which city for GTA 5?

Slo-mo lobbing of explosives at helicopters was A+

Passive mode bugged me because you have to turn it off to use a gun at all, so if you turn it back on to do a holdup you're seemingly at risk of being murdered by the very dickheads you're meant to be collaborating with

That container moving section was so funnily boring I thought it was meant to be an extended rib, they should've had that awful camera view of some different-sized moving rectangles be the first gameplayer trailer just to bask in all the 8000 word thinkpieces about what this all means from the gaming press

you're seemingly at risk of being murdered by the very dickheads you're meant to be collaborating with

This happened in my first holdup. My friend had collected the money and I accidentally brained him with my pistol when I was trying to shoot the cashier. To me it's part of the fun but it's definitely a good idea to roll with dudes in your crew you can trust. It's very easy to steal another player's money.

That container moving section was so funnily boring I thought it was meant to be an extended rib

haha yeah that would've salavged it. i was playing it like this. thing is, i was angrily rushing through it because it was bugging me so kept screwing up (disconnecting trailer from truck) and also spent an age trying to work out how to pick up the boxes because i'd clicked through the instructions in a fit of pique. my own dumb fault but still: UGH

yah i thought that bit was annoying-charming for some reason.

should i even be mad that ifruit for android isn't out yet?

The only thing you're really missing out on is teaching Chop tricks.

can't really tell what knocks ppl out vs what kills them itg

i pistol-whipped a guy during one of those car thief missions, heard later on the radio that he had been murdered. whoops.

not played this for three days. still cant shake the farming sim addiction.

ah cool they've responded about the save corruption/plot skipping issue

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yassss

i pistol-whipped a guy during one of those car thief missions, heard later on the radio that he had been murdered. whoops.

I punched him! I think it's either you leave him alone or nothing, as far as the story is concerned. Same thing happened when I kicked the paparazzo guy in the ass. I wish I'd known; I would have either left them alone or got more creative about it.

continually checking BAWSAQ while I'm at work may be the shittiest thing a game has ever made me do btw

WHY DIDN'T I BUY PISSWASSER AT $4

How did y'all know to jump on Pisswater and HAL in the first place?

i don't understand how it can just go up continually anyway? it doesn't correct/reset??

HAL's high is $49.44, and it's currently at $16.09, so there's still plenty of room for it to rise, hypothetically.

Same for Pisswater, which had a high of $148.66 and is now at $17.54.

Of course, that doesn't necessarily mean either will go up.

HAL and Pisswasser were two that were set very low at launch, for whatever reason, and people have been pump-and-dumping them on Reddit. HAL was $1 originally, so why not buy it. I believe the highs for each stock listed are not reflections of where the stock has gone in the last two weeks but just fictitious histories of the stock's life overall.

Of the two, HAL is supposed to be a weapons manufacturer, so it could wind up being tied to something that has actual value in online, through DLC or whatever, that just hasn't been realized yet.

I really really really wish I hadn't done the assassination missions. :(

ha in online you can only change the radio if you're in the front seat

i fucking love buying clothes

forgot to sell PIS / HAL & booted it up earlier and sold all stock for 180mil on each character. enough to buy the golf course, all cinemas and all other properties

yass

I'm finally going to be able to get back on the net with my Xbox tonight, is there any stock going on the Bawsaq market that I'd be well-advised to take the plunge on at this point? Or have I totally missed the boat on this?

oh just shoot a lot of civilians, they have like $12 each, soon adds up

I'm checking out the social club manage crew thing, and apparently you can come up with custom titles for your ten ranks in the game.

Can we come up with ten hilarious ILX-based rank titles to put in?

Or have I totally missed the boat on this?

It looks to me like they're both still rising, and since they're still the cheapest stocks in the BAWSAQ your return should still be pretty consequential if they rise, but not as much as when the stocks were completely bottomed out.

since i am a cheapo new dad type, i indulged my urge to buy this by instead buying the gta iv liberty cities thing for ps3 and OH MY GOD now i remember why i never got very far in iv for the xbox. what a fucking drag.

you don't even love gay tony?

i don't think i'll ever get what games move you jj

i havent done gay tony or lost and damned, trying to trudge through iv first

did the drag race with brucie mission like 5 times before calling it quits last night. do not want to competetively drive in brick car physics land.

lost & damned is great, same with gay tony. both much much much more fun/interesting and not a total fucking buzzkill like the main story

i enjoyed iv but gay tony is next level and if iv feels like a slog, gay tony is a blast.

i have an xbox now

man... gbx came so close to being a doctor. what a shame

lol

Yeah, Gay Tony feels like they finally figured out how to write the characters & relationships they were aiming at with IV. I only started Lost & Damned, didn't get too far in it.

i completed lost and damned but i can't remember much about it. most of the characters were jerks iirc

Oh wait, there was the club chick who's only purpose was to order you to different sections of the club and fuck you. That part wasn't so hot.

OK, I've been trying to start an online campaign multiple times since 10/01 to no avail. I'm starting to get fuckin pissed. I can absolutely understand bugs/glitches the first couple of weeks, but I literally cannot get beyond Lamar dropping me off to get my car. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Try deleting the data for online and starting over

Do you do that from within the game or from the xbox interface?

l-r: you, me
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hehe my insured car got stolen by another player who wrecked it, then he had to pay the £500 fee when I claimed on it

the car will probably have disappeared when I play next :/

One of the people whose shit I recovered e-mailed me that I had $100k of stock in their company in my portfolio now.

"£500", you heard me

all the Americans in this game say "twat" every five seconds anyway :/

think Regulate actually fell through, salt tears

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0878/HVqg4sz5IUiNVSF1dLivrg/0_0.jpg

thanks rockstar

#fockstar

packie mccreary is in this game, huh

man, triple bummer:

bawsaq is down
i just completed the last heist and i should have a ton of money, but it hasn't been deposited in my account yet
i just finished the random mission where you take the investment dude to the airport and he gives you a hot tip, but the stock he advises you to buy is on bawsaq, which is down

:(