why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

lol

nice of Facebook macro creator to mansplain what "more girls" should be infatuated with

lol, just once, I'd like to see one of those flip the formula, like 'more women should ditch these fucking poindexters and put out for coked up boy racers instead'

boy racers, bananaman?

hot-rodders in your parlance old bean

Ha, I guess mixing poindexters and boy-racers in the same sentence means that pretty much no-one will understand it.

ladies why r u so into cool guys when u could be into guys who give you money

i am only into guys who have mad faith not mad cash *folds arms*

u shd totally be into different kinds of guys to the ones ur into tho O LORD MAKE THE SCALES FALL FROM THEIR EYES LIKE SAUL OF TARSUS

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/14514_638705379502789_1452319623_n.jpg

somebody send that to the House Republicans

or to a hippie bible camp from the late 1970s

practice compassion
stand up comedy
talk to strangers

does it not matter that strangers probably dont want to talk to you?

if anyone gets in the way of my self actualization lord help them theyre gonna need their own macro

At First I Was All, 'Really, David Blaine?' But By The Time He Started Crying, I Was A Fan.

wife the slate clean

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1380478_554135607988466_1635537742_n.jpg

they do seem to grin a lot when they tell me I'm going to Hell

but my record collection is better

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/8386/do7f.jpg

i was just thinking how funny it is that fbook still doesn't allow animated gifs even though this shit has so fully permeated fbook's aesthetic and is way worse than whatever blingee/myspace cutseyness zuck was trying to distance himself from way back in 2006

http://i.imgur.com/0HzDNOu.jpg

always thought that Crosby Stills and Nash song didn't hold up well to its predecessor

haha

https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1395325_3443102494259_749376367_n.jpg

this has got to be a joke.

Not quite.

Mother's boyfriend

i was talking more about the image itself, which is incredibly corny and somehow full of compression artifacts despite being so recent. it's horrible to read that though, hope i don't come off as insensitive :(

It's that pic not you, obv

Let your children develop their own damn opinions (within a range 'invisibly' delimited by the unacknowledged ideology of everyday life – which is always already the context to this image, and to your life, and the lives of your children).

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1382213_580186562035062_1883960912_n.jpg

where's the goddamn butterfly emerging from a chrysalis in that pic?

Reference to this intentional?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJexHVklwKI

Like Gore Vidal once said, "Once you break the ice with me, you'll find a lot of cold water."

nice

http://www.viruscomix.com/monstrepancies.jpg

http://www.viruscomix.com/page528.html

Minor lol at the "fortunate" one.

I like the sexuality one tbh, seems fairly true to life

all genders are monsters

http://d2hjf9a2dz967u.cloudfront.net/posts/main_images/17/original/day8.jpg?1381439407

hasn't worked out the Bob Marley technique yet

(That's Banksy, btw)

http://d2hjf9a2dz967u.cloudfront.net/posts/main_images/17/original/day8.jpg?1381439407" class="noborder">

- Banksy

Yep, that one.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OpD28Wwdldc/USP9HTDudfI/AAAAAAAAIYM/VkDLINydfRA/s640/15ac866a6fcd1314b9ce2373a910b071.jpg

Sorry if this is a repost.

Not actually from Facebook, but from this website which seems to be a goldmine for these things:

http://pmp-oneinamillion.blogspot.co.uk/

http://i.imgur.com/TeCa3QX.jpg

barrrrrrrrrrrrrrf

wow that dude is super fast at getting ready