Sadly

wow, this woman (can't really peg her age, 20s probably, obviously in some college class, one of her books is "myth & knowing")is sitting directly opposite me at a small table in the library and she is stunning. like mischa barton but way prettier. saffron burrows is a better comparison. i apologized when i accidentally bumped our laptops together (not a euphemism) and she very kindly said "that's ok"

hitting on her not really an option, but she is distracting.

― the bridge to erewhon (velko), Sunday, 21 September 2008 00:11 (5 years ago)

Jeff

I played a show opening for the Horrors and we had bought a dozen or so goldfish. The plan was that the live goldfish would be in champagne glasses at the front of the stage, and that during the show we would knock them into the audience. Lead singer of the Horrors heard about this and pitched a fit and the club owner wouldn't let us do it. Several members of our band were even appearing on a split 7" with him, and he still wouldn't let us go through with that plan.

Of course, the goldfish all ended up in the toilet. A more dignified way to go?

― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 July 2011 16:05 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Adam Bruneau

A CATFORD man was stabbed in the stomach by a group of men behind a McDonald's carpark.

He was attacked in a car park behind McDonald's in Crawley, at about 4.30pm on Friday.

The victim, in his 20s, was taken to Royal Sussex County Hospital, Brighton, for treatment for a stab wound and a broken arm.

Three men are being questioned on suspicion of assault.

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Jeff

when I saw this thread had been bumped I was sure that someone had copy and pasted Crimson Hexagon's post about scottish accents

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Jeff

Also, I thought one of my posts was copied and pasted on this thread somewhere but I can't see it? Maybe it was another thread.

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Jeff
Jeff
Jeff

when I saw this thread had been bumped I was sure that someone had copy and pasted Crimson Hexagon's post about scottish accents

― it was discovered that there's no rule that a dog cannot play basketball (bends), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 22:29 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha you're right though

Eh. They've got no embarrassments but since the late Clinton administration they've released an awful lot of irrelevant albums.

― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, October 10, 2013 10:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Irrelevant to you, maybe. Not necessarily to the hundreds of thousands of people who bought and enjoyed those records.

― Dog Man Star took a suck on a pill... (Turrican), Thursday, 10 October 2013 23:56 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

erm

albums

rme

Jeff

One of the things I get from the writing is a sense of generational dislocation, like different sheets of sandpaper rubbing up against each other, as if Healy is looking both at the teenagers and the thirtysomethings and trying to work out who and where he is in relation to them, knowing he's ceased to be one and not yet become another.

Charlie Parker, the Kinks, and vodka.

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat)

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Nebbiolo Sucks Cabernet's Left Vinifera

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:58 (8 years ago)

He died. Yikes. :/

― Neanderthal, Sunday, 13 October 2013 04:06 (17 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

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Yikes. :/

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irking me how righthand compare & contrast girl gets elbow & hair privileges over her lefthand counterpart - couldn't they have gotten one each? or even merged at the elbow and hair? thus becoming one entity? i guess that would defeat the purpose of comparing & contrasting. sadly.

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although the main reason i deleted my profile was probably that i felt like an asshole ignoring messages from people i didn't find attractive.

― Treeship, Sunday, 13 October 2013 22:08 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a sad, sad day

where are you on the wheel of grief in re that?

lime green m8

#sadlass

envying treesh's regretful yet punitive approach to the opposite sex

Sheboygan was founded in 1846.[7] By 1849 it was known for its German population. On June 25, 1849 William Williams wrote, "Arrived at Sheboigin [sic] on the Wisconsin side, a small town population perhaps from 700 to 1000. This is a promising place. There are a great many best class of Germans settling around it. Tis all along the lake so far quite an interesting country."[8]

For Saturday's home match against Liverpool, a group of Newcastle fans have organised a march under the banner 'Time 4 Change'. They are angry about the way owner Mike Ashley is running the club.

o elvis, your microdominant ways met their end in the teeth of an underfed & abused biting machine

― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Wednesday, October 16, 2013 2:16 PM (12 minutes ago)

Art Thoughtz: Beuys-Z

Youngman introduces his Internet audience to the concept of "Personal Mythology" by comparing the work of artist Joseph Beuys and Jay-Z. By paralleling Beuys's story of being shot down in the Crimea when he was a fighter pilot with Jay-Z's tale surviving several shots fired at him at point-blank, among other examples, Youngman is able to establish a commonality between two otherwise disparate artists.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_disappeared_mysteriously

miss pippy, Chester, 4 hours ago

So this girl gave birth and was carrying her dead baby in her bag and had just nipped out to do some lingerie shopping????? What on earth is going on. Was she carrying her brain in her bag too?

a waste gettin' a sitter for it, being dead n all innit?

hehehehe ;)

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:55 (9 years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabuki_syndrome

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A strange man stroked me on the bus. My reaction shocked me 14 Oct 2013

Emotions account for all of the story development in the play, as Tilly uses her melancholy and other emotions to influence the other characters. Love is also a prominent theme in the play, as it can lead to melancholy or happiness. The characters all seem to be searching for love and try to find it wherever and whenever they can to escape the mundanity of their lives. Love changes their emotions and can lead to happiness or strife.

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5 years pass...

sadly, worse

― nostormo, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 22:20 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

Don't put oak galls for wasp larvae on your vagina

An empty cigar tube filled with wasps makes a good vibrator.

sadly,

Wag, the 'Uber for dog-walking,' is drawing scrutiny for allegedly losing dogs

Buddy, a Beagle-Labrador mix went missing while under the care of a Wag contractor. Buddy’s owner, a Long Island retired nurse named Mary Ellen Humphrey, accused the company of misrepresenting its rescue efforts and trying to buy her silence with $2,500 and by offering to pay for a planned trip to Disney World when a local news station inquired about the missing pup.

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list of suspended kickstarter campaigns

includes:
time for the percolator (Suspended)
I want to build a coffee pot that plays it's time for the percolator every time you make a fresh pot of Joe! How motivating is that!!

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/man-drowns-during-underwater-proposal-mzhs97z2g

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lol

RIP

peace god

obviously the darwin awards are some stale shit but this is the motherlode

rip big man, it's sad he proposed

gott im himmel, what a revive

Her posting it on Facebook with the following caption is pretty wtf

“You never emerged from those depths, so you never got to hear my answer, “Yes! Yes! A million times, yes, I will marry you!!”
“We never got to embrace and celebrate the beginning of the rest of our lives together, as the best day of our lives turned into the worst, in the cruelest twist of fate imaginable.”

nah the cruelest twist would've involved a shark

yes, if the shark had severed the penis from the body, and the severed penis floated up and temporarily stuck to the window while the traumatized woman looked on ...

The cruelest twist would be if she said no

the cruelest twist would be if she'd tried to save him and died instead

and then he'd married one of the emergency personnel

the cruelest twist will have been if one of us, who has joked about this horrible tragedy, later suffers the same fate

I shall make sure to wear a codpiece if I ever decide to make an underwater marriage proposal

i'll go with a rebreather

and a codpiece

peace cod

climate change will probably make underwater marriage proposals easier and more common

with an of article in the ny times about how it's odd but not such a bad thing after all!

I think it was a homicide

i shushpect....foul pleeeh

i would kill him too tbh

Dan Fogelman ("This Is Us") examines the perils (death) and rewards (new york times profiles) of undersea proposals.

this shit is a John Converse headline

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where's the I Love Covid thread?

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‘Accrington Stanley’ milk advert actor jailed for Liverpool murder https://t.co/IhRZsmhBnC

— Guardian news (@guardiannews) February 22, 2023

In the milk advert, Spaine’s character, whose face is never in shot, asks another boy: “Have you got any lemonade?” The other boy, played by Carl Rice, replies: “If you want.”

As Rice pours himself a glass of milk, Spaine reacts by saying: “Milk? Eurgh.”

Rice tells him: “It’s what [the former Liverpool forward] Ian Rush drinks. He said if I don’t drink lots of milk, when I grow up I’m only going to be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley.”

Spaine then delivers the familiar line “Accrington Stanley, who are they?” and Rice responds with “exactly”.

peace god

locked up with little fuckin kev

I hate this

― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, March 17, 2023 1:35 PM (two minutes ago

what will have been on the ipod of the bad submarine

Stephen Whinfrey, 50, became trapped and asphyxiated when rabbiting near Doncaster, England, after his head became stuck down a rabbit hole.

stick to jazz

― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 14 August 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Jazz deserves better.

― xyzzzz__, Monday, August 14, 2023 10:18 PM (yesterday)

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