which city for GTA 5?

oh just shoot a lot of civilians, they have like $12 each, soon adds up

I'm checking out the social club manage crew thing, and apparently you can come up with custom titles for your ten ranks in the game.

Can we come up with ten hilarious ILX-based rank titles to put in?

Or have I totally missed the boat on this?

It looks to me like they're both still rising, and since they're still the cheapest stocks in the BAWSAQ your return should still be pretty consequential if they rise, but not as much as when the stocks were completely bottomed out.

since i am a cheapo new dad type, i indulged my urge to buy this by instead buying the gta iv liberty cities thing for ps3 and OH MY GOD now i remember why i never got very far in iv for the xbox. what a fucking drag.

you don't even love gay tony?

i don't think i'll ever get what games move you jj

i havent done gay tony or lost and damned, trying to trudge through iv first

did the drag race with brucie mission like 5 times before calling it quits last night. do not want to competetively drive in brick car physics land.

lost & damned is great, same with gay tony. both much much much more fun/interesting and not a total fucking buzzkill like the main story

i enjoyed iv but gay tony is next level and if iv feels like a slog, gay tony is a blast.

i have an xbox now

man... gbx came so close to being a doctor. what a shame

lol

Yeah, Gay Tony feels like they finally figured out how to write the characters & relationships they were aiming at with IV. I only started Lost & Damned, didn't get too far in it.

i completed lost and damned but i can't remember much about it. most of the characters were jerks iirc

Oh wait, there was the club chick who's only purpose was to order you to different sections of the club and fuck you. That part wasn't so hot.

OK, I've been trying to start an online campaign multiple times since 10/01 to no avail. I'm starting to get fuckin pissed. I can absolutely understand bugs/glitches the first couple of weeks, but I literally cannot get beyond Lamar dropping me off to get my car. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Try deleting the data for online and starting over

Do you do that from within the game or from the xbox interface?

l-r: you, me
http://i.imgur.com/gbJHKso.gif

hehe my insured car got stolen by another player who wrecked it, then he had to pay the £500 fee when I claimed on it

the car will probably have disappeared when I play next :/

One of the people whose shit I recovered e-mailed me that I had $100k of stock in their company in my portfolio now.

"£500", you heard me

all the Americans in this game say "twat" every five seconds anyway :/

think Regulate actually fell through, salt tears

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0878/HVqg4sz5IUiNVSF1dLivrg/0_0.jpg

thanks rockstar

#fockstar

packie mccreary is in this game, huh

man, triple bummer:

bawsaq is down
i just completed the last heist and i should have a ton of money, but it hasn't been deposited in my account yet
i just finished the random mission where you take the investment dude to the airport and he gives you a hot tip, but the stock he advises you to buy is on bawsaq, which is down

:(

there are no problems in the entire WORLD that are bigger than mine right now

Hey I picked up the girl in the car wreck on the road who'd just knifed her co-criminal, and was driving her to her friends, but my car was busted and she died while I was trying to get another one. Did I just miss out on a fantastic side-adventure? Will she magically turn up again?

I think you'll see her again

I stole a military jet, that's nice. Parachuted right down on to it, shot the one guard and took off before the tanks found me. It took me six tries (quick-saved from the air). Still haven't been able to get online.

This is my favorite multiplayer mode so far. Jets vs. race cars/motorcycles

http://youtu.be/-o3DoyYe9ww?t=39s

Feel like everyone talking about bawsaq like it's a totlaly normal thing is a very great victory for scottish culture

http://i.snag.gy/mth4y.jpg

Feel like everyone talking about bawsaq like it's a totlaly normal thing is a very great victory for scottish culture

Hahah yes! I was thinking the same.

Finished the main story tonight, and I can't wait until we can start talking about ending spoilers because there's some shit i need to get off my chest with two of the last missions. holy shit.

i also finished it tonight. and i'm pissed because i hit the WRONG FUCKING BUTTON when offered a major choice that determines the end of the story. oh well.

Can I talk about the hipster convo yet?

ugh, which one?

or the mission?

no the convo where michael accuses trevor of it. Died laughing at that.

oh yeah, forgot about that! that was pretty great. later in the game i gave trevor a buzzcut on the southern hemisphere of his head + a nice tanktop/shorts combo. have to admit he was ready to roll into brooklyn

http://i.imgur.com/phHLC2s.jpg

Maybe we should have a separate thread where people who have finished the story can discuss spoilerrific topics?

me again, fun with a train

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YhFRvZPT2c&feature=youtu.be

^ good that

can you do another one filling up the tunnel with cars and sticking a couple of trucks and buses at the entrance? wonder if that train can be derailed

loads of remote controlled bombs in the tunnel too, so if the train does break through you can run to the opening and watch as you set them off

nice video. Just kind of proves that cars can't break in two. I have a feeling anything you put in the tunnel will just get pushed out the other end.

i cant go online (might do if it/when it goes cheap for ps3) but could you feasibly arrange a gang of mates to go round fetching cars and sticking them in the opening for the tunnel? completely fill it with cars and remote bombs and then stand back and wait. i'd love to see that. see how much it takes to derail that damn train - should hopefully be a knock-on effect and all subsequent trains will be blitzed too