why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

How many monarchs gonna die for you

death comes for us all, ma'am.

people reposting shit from "teabonics". It's anti-tea party shit which is fine, but why are you using "Ebonics" as a negative-associated base in your verbiage? Seems prejudiced

"teanglish" wd be more of a stretch?

It'd be a stretch, but I feel like there's some sort of negative connotation of "ebonics" being invoked here

say what

SAVE (s is for stupid) would be more appropriate obvs

Too obvious but these things show up so rarely in my feed:

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1375281_616307821742012_663752728_n.jpg

chicken wire keeps out the drug mule chickens from entering, wtf else do they want

thanks, Obama!

this showed up today

i just

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/82BE0D2E-90F0-448F-BD8A-85B76555F678-3347-000006760B19D680_zps3f23e090.jpg

i'm baffled

http://i41.tinypic.com/29dhiep.png

lol at not even being able to keep the last name consistent within the same GIF meme

http://temp_thoughts_resize.s3.amazonaws.com/57/8d3920cefe651a94f34f4bab044123/Letting-Go-of-Yesterdays-Junk.jpg

Let go of of your junk!

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1378391_547663345302359_1995634183_n.jpg

from JustGirlyThings

most responses (on the JustGirlyThings page, not on the share) were variations on "Run, bitch!"

"poor Photoshopping"

laughing so hard at thinking of Channing Tatum saying "duhhhhhh WIFE HAS BABY"

haha

http://i.imgur.com/nrC5gjR.jpg

ending your life?

lol!

omg god totally spotted me $20

thx big guy

http://i.imgur.com/f9DPBLo.jpg

MIND BLOWN

http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a551/emily_simpson1/collegemacro_zps99844731.png

that says a lot about how much you learned in college

"everything I learned in college essentially revolved around what to use as emergency rolling papers"

maybe u should have gone to class more

Even if the internet now offered a free in-depth tutorial about how to find everything on the internet you might want to know, many tens of millions of people who have not taken that tutorial would not be able to find it and take it. Additionally, information simply existing somewhere is not equivalent to being taught that information in a coherent manner, with feedback about how well one has mastered the material.

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/554FFACC-FD81-40D5-A878-80F27F0E6C04-4503-00000795264168F4_zpsf0b8a638.jpg

educated ambitious goal-driven white guy of faith thinkin' baout the gravy stain on his tie

is that Ryan Gosling

yep

step off, dudes with swag

http://www.lushquotes.com/pics/drake/I-like-Ryan-Gosling-as-an-actor.-I-watch-all-of-his-movies,-and-he

lol

nice of Facebook macro creator to mansplain what "more girls" should be infatuated with

lol, just once, I'd like to see one of those flip the formula, like 'more women should ditch these fucking poindexters and put out for coked up boy racers instead'

boy racers, bananaman?

hot-rodders in your parlance old bean

Ha, I guess mixing poindexters and boy-racers in the same sentence means that pretty much no-one will understand it.

ladies why r u so into cool guys when u could be into guys who give you money

i am only into guys who have mad faith not mad cash *folds arms*

u shd totally be into different kinds of guys to the ones ur into tho O LORD MAKE THE SCALES FALL FROM THEIR EYES LIKE SAUL OF TARSUS

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/14514_638705379502789_1452319623_n.jpg

somebody send that to the House Republicans

or to a hippie bible camp from the late 1970s