FUCK SHIT UP!"

"In a dream I saw Krusty the Clown in priestly clothing, slashing diagonally toward Marge Simpson"

"I don't care about the damn ASPCA , it's just not the same."

"Wanna do a little 'Brokeback Mountain'"?

"You can't find a black square neither huh?"

"We don't play by your rules out here."

"If we take our horses' eyes, we'll each have two!"

"My brother gots a castle!"

"Howdy - the name's Gary Kasparov."

"Knight sounds so pretentious -- I much prefer horsie."

"Well, I guess this is normal, then"

"This grips me more than would a muddy ol' river or reclining Buddha."

"I hope it's chocolate."

"Knight fever, knight fe-vah! We know how to do it!"

"Then he said 'No, you idiot. It's RIDDER.' Seriously, wtf does that even mean?"

A+++

"I'm beginning to think moving the setting of the musical from Bangkok to Deadwood was a mistake."

"I've heard of chess boxing, but chess gunfights?"

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• "If their dog starts humping your leg, let it finish."
• "They must not understand how foreclosure works."
• "Barb was telling me there's been a rash of azalea thefts."

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I take it any 9/11 styled captions would be deemed inadmissible?

"SHAZAM!"

"And that's the last I want to hear about this 'glass ceiling' holding anyone back."

"Next item"

"The architect said only really intelligent people can see it"

BLUE SKY THINKING

1st Republican Party meeting seeking to have the teaching of gravitational theory revoked.

"So that's agreed then, we bring this up at the snagging meeting."

Wait, wtf, "If their dog starts humping your leg, let it finish."
this isn't ... wait, is that something people say when someone's dog humps them? That's revolting!

God, do dog owners just wander about with crusty dogjizzpants?

blæææh!

"Just a trial run before we float on the stock exchange"

I wish I hadn't given that a thought, let alone posted about it.

So, uh...
something something corporate jet something wonder woman

"I think I might have taken a bit too much viagra"

"Let me remind you transparency is one of our core values."

"Well, at least the Giant Gorilla's gone"

"I think our outsourcing strategy has gone a bit far."

We need more structure

"Is anybody else bothered by this?"

"The cost of office space will go through the roof - we're just pre-empting it."

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm so fucking high right now..."

"I'm glad we came here to eat. Rooftop restaurants as so passé."

"In case you're all wondering, our new office furniture is by G6 Plan."

"The freehold is actually owned by the federal government"